Peace On Earth And Good Will To Wufei
( follow up - ^% 20 minutes later they arrive at the crazy bin %^)
Zechs- Hun were here, get out of the car noin.
Noin- where are we?
Zechs- A nice place just for you!
Noin- AH ITS QUEEN BERYL COME TO TAKE ME TO HER EVIL DOMAIN!
^ Duo, Heero, Quatre, and trowa are sitting in the car trying not to laugh at the fact that noin keeps mistaking Zechs for female chars. Wufei is just sitting there rubbing his hands together with an evil smirk on his face dreaming about not having noin around^
:: The gundam boys walk up to the building, zechs holding noins hand ...they walk up to the desk::
Receptionist- hello.
Heero- Hello we would like to admit a someone into your clinic.
Receptionist- Oh? Do u have an appointment?
:: Heero turns around and looks at Zechs- Zechs shrugs forgetting if he arranged it or not::
Wufei- I DID! I DID, I CALLED FOR AN APPOINTMENT FOR NOIN!
* they ignore him*
Heero- I don't know you might have to check....
:: the Receptionist opens up her book::
Receptionist- Ah yes you do, come right this way please, the doctor would like to talk to you about the patient.
:: the Receptionist leads them to a room and they all sit down, noin is....::^.^;;glulp ^.^;;chewing the mouse ...and we all hear small squeaking noises...( oh yeah you all scream "poor mouse!")
Doctor: so...noin I hear you have been sniffing bad things lately.
Noin- Not bad, good! Damn you, you are bad! nail polish good! VERY, VERY GOOD!
Doctor: why do you say nail polish is good?
:: noin leans over and whispers in the doctors ear::
Noin- when I sniff nail polish, wufei isn't as ugly anymore.
Doctor: oh, so does wufei scare you?
:: noin nods::
Wufei: WHAT?! WHAT?! I SCARE HER?! SHE'S THE ONE THAT SCARES ME, THAT CRAZY BITCH!
Doctor: please Mr. Wufei restrain yourself!
Wufei- NO I WILL NOT! I HAVE HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT BLOOD SUCKING BITCH FOR YEARS!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Doctor: NURSE RESTRAIN HIM!
:: the nurse runs in with two very large men, they put a straight jacket on wufei::
Doctor: It looks as if you will be admitting more then one person in our clinic?
Trowa- maybe that's best...wufei has been really quite lately, I'm a bit worried about him.
Quatre- yeah he hasn't been saying much lately.
Doctor- tell me does wufei hold a threat to noin?
Heero- no I don't think so.
Doctor: perfect....nurse please show wufei to a room ok? I want to talk to noin a little more.
: The nurse leads away the gagged and bond wufei- they put him in a nice padded white room::
Wufei- peace....peace at last....no noin.....no heero......no trowa.....no gay quatre....no long haired freaks...: wufei looks around and sighs happily- he hears a nurse open the door and look inside his cell::
Nurse- oh Mr. Wufei your friends out there arranged a surprise for you!
*Wufei wonders what type of surprise the other gundam boys could have arranged for him*
Nurse- You get to have a friend stay with you.
Wufei- huh?
:: Noin walks in the cell where wufei is::
Nurse- they agreed to let noin stay in the same room with u!
Wufei- NO! NO! NO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!
Noin- HEY WUFEI!
Nurse- Oh I can see you two will just get along wonderfully!
Wufei- NO! NO! U CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
:: the nurse closes the door and slides the little window on the door closed::
Wufei- YOU JUSTICE SUCKING BITCH YOU!!!
:: noin grabs wufei and gives his a classic nuggy::
Noin- I LOVE YOU TOO WUFEI!
Wufei- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero- I think I heard wufei are you sure he's going to be ok, doctor?
Doctor- oh yes, him being with a friend may help the trauma.
Trowa- ohhhh I see.....
Duo- well we better go home...
Doctor- call us in a week and we will tell you how the two of them are doing.
Heero- alright.
!@#$ One Week Later !@#$
* on the phone *Heero- hello, doctor. How are they doing?
* on the phone *Doctor- well Ms. Noin is going very well with the nail polish out of her system, but your friend wufei is not doing so well. I think you should come down here and take a look...alone.
* on the phone *Heero- be right over.
:: 30 minutes later heero is at the clinic and the doctor meets him::
Heero- so what's wrong with wufei?
Doctor- well you better have a look at him, we have never had a case like him.
:: the doctor opens up a door inside is all glass walls....there wufei running around in circles chancing his pony tail::
Heero- what the fuck is he doing?
