Sarah- *points and clicks* Hmm..
All- Oooohhhhh....
Sarah- *points and clicks again* ...
All- Woooooowwwwww....
Sarah- *points and clicks for a third time*...
All- Whoa... *stare at the computer screen*
Sarah- *looks over her shoulder* Yes?
Bunni- *sees Sephiroth entranced by Sarah's clicking. Grinning, she slaps his butt and looks away innoncently*
Sephiroth- Hey!! Who did that?! *looks at Cloud* Was that you?
Cloud- *ducktaped to the wheelchair* Can't.. move..arms..
Tifa- *turns to Cloud* Did I say that you could speak?!
Cloud- *hangs head* No..
Red- *growls* Be quiet! This is most interesting...
Sephiroth- Reno, did you just slap my butt?
Reno- *monotone voice* No..
Cid- #%$#^$!!!!
Reeve- *in monotone, mocking Reno* Yes, Sephiroth, I just love grabbing your as-
Tseng- OH NO!!!! Not the mushrooms!! *giggles*
Sarah- *turns again* Shut up!!
Sephiroth- Who hit me? *glares*
Sarah- *reading something* I did, so shut up.
Bunni- Uh! *pouts*
Sephiroth- *growls, sneaking his hand through a slot in the chair and pinching Sarah's butt* HAHA!! Revenge!!
Sarah- *jumps up* OW!!! Sephiroth!!! *grabs her butt* OW!!
Vincent- *walks in, sees Sarah grabbing herself, and leaves* ..
Bunni- That was me!!! I slapped your butt!!
Sephiroth- *narrows his eyes* Don't you ever touch me, girl!!
Bunni- *grinning* You know you liked it... Anyway, I can touch you in other places too if you'd let me... *wink*
Sarah- *rolls her eyes, then glares at Sephiroth, still rubbing her behind* I refuse to speak to you! *grabs the laptop and leaves*
Bunni- Hey!! That's mine!!
Sarah- Bite me!!!
Sephiroth- *sits on the couch once again, polishing his Masamune*
Bunni- *frowns, then sits next to Sephiroth. Very close.* Hi...
Reno- *monotone* ...
Reeve- *again, in monotone, to mock Reno* I'm Reno, and I can't get any.
Tseng- *grins, clawing at imaginary monsters in the air*
Red- *purrs*
Cid- That's %#^%^ right, dogcat! That $$$%#%^^!!! Shinra can burn in hell for all I care!!
Reeve- *sniffles* Hey!
Cid- *throws his cigarette at Reeve, hitting his eye* HA!! $#%$#!!! Shinra!!!
Reeve- Ow! My eye!! *runs off to the restroom*
Tifa- *produces a brush* Cloud, brush my hair.
Cloud- Can't move... my.. arms..
Tifa- Oh.
***Switch scenes to Sarah***
Rude- *walks into the kitchen*..
Sarah- *looks up from the laptop, grinning evily* Hey Rude!! Come here for a minute!!
Rude- ... ... ... *goes over to Sarah*
Sarah- Haha! Petty revenge is so sweet. *points to the computer* Look what I just did.
Rude- *looks*....You are putting Sephiroth up for sale on Ebay?
Sarah- *nods*
Rude- .... ...?
Sarah- Oh, you hush. Just don't tell anyone I did this, okay? Or you'll be next.
Rude- *pales* .....Yes ma'am.
***Switch scene to Bunni***
Bunni- *pouts* I want to go online...
Sephiroth- GOOD!! Go, just get away from me with you and your... Go away.
Bunni- *pulls on his silvery bangs* Only if Sephy-weffy will give Bunni-wunni a kissy-kiss..
Sephiroth- *shudders*
Reeve- *watches, snickering*
Reno- *monotone* You go girl. At least you can actually get some... *sigh*
Bunni- *grabs Sephiroth and kisses him, then prances away home, jumping onto the internet*
Sephiroth- I have to go vomit now... *runs to the restroom*
Reeve- *returns from the restroom*
Reno- *monotone* Need.. alcohol...
Reeve- *snickers* Should I call Scarlet for you?
Reno- *pulls out his gun and shoots Reeve's foot*
Reeve- OWW!! First my eye, then my foot! OUCHIES!!!!!!! *runs to the restroom again*
Cloud- Can I move my arms?
Tifa- NO! You are mine, and mine only!! Aeris'll never have you!!! *puts some ducktape on his mouth*
Cloud- MMmpphhfff!!!
Cid- *had fallen asleep* ZZZzzzzzz....
