When Noin goes bad
*Duo and Trowa are cooking for a dinner party. *
Dou-Damn this! Hilde and Noin should be doing this, not us!
Trowa-Well Hilde is at the store…but I don't know where Noin is, you know where she is?
Duo- no, but lets find her and make her do the cooking!
* Trowa is staring at a peeler and a carrot wondering what the fuck to do with the two. *
Trowa- Ahhh…maybe that's a good idea.
* The two start to look around for Noin yelling her name. They find Quatre setting the table *
Quatre- Hey guys. Looking for Noin heh?
Duo- Yeah, have you seen her?
Quatre- Yeah… about an hour ago. She said she was going to take a nap and not to bug her.
Trowa- Did she go in her room?
Quatre- Yeah. But she said not to bug her.
Duo- Ohhh….she wont mind. We just want her help
* Duo and Trowa walk over to Noin's room door and knock *
Duo- Noin you there?
Noin-muhahah
* Duo and Trowa look at each other with the huge anime sweat drops *
Duo- Come on Noin we need your help.
Noin- Go away you little gay looking, long haired, 15 year old punk!
* Duo falls back on his butt…blood drips from his nose in the classical "shock nose bleed" way *
Trowa- was that Noin?!
Duo- Me no baka but that sounded just like Noin!
Trowa- Ahhh…ahhh…maybe I will try. Noin you ok?
Noin- Is that you, son?!
Trowa- Ahhh…nooo….this is just trowa!
Noin- son!
* Noin slams open the door… (there's Noin dressed in heero's pants and that ugly coy boy shirt)…grabs
trowa by the shirt and drags him in the room…closes the door and locks it *
Duo- TROWA?! NOIN?!
^ Duo thinks…Oh my gosh! Was that Noin?! ^
* Wufei and Quatre hearing all the noise run over to duo who is still sitting on the floor, in front of Noin's
door *
Wufei- Duo what is your fucken problem?!
Duo- ITS NOIN! You guys noin has gone crazy!
Quatre- yeah right Duo.
* just then they hear Trowa scream behind the door *
Trowa- SHIT! YOU GUYS SHES DRESSING ME IN A PINK DRESS!
* the three gundam boys get a huge sweat drop on the back of their head *
Duo- Ahhh…guys….you see my point?
Quatre- do you look good in pink, trowa?
* Duo smacks Quatre over the head*
Duo- shut up fem boy!
Quatre- sheesh! Just asking!
* Wufei starts to pound on the door *
Wufei- Noin you come out here right now!
Noin- ohhh…don't you dare talk to me little weakling!
* Quatre and Duo hit the deck *
Wufei- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME WOMAN?! DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!!!!!
Noin- * Snickers * I don't fight weak people!
* Wufei starts to glow…he gets blond hair and green eyes *
Quatre- HEY! Wrong story!
Duo- Wow Wufei looks weird with blond hair! Dude you should get it died that color!
WUFEI- DAMNIT WOMAN! I COULD HAVE KILLLED YOU BEFORE , AND I WILL NOW!
Duo- Wow, wow Wufei slow down there. We can't kill Noin!
Trowa- AHHH!!!!! SHES PUTTING PINK BOWS IN MY HAIR!
Duo- Heh…ummm….I guess we could just ahhh….well lets find out whats wrong with her first!
Quatre- On the count of the tree, we all slam the door open, got it?
Duo- ok.
Quatre-1….2…3…now!
* the three gundam boys smash open the door….and yes trowa is in a pink dress with pink bows…noin's
face is covered in red nail polish.*
Quatre- HAHAHA! Trowa's in my dress!
Duo- Your dress?!
Quatre- I mean my sisters dress!
Duo-"sure"
Trowa- YOU GUYS!? Who cares about who's dress is it just get if off me…please?
* the gundam boys look at trowa realizing that he is tied up *
Duo- Course this could be a Kodak moment!
