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Aeris: (running out of the room) I'm going for a walk *sniff*.
Red: Arf!
Barret: Excuse you, Red!
Aeris: What?!
Barret: Red just burped.
Red: Yeah...er...ARF!
Aeris: (shrugs and walks out the door) Well, at least now I can think straight...
Sephiroth: (is naked) Hoo Hoo! Hey, lady!
Aeris: What? Ewww!!
Sephiroth: Lady, do you want to play with Tina Turner and Mr. Bojangles and their friend, Willy?
Aeris: Who?
Sephiroth: Dem! (points to groinal area)
Aeris: Ewwww! (runs away then runs back) GO HOME, SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth: WAAAAHH! WHOA!!
Aeris: There! (trips over something) Ow! Hey, what's this? (picks up the picture) Hey! Wait a second! Its the...dum dum dum.....picture! (hold the picture into the light. The picture seems to be of Sephiroth, Aeris and Cloud having an orgy) If I just peel he---
Masked Stranger: I won't do that if I was you, you little #$%&! @#$%%^@#$$$%^&^%*&!
Aeris: (muffled) Cid?
Cid: Damn! How the @#$% did you know it was me, you little b*tch?!
Aeris: (kicks him in his Tina Turner and Mr. Bojangles)
Cid: @#$%%@$%^&&*(()@$#!! (crumples up on the floor)
Aeris: (runs home) Cloud!
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Stay tuned for....oh you know the rest..