***Switch to Sarah***
Sarah- *watches the screen impatiently* Someone buy him already!!!
Rude- ... ...Maybe no one wants him...?
Sarah- Shush!! *watches, and then suddenly, Sephiroth is bought by a buyer named 'PinkFluff01'* Hey!! Some chick just bought Sephiroth!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Rude- *pales even more*
Sarah- *looks at the bidding price* OMG!! He got me 1,000,000,000 gil!!! *jumps up and down*
Rude- .. ...
***Switch to Sephiroth***
Sephiroth- ...And that is how I will become one with the Planet. *finishes with a flourishing bow*
All- *blank look*
Reno- Need... alcohol... *sighs*
Reeve- *returns once again* Reno, if you shoot me one more time, I'm suing!!
Reno- *monotone* Don't tempt me.
Reeve- *sniff* Fine, I'll go find Tseng and play Monopoly with him!! *runs out*
Red- You humans are so emotional.
Sephiroth- *still waiting for his appluase*....Fine. Don't expect any favors when I become God..
***The doorbell rings***
Sephiroth- *glares at the others* I'll get it... *goes to the door, grumbling*
UPS Man- Hello. You Sephiroth?
Sephiroth- Yes. I am. Now bow dow-
***Two more UPS men come up and grab Sephiroth, stuffing him into a cardboard box and taking it to their truck***
Sephiroth- HEY!!! Let me out of here, you idiot mortals!! I am GOD!!! I will summon Meteor to kill you all!!
UPS Man #1- *kicks the box*
Sephiroth- OW!!
***swutch to Sarah***
Sarah- *grinning evily* Hehehe.. I'm rich!! Let's celebrate, Rude!!
Rude- *shrugs*
Sarah- *thinks* How 'bout me, you, and Reno go to a bar? Our sucks....
Rude- ... *shrugs* ..Okay.
Sarah- Okay!! *grabs Rude and drags him with her to the 'Place' and finds Reno* Heya Reno!!
Reno- *monotone* Hi.
Reeve- *snickers*
Reno- *turns and pulls out his gun, shooting Reeve's other foot*
Reeve- ACK!! My foot!! I can't walk now!!! Just you wait until I get Cait Sith back from the shop!! *crawls out of the room*
Sarah- ....That was very disturbing.. *shakes herself* Hey Reno! Want to go to a bar with Rude and me?
Reno- *jumps up* Will there be alcohol?!
Sarah- Uh.. yes.
Rude- ...
Reno- All right!! *runs and gets his car keys* Let's go!!
***Sarah, Reno, and Rude leave to go to a bar... Switch scenes to later that night.***
Sarah- *slurred* And that's how I sold Sephiroth...
Reno- *also slurred* Hehehe...
Rude- *adjusts his sunglasses* .. ...
Sarah- *slurred* I want those!! *tries to grab them, but is a bit tipsy, so she can't quite get them*
Rude- ...No. *edges away*
Reno- *starts to laugh* We need to go home...
Sarah- *slurred* Oh yeah... I'm mad at Rude though..
Rude- ...?
***The three leave the bar and go back to the 'Place'.***
***The next morning***
Sarah- *wakes up in the kitchen, Bunni's laptop still on and amazingly connected to the internet* Oh, my head... *closes the computer and drags herself to the restroom*
***In the Place's main room***
Tifa- *looks around, pushing the wheelchair along as she walks* Where is that naughty Cloud? I wonder how he keeps getting out of my wheelchair...?
Red- *enters the room*
Tifa- Hey Red. Have you seen Cloud?
Red- *sits* No, nor have I see any of the other guys either...
Tifa- They must've run away!! We have to catch them!! Come on, hound dog!! *pulls out a collar and leash, and straps Red up, pulling him outside as she searches for all the missing men**
Sarah- *enters the empty room, downing a few aspirin* ...Where's everyone? It is THAT early... Only ten o'clock..
***Confused, Sarah searches each room (even the boys' bathroom *shudders* disgusting.. ) and only finds Yuffie, in the kitchen, looking for materia, and Aeris, in the restroom, putting on makeup***
Sarah- Aeris, have you seen any of the guys?
Aeris- *jumps* guys? What guys? I swear I haven't seen ANY guys at my greenhouse!!
Sarah- *backs away* Okay... *leaves the restroom* I'll check that out later... *goes to the kitchen*
Yuffie- *singing* Materia~~~!! Materia~~!!!
Sarah- *grimaces* Yuffie, have you seen any of the guys?