Trowa- DAMNIT DUO, I SWEAR I WILL RIP THAT BRAID OUT OF YOUR HEAD IF YOU TAKE A
PHOTO OF ME LIKE THIS!!!!!!
Duo- gosh trowa I was joking!
* Wufei and Duo untie poor Trowa *
Duo- Dude what's wrong with noin?
Trowa- I don't know! She was covered in nail polish!
Quatre- nail polish? I heard people can get high off that stuff!
Wufei- You think noin has been sniffing nail polish, and that's what making her go wacko?!
Quatre- It's an idea.
Duo- guys… where IS noin?
Trowa- Oh my gosh noin's gone!
* The gundam boys look around the room…*
Duo- Guys I think I found noin…or what's left of her.
Quatre: what do you mean "what left of her"?!
Duo- Look dude…. * Duo points in side of the closet and the four boys look in *
( there's noin…covered in blue, black, brown, red, pink, purple, yellow, glitter, sea green and navy nail
polishes. Her hair looks like a rat's nest, she has a gun in one of her hands and a frying pan in the other. She
is flopped over on one side with her eyes closed)
Wufei- Dude! Is she dead?!
Trowa- Well I am not getting near her!
Duo- Me either!
Wufei- fine I will….* Wufei taps noin on the shoulder…noin moves a little*
Duo- SHES ALIVE!!!
Trowa- what are we going to do with her?
Quatre- OH my gosh!
Duo- what?
Quatre- she hit herself over the head with the frying pan and it knocked her out cold!
Wufei- uhhh…is it just me or WHY would anyone want to ahhh….hit themselves over the head with a
frying pan?
Trowa- It could be the nail polish.
Duo- I know! Let's get Heero…he may know what to do…I hope.
Quatre- where is he?
Duo- I think he's at the store with Hilde
Wufei- Me and Quatre will watch over noin while you guys get Heero and Hilde.
*Duo and Trowa leave the house to go looking for Heero*
Quatre- Damn! I have never seen Noin like this, she is normally so calm and stuff.
Wufei- * mumbles* little bitch *mumbles*
Quatre- Ah, wait now noin's not a bitch…just a little crazy.
*Heero throws open the rooms door with trowa, Hilde and duo following*
Wufei- Back already?
Duo- Heero was just a little ways up the street.
* Heero looks at noin*
Heero- Yup, its the nail polish.
Duo- No shit sherlock! What are we going to do with her?!
Heero- We could just kill her.
Wufei- Can I kill her? Please? Pretty please?
Quatre- YOU GUYS CANNOT KILL NOIN!
Heero- Quatre may be right wufei. This is noin we are talking about.
Wufei-…ok…I guess…
Heero- I don't know what to do with her then, how about we just let her sleep it off?
Wufei- * thinking he really would love noin just OUT of the house* WHY DON'T WE LOCK HER IN
THE NUT HOUSE?!
** They ignore Wufei**
Quatre- Sure, if we tie her up I am fine with letting her sleep it off.
Heero- Hand me the rope quatre.
* Quatre hands heero the rope that trowa was tied up in, heero ties her hands up *
Heero- there that should do it!
Duo- Ok if u think so…
Wufei- You have any ideas, Hilde?
*Hilde just shakes her head "no" *
Quatre- closes the closest door with Noin inside.
2 hours later * All the gundam boys are eating at the table with Zechs, Lady Une, and Dorothy. *
Zechs- Where's noin guys?
Duo- ahhh…she is not feeling well so she won't be joining us tonight.
Zechs- Ok…
--------tweet!--------
Zechs- what was that?
* Wufei leans over to Quatre and whispers in his ear *
Wufei- that had better not be noin.
------TWEET! --------
Zechs- Heero, did you get a bird?
Heero- Ah…yeah! A bird…* Sweat drop *
------AHHHH------
-Heero- A dying bird!
Zechs- A dying bird?
Heero- yup! A good ol' dying bird!
----MOOOO-----
Zechs- Heero?
* Heero leans over to duo and whispers *
Heero- We are DEAD if he finds noin tied up, WITH my pants on, with nail polish al over her face?! YOU
know what that looks like?!