Doctor: well he's doing a very dog like mannerism, like a dog chasing his tail?
Heero- uuhhhh huuuuhhh....I see that...uh I guess the question is....why?
Doctor- I'm not very sure...
Heero- has he been doing anything else out of the ordinary?
Doctor- his hair has been turning blond and...he's eyes turn green at times. Other then that screaming on and on about justice and being the prince of some group of people...this may sound crazy but his hair sticks straight up in the air when he does these things.
:: heero stares at the author...- u really have a hard time keeping the stories straight don't you?
Author- I know the animes damn it . it's just funny! You know him being vegeta in all.
Heero- funny? Funny? You call it funny to make slicked-back-haired-gel-loving-gunadm-polit into a porcupine covered in mustard?
Author - that's not mustard that's him going SSJ.
Heero- ohh so when he's fighting the bad guys he screams " cut! I have to put mustard on my hair and the green contacts in to kick your ass!"
Author- no but- wait I' m fighting with my char...that's wrong anyway go on..."
Heero- anything else?
Doctor- he has been requesting a song called the " drunken gohan song"
Heero- What's wrong with him?
Doctor- like I said I don't know but we think keeping him alone in his own cell would be the worst thing to do
Heero- Oh? Well is noin ready to go home?
Doctor- yes, she's just fine now. Just keep the nail polish away from here at all times.
Heero- who will wufei be staying with now that noin is going home?
Doctor- a very calm man, that's in here for sever depression.
Heero- oh I see...well where is noin?
Doctor- she's waiting for you in the other room
:: the doctor leads heero to a room where noin is sitting down ::
Noin- hello heero, I just wanted to say how deeply sorry I'm for causing all the trouble.
Heero- Oh its alight noin. Well ready to go home?
Noin- yeah, but what around wufei? He was a wreck when I finally came back to my senses, screaming day and night.
Heero- he's gonna stay here a little while longer...
Noin- Oh I see, well I miss Zechs can we go home now?
Heero- sure.
:: heero and noin drive away and go back home meanwhile poor wufei....::
:: Wufei twitches hearing the door unlock::
Wufei- who is there?!
Nurse- we brought you a new friend...
Wufei- bring him in here and I will kill him!
Nurse- now now wufei he's a very nice man.
Wufei- I'm not gay like those other long haired freaks! you dumb bitch!
Nurse- come inside Mr. Wufei's cell Mr. Duncan
:: a small plump man walks in that has blond hair to the floor, he's wearing hippie's stuff and has about everything on his face priced....nose...eyebrow...lips...tongue...u get the idea::
:: wufei's eye twitches at the sight of the man's bright stuff::
Wufei- who are yoooouuuuu? * growling*
Duncan- I'm Duncan, barney's helper!
Wufei- heh heh, nurse can I kill him?
Nurse- I hope you two get along!
( he hears the door close)
Duncan- you look sad Chinese man! Ha ha that rimes!
Wufei- Can I stuff you in a bag, fag? Heh heh that rimes too!
Duncan- aww that's not very nice! We have to learn to love each other!
:: wufei narrows one eye as his other bulges out of his head::
Wufei- You know what I would love to do?
Duncan- love everyone in the world?
Wufei- no, to rip everyone of your rings slowly out of your skin.
Duncan- BAD! VERY BAD!
Wufei- now your going to help me get out of this place or I will rip everyone of your rings out of you face
understand?
Duncan- yeeesss....
Wufei- Now I want you to go over to the door and scream that wufei is killing you.
Duncan- ok?
Wufei- DO IT NOW!
Duncan- ok ok...:: cough cough:: NURSE SAVE ME WUFEI IS KILLING ME!! SAVE ME SAVE ME!
:: the run opens the door....wufei dashes out::
Wufei- muahaha free at last!
Person in the hall way- HEY GET THAT MAN HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OUT!
Wufei- uh oh...
:: wufei runs out of the building::
Wufei- ahh! The light its blinding!
:: wufei runs away and hinds in the bush::
Wufei- muhahahaha
* just then a giant bird poop lands on wufei*
Wufei- grr...eww...
:: wufei runs down the street covered in green bird poop ::
wufei- I finally got justice!! YES MUHAHAHA
The end? Tell me if I should make part 3 . This is just another insane fic by Diesha ( if u think this is insane try reading "INSANE" or " the weirdest GW fan fic you will ever read") OH review this please? Maybe? If you have time? OH and if you have time.....which if u don't I would understand.....sniff.....tell me does the "script" style type of writing bug you? like the Wufei- blah ---kinda look annoying?
