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The Strifes and the Wallaces,
They live together,
In their humble home,
This is where their annoying neighbor,
Sephiroth comes to roam,
When they say,
"GO HOME, SEPHIROTH!",
Then, he cries,
They all hope he runs off a cliff and diiiiiiiiies!
YEAH!
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The clock buzzes 3:00am three times.
Aeris: Ugh.....(hits the button and mutters to herself) I don't know why I put myself through this...
Cloud: Aeris? What are you...Oh...the 3 hour breakfast thing....(eyes her in her sexy pj's) Can't it wait?
Aeris: Okay! (jumps into bed) hehehe!
Tifa:(wearing glow-in-the dark footy pj's and standing in the corner of the room) HaHaHa! They'll never spot me taking erotic photos of them going at it....HAHAHA!!!!(dances around gaily and steps on Cloud) You can't see me taking erotic photos!!!!!
Aeris: T-Tifa? Is that you?
Cloud: What are you doing, you sicko?
Tifa: (waving her arms and twirling around, making her way to the door) I am just a figment of your imitations! OW!!!(bumps head on the door)
Aeris: What a dumbass.....
Cloud: All her brain is in her breasts....
Aeris: I can see that....
They proceed the love making.
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Barrett: But I think that Bush's candidacy was INvalid!
Red XIII: Ruff ruff ARF!
Barrett: True, true, but what if Gore SPONSORED the creation of the internet?
Cloud and Aeris walk in hand in hand.
Red: ARF ARF RUFF!!!
Barrett: But everyone already KNEW smoking was harmful to your health!
Aeris: Heated conversation, Barrett?
Barrett: Yeah. Although I don't TOTALLY agree with his views, Red DOES pose an interesting argument....
Red: (cocks head to side) ARF!!!!
Barrett: I see.....Wait...no, let me explain.....
Cloud: Alrighty...Speaking of weirdoes, where did Tifa go?
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We find Tifa in a red room.
Tifa: All I need to do is splice these potos. Well, splicing can't be much different from doing Sephiroth. What's a poto anyways? Oh well... (humps the pictures)
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Sephiroth: Mama! Did you press the gerbils?
Jenova: Yes dear...
Sephiroth: Oh joy! Some new pantaloons! (sticks a whoopie cushion on a race track)
Jenova: Sephy...Do you know what time it is?
Sephiroth: Time to feed the rabbits! (pees in his pants) Ahhhh.... Buttermilk.....
Jenova: EXACTLY!!! It's time to scrape my butt crust! ( Leans over)
Sephiroth: But ma, the cheese stands alone!!!
Jenova: SCRAPE!!!!
Sephiroth: (scrapes the crust, a confused look plastered on his face) Ma, how come boobies come with 25% more free?
Jenova: Because.
Sephiroth: Oh! So toasters wear diapers!!!
Jenova:RRRRRiiight.Ok! All done!
Sephiroth: (only in his underpants, he runs to the Strife's and the Wallace's residence) Weeeeeeee!!!
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Tifa exits the red room, sweaty in her footy pj's.
Tifa: Perfect! Oh baby! (the pictures look professional, surprisingly)
Cloud: Hey, Tifa!
Tifa: So you really want me! (slaps Aeris) He's mine, biatch!!!(throws herself at him)
Cloud: (rips her off of him) I was just gonna ask you to feed Yuffie!
Tifa: HA! You won't make me do chores as long as I have THESE babies!
All: (gasp)
Sephiroth:(barges in) BUTTERED TOAST!
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What will happen next? Stay tuned for the next chapters of The Threatening Pictures!
P.S.: I know that Red can talk....it's just a fic....geez!