-----MOOO------
* Duo drops his fork shacking *
Heero- AH the bad part of buying hamburger meat in bulk!
Wufei- yeah…heh, we love hamburgers!
------THE SKY IS FALLING!-----
Zechs- that sounded like noin…
Heero- ohh she just has a hell of a fever…
Zechs- is she ok?! I need to see her!
Wufei- NO!
Heero- NO!
Quatre- NO!
Duo- NO!
Trowa- NO!
------OH MY GOODNESS ITS ELVIS!! HE SOO CUTE!-----
Zechs- that's it! Where's noin!?
Heero- Une, dorthy I think you two better leave now.
:: they gladly leave the house and walk away::
--------ELVIS JUTS TURNED INTO THE GATWAY COW!----
* Zechs get himself up from the table and walks over to Noin's door, the gundam boys shoot in front of
him*
Heero- ahhh zechs you can't go in there!
------OH MY GOSH ELVIS JUST TURNED INTO BILL GATES ITS SOO UGLY!!! HELP!!!!!!!!--------
Zechs- why?
Heero- ahh….ahh… * huge anime sweat drop *
-----BILL GATES JUST TURND INTO A T-REX!!!!!-----
Zechs- what is wrong with noin?!
---- THE T-REX JUST TURNED INTO SADUMHUSAIN----
Trowa- makes sense…….
------THE T-REX JUST GOT A RIFLE!!!!-----HES APART OF THE NRS!!!!-----
*Zechs slams open the door to her room*
------AHHHH SAIOR MOON HAS COME TO GET ME---------
* Zechs opens up the closet door *
Zechs- NOIN?!
----Noin- sailor moon just turned into Zechs…wow they look alike! ---
:: noin jumps up and starts running around the room screaming "chibi chibi!" ::
Zechs- noin whats wrong?!
Noin- chibi…chibi..
Zechs- OH my goodness she's wearing heero's pants!!!!!!! HEERO!!!
Heero- NO…NO ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!
:: Heero runs away::
zech's- so what are we going to do with her?
Duo- I say we put her in a crazy bin.
* Wufei smacks his forehead *
Wufei- I wonder where the hell u got that idea!!! MAYBE I GAVE THAT VERY IDEA TO YOU GUYS
WHEN SHE FIRST STARTED ACTING UP!!!!
* They ignore wufei*
Zechs- DUO?!
Duo- LOOK AT HER!!!!! OR BETTER YET LISTEN TO HER!!
Zechs- what's wrong with her?
Duo- We think it's the nail polish.
Zechs- well lets take away the nail polish!
Duo- We can't find the nail polish anywhere.
Zechs- well look for it!
:: the gundam boys start to look for the nail polish with zechs::
^ 10 Minutes later ^
Wufei- guys…….I think I found it…
:: wufei lifts the bed mattress showing hundreds of bottles of nail polish in every color possible::
Duo- SHIT! THAT'S ONE BIG MOTHER FUCKING LOAD OF NAIL POLISH!
Wufei- ddaaaammnnn
:: quatre picks up a bottle of pink nail polish and slips it in his pocket::
Heero- Quatre why don't you take a purple and rainbow colored nail polish too?
Quatre-whaaa…HEY!
Trowa- he already as those colors in his bed room.
:: zechs, wufei, duo and heero turn their faces s-l-o-w-l-y to look at trowa.::
Heero- say what?
Wufei- you were in his room?
^ duo being the big mouth and just comes out with it ^
Duo- TROWA HAD SEX WITH QUATRE!
Trowa- HELL NO! OH FUCK NO.!!!.OH GROSS SICK EWWWWWWW! Quatre was out of town and
he has a damn sexy sister! Well two very sexy sisters..uhh….5 very sexy sisters…uhh-
Quatre- AHHH!!! YOU HAD SEX WITH 5 OF MY SISTERS?!
Trowa-no! you didn't let me Finnish! I think it was around….7 or 8
Quatre- TROWA?!
