Remy Meets Mara Kraus

By:Mara Kraus

Rated:PG

Note: This is totally lame but I tried. And it's rated PG 'cuz it has two bad word.

Don't own, don't sue.

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"Hey, Remy! You here? I'm the next author in your punishment," said the cute fanfic

author Mara Kraus.

Remy looked up from the rock he was laying on. "Which author are you?" He asked looking

anoyed.

Mara rolled her eye's and replied, "I'm the one that wrote the poems. You know He Said

and She Said. Oh and I'm writing a fic about you and Rogue finding your mum and dad. It's called

Father of Mine."

"Wow, you de first author Remy likes!" Remy said thinking that Mara was a nice fic writer

and not a nut like the others.

Mara looked at him grinning. "Well you might not think so after this. I know all the things

you've done and well I'm a little dissappointed."

Remy's face broke into pure terror. But he didn't say a word. He was to scared.

"You see Remy. You don't mind me calling you Remy? Okay. You see I was brought here to

punish you. Well okay I mostly took on the job to see your cute butt."She said, her grin becoming

larger. "And well I think I might just have to put you in a bad fic to do that."

"No! No! Please don'! Remy learn his lesson. He be good boy." Remy said on his knees.

Mara thought for a minuet of two adn came up with an ideal. "Remy I won't put you in a

horrible, lame a$$, geeky bad fic if you be my muse when ever I call on you." Mara thought this was

a very good ideal. For she didn't want to hurt Remy. He's just to d@mn hot. And plus she needed a muse

bad.

Remy agreed to this because face it there was no other way. And he was not going to make a

fanfic author mad. He never know what they would do to him.

So after a bit of talking about fanfic Mar got ready to go. "Oh Rem the next author should

be here shortly!" she said sweetly and was gone in a puff of green smoke.

"Not anoth'! Hasn' Remy surrifered anf!"