( follow up - ^% 20 minutes later they arrive at the crazy bin %^)
Zechs- Hun were here, get out of the car noin.
Noin- where are we?
Zechs- A nice place just for you!
Noin- AH ITS QUEEN BERYL COME TO TAKE ME TO HER EVIL DOMAIN!
^ Duo, Heero, Quatre, and trowa are sitting in the car trying not to laugh at the fact that noin keeps mistaking Zechs for female chars. Wufei is just sitting there rubbing his hands together with an evil smirk on his face dreaming about not having noin around^
:: The gundam boys walk up to the building, zechs holding noins hand ...they walk up to the desk::
Receptionist- hello.
Heero- Hello we would like to admit a someone into your clinic.
Receptionist- Oh? Do u have an appointment?
:: Heero turns around and looks at Zechs- Zechs shrugs forgetting if he arranged it or not::
Wufei- I DID! I DID, I CALLED FOR AN APPOINTMENT FOR NOIN!
* they ignore him*
Heero- I don't know you might have to check....
:: the Receptionist opens up her book::
Receptionist- Ah yes you do, come right this way please, the doctor would like to talk to you about the patient.
:: the Receptionist leads them to a room and they all sit down, noin is....::^.^;;glulp ^.^;;chewing the mouse ...and we all hear small squeaking noises...( oh yeah you all scream "poor mouse!")
Doctor: so...noin I hear you have been sniffing bad things lately.
Noin- Not bad, good! Damn you, you are bad! nail polish good! VERY, VERY GOOD!
Doctor: why do you say nail polish is good?
:: noin leans over and whispers in the doctors ear::
Noin- when I sniff nail polish, wufei isn't as ugly anymore.
Doctor: oh, so does wufei scare you?
:: noin nods::
Wufei: WHAT?! WHAT?! I SCARE HER?! SHE'S THE ONE THAT SCARES ME, THAT CRAZY BITCH!
Doctor: please Mr. Wufei restrain yourself!
Wufei- NO I WILL NOT! I HAVE HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT BLOOD SUCKING BITCH FOR YEARS!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Doctor: NURSE RESTRAIN HIM!
:: the nurse runs in with two very large men, they put a straight jacket on wufei::
Doctor: It looks as if you will be admitting more then one person in our clinic?
Trowa- maybe that's best...wufei has been really quite lately, I'm a bit worried about him.
Quatre- yeah he hasn't been saying much lately.
Doctor- tell me does wufei hold a threat to noin?
Heero- no I don't think so.
Doctor: perfect....nurse please show wufei to a room ok? I want to talk to noin a little more.
: The nurse leads away the gagged and bond wufei- they put him in a nice padded white room::
Wufei- peace....peace at last....no noin.....no heero......no trowa.....no gay quatre....no long haired freaks...: wufei looks around and sighs happily- he hears a nurse open the door and look inside his cell::
Nurse- oh Mr. Wufei your friends out there arranged a surprise for you!
*Wufei wonders what type of surprise the other gundam boys could have arranged for him*
Nurse- You get to have a friend stay with you.
Wufei- huh?
:: Noin walks in the cell where wufei is::
Nurse- they agreed to let noin stay in the same room with u!
Wufei- NO! NO! NO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!
Noin- HEY WUFEI!
Nurse- Oh I can see you two will just get along wonderfully!
Wufei- NO! NO! U CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
:: the nurse closes the door and slides the little window on the door closed::
Wufei- YOU JUSTICE SUCKING BITCH YOU!!!
:: noin grabs wufei and gives his a classic nuggy::
Noin- I LOVE YOU TOO WUFEI!
Wufei- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero- I think I heard wufei are you sure he's going to be ok, doctor?
Doctor- oh yes, him being with a friend may help the trauma.
Trowa- ohhhh I see.....
Duo- well we better go home...
Doctor- call us in a week and we will tell you how the two of them are doing.
Heero- alright.
!@#$ One Week Later !@#$
* on the phone *Heero- hello, doctor. How are they doing?
* on the phone *Doctor- well Ms. Noin is going very well with the nail polish out of her system, but your friend wufei is not doing so well. I think you should come down here and take a look...alone.
* on the phone *Heero- be right over.
:: 30 minutes later heero is at the clinic and the doctor meets him::
Heero- so what's wrong with wufei?
Doctor- well you better have a look at him, we have never had a case like him.
:: the doctor opens up a door inside is all glass walls....there wufei running around in circles chancing his pony tail::
Heero- what the fuck is he doing?