Trowa- WHAT?! The others are too old for me!
Zechs- yeah Linda was my age…sexy as hell…
Wufei- I thought heather was cuter.
Heero- Sara beats Relena in bed and out by a mile.
:: Quatre just passes out::
Zechs- any ways…….moving on…well lets get all the nail polish out of her room
^^^ 2 weeks later ^^^
duo- NOIN'S LOST IT AGAIN!!!!
Wufei- OK, when we find, her if we do, I get to kill her this time right?
Duo- ehh….I will think about it
::wufei and duo start looking around for noin but wufei has his gun out and has this weird kinda smile. %10
minutes later % they find quatre,trowa, and heero all in a large circle standing up looking down at
something on the grass.. heero looks up hearing the two boys running toward them::
Heero- Oh we should have told them.
Duo- told us what?
:: quatre and trowa break away from the circle……..and wufei and duo see noin on all fours chasing a
mouse with her mouth open in…a circle::
Duo- ehh…ehh…
Wufei- what the fuck is she doing?
Trowa- :: laughing:: I don't know but its really funny.
Quatre- she goes around and around…chasing the poor mouse.
Wufei- why is her mouth open?
Heero- maybe she wants to eat it?
Duo- FOR HEAVENS SAKE SAVE THE POOR MOUSE, get it away form her!
Trowa- we tried to let the mouse run away from her, but she just chased after it all the way down and up the
street.
Duo- ehh…pick it up and hide it..
Quatre- tried that too…she umm attacked heero every time he took it away from her.
:: wufei pulls out his gun and aims for noin::
Heero- you know wufei, that Zechs is just around the corner trying to find a place to hind the mouse..
Wufei- Zechs?
:: wufei puts his gun back and gets a lil haylow over his head::
Heero- lets just leave her chasing the mouse.
Duo- ehh…ok..
:: the 5 gundam boys walk back inside with Zechs they sit down at a table::
Duo- so what is it this time?
Heero- we are thinking it's the nail polish again…
Duo- ohh..but how did she get any nail polish? We took it all away from her.
:: heero shrugs::
Heero- how am I supposed to know? She's the only one that wears nail polish in the house….wait
:: Quatre is slowly walking out the door::
Trowa- Oh no you don't :: trowa rips him back forcing him to sit back down::
Quatre- WHHAA! I didn't think she would find it! I just had one bottle of pink that's all!
Wufei- damn it!
Duo- oh fuck…
Heero- well lets just let it wear off, like it did the last times.
Zechs- guys, I have been thinking since the last time noin was being weird. Maybe….just maybe, we
should get her some help…professional help.
Wufei- HAHAH YES!!! SEE THEIRS MY IDEA RIGHT THERE I WAS RIGHT!
* they ignore him*
Duo- yeah that's what I was thinking.
Wufei- WHAT?! WHAT?! YOU WERE THINKING?!
* they ignore him*
Trowa- so what….umm…craz- I mean professional help place were you thinking about Zechs?
Zechs- well, how about Red Apple Drug Abuse center?
Wufei- YES! YES! MUHAHAHA FINALLY A DAY WITHOUT THE BITCH NOIN!!!!!! PEACE ON
EARTH AND GOOD WILL TO WUFEI!!!!!
* they ignore him*
Quatre- how much does it cost?
Zechs- around $300 a week and that's with her own padded room
Trowa- OUCH! That's a high price!
Heero- how much is the shared room price?
Zechs- $200
Duo- well we could all pitch in our money and get $200
Trowa- sounds good to me.
Heero- yeah
Quatre- ummm ok…
Wufei- YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* they ignore him*
Zechs- ok then lets get her in the car and drive her there.
^% 10 minutes later she's in the car and I really don't want to say how they got her in there but…lets just
say there's a mouse tail hanging out of her mouth %^
:: wufei is just sitting in the back of the car saying " I finally got justice!! YES MUHAHAHA"
^% 20 minutes later they arrive at the crazy bin %^
*Duo and Trowa are cooking for a dinner party. *
Dou-Damn this! Hilde and Noin should be doing this, not us!