Yuffie- Eh? No, but those UPS men have been coming by a lot this morning...
Sarah- ...Okay. Thanks.. I'll just go do something and wait for the guys, then... *leaves, confused*
Bunni- *runs in, dragging someone by a leash* Heya Sarah!! Lookie!! *giggles*
Sephiroth- *muttering* I will kill you all...
Sarah- SEPHIROTH?! *thinks* Oh wait.. Bunni, you didn't happen to buy him on Ebay, did you?
Bunni- *pouts* It was supposed to be a surprise.. *smiles* Now I own Sephy-weffy!!!
Sephiroth- *pales* Help!!
Sarah- *lightbulb appears above her head* Oh no...
Bunni- What?
Sarah- *darts off to the laptop, connecting to the internet and looking at the screen, gaping* OH NO!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Bunni- Hmmm.. *looks, reading aloud* Reno, Reeve, Cloud, Rude, Tseng, Rufus, Cid, Barret, Vincent, and Sephiroth... SOLD?
Sephiroth- Huh? *pushes the two away from the screen, turning after a moment, his lip quivering* You sold me.. to her? *tears form*
Sarah- Uh... Yeah..? I'm sorry, Sephiroth!! *hugs him* I'll buy you back!!
Bunni- Like hell you will! *grabs the leash* He's mine!!
Sarah- *frowns, then a smile slowly forms* And where exactly did you get the money to pay for him from?
Bunni- *her smile slips* ...You.
Sephiroth- *claps* Yes!!
Sarah- Okay, Sephiroth, you're free to go. Just don't kill anyone..
Sephiroth- *yanks off the leash and runs off*
Sarah- *to Bunni* Now, to get the other guys...
***And we won't even go into that!! ^_^;; Instead, all we need to know is that Sarah and Bunni both return later that night, penniless, but with all of the guys..***
Reno- *wide eyed* That was a horrible experience... *shudders*
Rude- .....I had fun...
Reno- *rocking back and forth* There wasn't any booze! None!! I would have died!!
Sarah- *hands Reno a bottle* Here, have fun. And I'm sorry.. *pats him on the head*
Reno- *gulps down the alcohol like water*
Vincent- Hojo bought me.... And I thought... *shudders*
Bunni- Ew! Hojo's a big evil pervert!!!
Reeve- That weird lady... She said that cait Sith turned her on and I.. *blanches, speaking to Sarah* I'll never be mean or annoying again!! I swear!!
Sarah- I'm not going to sell you again... Well, maybe.. *sees his expression* Joking!! Just joking!
Tseng- *sitting very still* I don't know how, but Elena bought me..
Bunni- What did she do to you?
Tseng- She muttered stuff about chocolate and stuffed olives down my throat and made me drink skim milk!!
All- ... *blink*
Tseng- It was horible!! *cries*
Rufus- Well, Scarlet the whore somehow got enough money off the corner to get me... Good thing I had Dark Nation with me!! *pets the dog*
***Switch to Scarlet***
Scarlet- *at the plastic surgeon's office* How about three nights? Four? I have to get my face fixed!! I look like a %$%$& dog ate my nose!!
Doctor- *moves away* ....Are you sure that you don't have and STD's?
***Back to Sarah and the others.***
Cid- No %^858#$$ comment!! #$#^&$%%#!!!!
Barret- Yo man! Dis red lookin thang just jump ou at me and I wuz like....
Sarah- Anyway.. Cloud, are you okay?
Cloud- I thought I was free.. *sighs*
Tifa- *marches in, dragging an exhausted Red behind her* You suck, hound dog!!
Red- I'm not a hound dog...
Sarah- Poor Red!! *runs over to him and hugs him* Are you okay?
Red- *looks at Tifa, cowering* She's cruel..
Sarah- *glares at Tifa, who is looking for the wheelchair* Animal abuser!!!
Tifa- *rolls her eyes, spotting the wheelchair* AHA!!
Cloud- *whimpers*
Sarah- *nudges Cloud* Go and hide in my room, so she won't get you, okay?
Cloud- *runs off*
Sarah- *snickers*
Bunni- I want my Sephy!!
THE END
Bunni- NO, I will NOT allow it to end without having my Sephy!!
Sarah- *sighs and snaps her fingers. Sephiroth appears* There you go.. Now stop whining!! *disappears*
Sephiroth- *sees Bunni* Oh no!! You can't do this to me!! I am God!! *runs*
Bunni- HEHEHE!!! Bwahahahahahaha!! Muwhahahahahaha!!! *chokes*
THE END