Doctor: well he's doing a very dog like mannerism, like a dog chasing his tail?
Heero- uuhhhh huuuuhhh....I see that...uh I guess the question is....why?
Doctor- I'm not very sure...
Heero- has he been doing anything else out of the ordinary?
Doctor- his hair has been turning blond and...he's eyes turn green at times. Other then that screaming on and on about justice and being the prince of some group of people...this may sound crazy but his hair sticks straight up in the air when he does these things.
:: heero stares at the author...- u really have a hard time keeping the stories straight don't you?
Author- I know the animes damn it . it's just funny! You know him being vegeta in all.
Heero- funny? Funny? You call it funny to make slicked-back-haired-gel-loving-gunadm-polit into a porcupine covered in mustard?
Author - that's not mustard that's him going SSJ.
Heero- ohh so when he's fighting the bad guys he screams " cut! I have to put mustard on my hair and the green contacts in to kick your ass!"
Author- no but- wait I' m fighting with my char...that's wrong anyway go on..."
Heero- anything else?
Doctor- he has been requesting a song called the " drunken gohan song"
Heero- What's wrong with him?
Doctor- like I said I don't know but we think keeping him alone in his own cell would be the worst thing to do
Heero- Oh? Well is noin ready to go home?
Doctor- yes, she's just fine now. Just keep the nail polish away from here at all times.
Heero- who will wufei be staying with now that noin is going home?
Doctor- a very calm man, that's in here for sever depression.
Heero- oh I see...well where is noin?
Doctor- she's waiting for you in the other room
:: the doctor leads heero to a room where noin is sitting down ::
Noin- hello heero, I just wanted to say how deeply sorry I'm for causing all the trouble.
Heero- Oh its alight noin. Well ready to go home?
Noin- yeah, but what around wufei? He was a wreck when I finally came back to my senses, screaming day and night.
Heero- he's gonna stay here a little while longer...
Noin- Oh I see, well I miss Zechs can we go home now?
Heero- sure.
:: heero and noin drive away and go back home meanwhile poor wufei....::
:: Wufei twitches hearing the door unlock::
Wufei- who is there?!
Nurse- we brought you a new friend...
Wufei- bring him in here and I will kill him!
Nurse- now now wufei he's a very nice man.
Wufei- I'm not gay like those other long haired freaks! you dumb bitch!
Nurse- come inside Mr. Wufei's cell Mr. Duncan
:: a small plump man walks in that has blond hair to the floor, he's wearing hippie's stuff and has about everything on his face priced....nose...eyebrow...lips...tongue...u get the idea::
:: wufei's eye twitches at the sight of the man's bright stuff::
Wufei- who are yoooouuuuu? * growling*
Duncan- I'm Duncan, barney's helper!
Wufei- heh heh, nurse can I kill him?
Nurse- I hope you two get along!
( he hears the door close)
Duncan- you look sad Chinese man! Ha ha that rimes!
Wufei- Can I stuff you in a bag, fag? Heh heh that rimes too!
Duncan- aww that's not very nice! We have to learn to love each other!
:: wufei narrows one eye as his other bulges out of his head::
Wufei- You know what I would love to do?
Duncan- love everyone in the world?
Wufei- no, to rip everyone of your rings slowly out of your skin.
Duncan- BAD! VERY BAD!
Wufei- now your going to help me get out of this place or I will rip everyone of your rings out of you face
understand?
Duncan- yeeesss....
Wufei- Now I want you to go over to the door and scream that wufei is killing you.
Duncan- ok?
Wufei- DO IT NOW!
Duncan- ok ok...:: cough cough:: NURSE SAVE ME WUFEI IS KILLING ME!! SAVE ME SAVE ME!
:: the run opens the door....wufei dashes out::
Wufei- muahaha free at last!
Person in the hall way- HEY GET THAT MAN HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OUT!
Wufei- uh oh...
:: wufei runs out of the building::
Wufei- ahh! The light its blinding!
:: wufei runs away and hinds in the bush::
Wufei- muhahahaha
* just then a giant bird poop lands on wufei*
Wufei- grr...eww...
:: wufei runs down the street covered in green bird poop ::
wufei- I finally got justice!! YES MUHAHAHA
The end? Tell me if I should make part 3 . This is just another insane fic by Diesha ( if u think this is insane try reading "INSANE" or " the weirdest GW fan fic you will ever read") OH review this please? Maybe? If you have time? OH and if you have time.....which if u don't I would understand.....sniff.....tell me does the "script" style type of writing bug you? like the Wufei- blah ---kinda look annoying?