Trowa-Well Hilde is at the store…but I don't know where Noin is, you know where she is?
Duo- no, but lets find her and make her do the cooking!
* Trowa is staring at a peeler and a carrot wondering what the fuck to do with the two. *
Trowa- Ahhh…maybe that's a good idea.
* The two start to look around for Noin yelling her name. They find Quatre setting the table *
Quatre- Hey guys. Looking for Noin heh?
Duo- Yeah, have you seen her?
Quatre- Yeah… about an hour ago. She said she was going to take a nap and not to bug her.
Trowa- Did she go in her room?
Quatre- Yeah. But she said not to bug her.
Duo- Ohhh….she wont mind. We just want her help
* Duo and Trowa walk over to Noin's room door and knock *
Duo- Noin you there?
Noin-muhahah
* Duo and Trowa look at each other with the huge anime sweat drops *
Duo- Come on Noin we need your help.
Noin- Go away you little gay looking, long haired, 15 year old punk!
* Duo falls back on his butt…blood drips from his nose in the classical "shock nose bleed" way *
Trowa- was that Noin?!
Duo- Me no baka but that sounded just like Noin!
Trowa- Ahhh…ahhh…maybe I will try. Noin you ok?
Noin- Is that you, son?!
Trowa- Ahhh…nooo….this is just trowa!
Noin- son!
* Noin slams open the door… (there's Noin dressed in heero's pants and that ugly coy boy shirt)…grabs
trowa by the shirt and drags him in the room…closes the door and locks it *
Duo- TROWA?! NOIN?!
^ Duo thinks…Oh my gosh! Was that Noin?! ^
* Wufei and Quatre hearing all the noise run over to duo who is still sitting on the floor, in front of Noin's
door *
Wufei- Duo what is your fucken problem?!
Duo- ITS NOIN! You guys noin has gone crazy!
Quatre- yeah right Duo.
* just then they hear Trowa scream behind the door *
Trowa- SHIT! YOU GUYS SHES DRESSING ME IN A PINK DRESS!
* the three gundam boys get a huge sweat drop on the back of their head *
Duo- Ahhh…guys….you see my point?
Quatre- do you look good in pink, trowa?
* Duo smacks Quatre over the head*
Duo- shut up fem boy!
Quatre- sheesh! Just asking!
* Wufei starts to pound on the door *
Wufei- Noin you come out here right now!
Noin- ohhh…don't you dare talk to me little weakling!
* Quatre and Duo hit the deck *
Wufei- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME WOMAN?! DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!!!!!
Noin- * Snickers * I don't fight weak people!
* Wufei starts to glow…he gets blond hair and green eyes *
Quatre- HEY! Wrong story!
Duo- Wow Wufei looks weird with blond hair! Dude you should get it died that color!
WUFEI- DAMNIT WOMAN! I COULD HAVE KILLLED YOU BEFORE , AND I WILL NOW!
Duo- Wow, wow Wufei slow down there. We can't kill Noin!
Trowa- AHHH!!!!! SHES PUTTING PINK BOWS IN MY HAIR!
Duo- Heh…ummm….I guess we could just ahhh….well lets find out whats wrong with her first!
Quatre- On the count of the tree, we all slam the door open, got it?
Duo- ok.
Quatre-1….2…3…now!
* the three gundam boys smash open the door….and yes trowa is in a pink dress with pink bows…noin's
face is covered in red nail polish.*
Quatre- HAHAHA! Trowa's in my dress!
Duo- Your dress?!
Quatre- I mean my sisters dress!
Duo-"sure"
Trowa- YOU GUYS!? Who cares about who's dress is it just get if off me…please?
* the gundam boys look at trowa realizing that he is tied up *
Duo- Course this could be a Kodak moment!
Trowa- DAMNIT DUO, I SWEAR I WILL RIP THAT BRAID OUT OF YOUR HEAD IF YOU TAKE A
PHOTO OF ME LIKE THIS!!!!!!
Duo- gosh trowa I was joking!
* Wufei and Duo untie poor Trowa *
Duo- Dude what's wrong with noin?
Trowa- I don't know! She was covered in nail polish!
Quatre- nail polish? I heard people can get high off that stuff!
Wufei- You think noin has been sniffing nail polish, and that's what making her go wacko?!
Quatre- It's an idea.
Duo- guys… where IS noin?
Trowa- Oh my gosh noin's gone!
* The gundam boys look around the room…*
Duo- Guys I think I found noin…or what's left of her.
Quatre: what do you mean "what left of her"?!
Duo- Look dude…. * Duo points in side of the closet and the four boys look in *
( there's noin…covered in blue, black, brown, red, pink, purple, yellow, glitter, sea green and navy nail
polishes. Her hair looks like a rat's nest, she has a gun in one of her hands and a frying pan in the other. She
is flopped over on one side with her eyes closed)
Wufei- Dude! Is she dead?!
Trowa- Well I am not getting near her!
Duo- Me either!
Wufei- fine I will….* Wufei taps noin on the shoulder…noin moves a little*
Duo- SHES ALIVE!!!
Trowa- what are we going to do with her?
Quatre- OH my gosh!
Duo- what?
Quatre- she hit herself over the head with the frying pan and it knocked her out cold!
Wufei- uhhh…is it just me or WHY would anyone want to ahhh….hit themselves over the head with a
frying pan?
Trowa- It could be the nail polish.
Duo- I know! Let's get Heero…he may know what to do…I hope.
Quatre- where is he?
Duo- I think he's at the store with Hilde
Wufei- Me and Quatre will watch over noin while you guys get Heero and Hilde.
*Duo and Trowa leave the house to go looking for Heero*
Quatre- Damn! I have never seen Noin like this, she is normally so calm and stuff.
Wufei- * mumbles* little bitch *mumbles*
Quatre- Ah, wait now noin's not a bitch…just a little crazy.
*Heero throws open the rooms door with trowa, Hilde and duo following*
Wufei- Back already?
Duo- Heero was just a little ways up the street.
* Heero looks at noin*
Heero- Yup, its the nail polish.
Duo- No shit sherlock! What are we going to do with her?!
Heero- We could just kill her.
Wufei- Can I kill her? Please? Pretty please?
Quatre- YOU GUYS CANNOT KILL NOIN!
Heero- Quatre may be right wufei. This is noin we are talking about.
Wufei-…ok…I guess…
Heero- I don't know what to do with her then, how about we just let her sleep it off?
Wufei- * thinking he really would love noin just OUT of the house* WHY DON'T WE LOCK HER IN
THE NUT HOUSE?!
** They ignore Wufei**
Quatre- Sure, if we tie her up I am fine with letting her sleep it off.
Heero- Hand me the rope quatre.
* Quatre hands heero the rope that trowa was tied up in, heero ties her hands up *
Heero- there that should do it!
Duo- Ok if u think so…
Wufei- You have any ideas, Hilde?
*Hilde just shakes her head "no" *
Quatre- closes the closest door with Noin inside.
2 hours later * All the gundam boys are eating at the table with Zechs, Lady Une, and Dorothy. *
Zechs- Where's noin guys?
Duo- ahhh…she is not feeling well so she won't be joining us tonight.
Zechs- Ok…
--------tweet!--------
Zechs- what was that?
* Wufei leans over to Quatre and whispers in his ear *
Wufei- that had better not be noin.
------TWEET! --------
Zechs- Heero, did you get a bird?
Heero- Ah…yeah! A bird…* Sweat drop *
------AHHHH------
-Heero- A dying bird!
Zechs- A dying bird?
Heero- yup! A good ol' dying bird!
----MOOOO-----
Zechs- Heero?
* Heero leans over to duo and whispers *
Heero- We are DEAD if he finds noin tied up, WITH my pants on, with nail polish al over her face?! YOU
know what that looks like?!
-----MOOO------
* Duo drops his fork shacking *
Heero- AH the bad part of buying hamburger meat in bulk!
Wufei- yeah…heh, we love hamburgers!
------THE SKY IS FALLING!-----
Zechs- that sounded like noin…
Heero- ohh she just has a hell of a fever…
Zechs- is she ok?! I need to see her!
Wufei- NO!
Heero- NO!
Quatre- NO!
Duo- NO!
Trowa- NO!
------OH MY GOODNESS ITS ELVIS!! HE SOO CUTE!-----
Zechs- that's it! Where's noin!?
Heero- Une, dorthy I think you two better leave now.
:: they gladly leave the house and walk away::
--------ELVIS JUTS TURNED INTO THE GATWAY COW!----
* Zechs get himself up from the table and walks over to Noin's door, the gundam boys shoot in front of
him*
Heero- ahhh zechs you can't go in there!
------OH MY GOSH ELVIS JUST TURNED INTO BILL GATES ITS SOO UGLY!!! HELP!!!!!!!!--------
Zechs- why?
Heero- ahh….ahh… * huge anime sweat drop *
-----BILL GATES JUST TURND INTO A T-REX!!!!!-----
Zechs- what is wrong with noin?!
---- THE T-REX JUST TURNED INTO SADUMHUSAIN----
Trowa- makes sense…….
------THE T-REX JUST GOT A RIFLE!!!!-----HES APART OF THE NRS!!!!-----
*Zechs slams open the door to her room*
------AHHHH SAIOR MOON HAS COME TO GET ME---------
* Zechs opens up the closet door *
Zechs- NOIN?!
----Noin- sailor moon just turned into Zechs…wow they look alike! ---
:: noin jumps up and starts running around the room screaming "chibi chibi!" ::
Zechs- noin whats wrong?!
Noin- chibi…chibi..
Zechs- OH my goodness she's wearing heero's pants!!!!!!! HEERO!!!
Heero- NO…NO ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!
:: Heero runs away::
zech's- so what are we going to do with her?
Duo- I say we put her in a crazy bin.
* Wufei smacks his forehead *
Wufei- I wonder where the hell u got that idea!!! MAYBE I GAVE THAT VERY IDEA TO YOU GUYS
WHEN SHE FIRST STARTED ACTING UP!!!!
* They ignore wufei*
Zechs- DUO?!
Duo- LOOK AT HER!!!!! OR BETTER YET LISTEN TO HER!!
Zechs- what's wrong with her?
Duo- We think it's the nail polish.
Zechs- well lets take away the nail polish!
Duo- We can't find the nail polish anywhere.
Zechs- well look for it!
:: the gundam boys start to look for the nail polish with zechs::
^ 10 Minutes later ^
Wufei- guys…….I think I found it…
:: wufei lifts the bed mattress showing hundreds of bottles of nail polish in every color possible::
Duo- SHIT! THAT'S ONE BIG MOTHER FUCKING LOAD OF NAIL POLISH!
Wufei- ddaaaammnnn
:: quatre picks up a bottle of pink nail polish and slips it in his pocket::
Heero- Quatre why don't you take a purple and rainbow colored nail polish too?
Quatre-whaaa…HEY!
Trowa- he already as those colors in his bed room.
:: zechs, wufei, duo and heero turn their faces s-l-o-w-l-y to look at trowa.::
Heero- say what?
Wufei- you were in his room?
^ duo being the big mouth and just comes out with it ^
Duo- TROWA HAD SEX WITH QUATRE!
Trowa- HELL NO! OH FUCK NO.!!!.OH GROSS SICK EWWWWWWW! Quatre was out of town and
he has a damn sexy sister! Well two very sexy sisters..uhh….5 very sexy sisters…uhh-
Quatre- AHHH!!! YOU HAD SEX WITH 5 OF MY SISTERS?!
Trowa-no! you didn't let me Finnish! I think it was around….7 or 8
Quatre- TROWA?!
Trowa- WHAT?! The others are too old for me!
Zechs- yeah Linda was my age…sexy as hell…
Wufei- I thought heather was cuter.
Heero- Sara beats Relena in bed and out by a mile.
:: Quatre just passes out::
Zechs- any ways…….moving on…well lets get all the nail polish out of her room
^^^ 2 weeks later ^^^
duo- NOIN'S LOST IT AGAIN!!!!
Wufei- OK, when we find, her if we do, I get to kill her this time right?
Duo- ehh….I will think about it
::wufei and duo start looking around for noin but wufei has his gun out and has this weird kinda smile. %10
minutes later % they find quatre,trowa, and heero all in a large circle standing up looking down at
something on the grass.. heero looks up hearing the two boys running toward them::
Heero- Oh we should have told them.
Duo- told us what?
:: quatre and trowa break away from the circle……..and wufei and duo see noin on all fours chasing a
mouse with her mouth open in…a circle::
Duo- ehh…ehh…
Wufei- what the fuck is she doing?
Trowa- :: laughing:: I don't know but its really funny.
Quatre- she goes around and around…chasing the poor mouse.
Wufei- why is her mouth open?
Heero- maybe she wants to eat it?
Duo- FOR HEAVENS SAKE SAVE THE POOR MOUSE, get it away form her!
Trowa- we tried to let the mouse run away from her, but she just chased after it all the way down and up the
street.
Duo- ehh…pick it up and hide it..
Quatre- tried that too…she umm attacked heero every time he took it away from her.
:: wufei pulls out his gun and aims for noin::
Heero- you know wufei, that Zechs is just around the corner trying to find a place to hind the mouse..
Wufei- Zechs?
:: wufei puts his gun back and gets a lil haylow over his head::
Heero- lets just leave her chasing the mouse.
Duo- ehh…ok..
:: the 5 gundam boys walk back inside with Zechs they sit down at a table::
Duo- so what is it this time?
Heero- we are thinking it's the nail polish again…
Duo- ohh..but how did she get any nail polish? We took it all away from her.
:: heero shrugs::
Heero- how am I supposed to know? She's the only one that wears nail polish in the house….wait
:: Quatre is slowly walking out the door::
Trowa- Oh no you don't :: trowa rips him back forcing him to sit back down::
Quatre- WHHAA! I didn't think she would find it! I just had one bottle of pink that's all!
Wufei- damn it!
Duo- oh fuck…
Heero- well lets just let it wear off, like it did the last times.
Zechs- guys, I have been thinking since the last time noin was being weird. Maybe….just maybe, we
should get her some help…professional help.
Wufei- HAHAH YES!!! SEE THEIRS MY IDEA RIGHT THERE I WAS RIGHT!
* they ignore him*
Duo- yeah that's what I was thinking.
Wufei- WHAT?! WHAT?! YOU WERE THINKING?!
* they ignore him*
Trowa- so what….umm…craz- I mean professional help place were you thinking about Zechs?
Zechs- well, how about Red Apple Drug Abuse center?
Wufei- YES! YES! MUHAHAHA FINALLY A DAY WITHOUT THE BITCH NOIN!!!!!! PEACE ON
EARTH AND GOOD WILL TO WUFEI!!!!!
* they ignore him*
Quatre- how much does it cost?
Zechs- around $300 a week and that's with her own padded room
Trowa- OUCH! That's a high price!
Heero- how much is the shared room price?
Zechs- $200
Duo- well we could all pitch in our money and get $200
Trowa- sounds good to me.
Heero- yeah
Quatre- ummm ok…
Wufei- YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* they ignore him*
Zechs- ok then lets get her in the car and drive her there.
^% 10 minutes later she's in the car and I really don't want to say how they got her in there but…lets just
say there's a mouse tail hanging out of her mouth %^
:: wufei is just sitting in the back of the car saying " I finally got justice!! YES MUHAHAHA"
^% 20 minutes later they arrive at the crazy bin %^