Cast
Cloud Strife – Heero Yuy
Aeris Gainsborough – Duo Maxwell
Tifa Lockhart – Relena Peacecraft
Sephiroth – Zechs Merquise
Cid Highwind – Trowa Barton
Yuffie Kisaragi – Sirea Strife
Vincent Valentine – Wufei Chang
*Those parts that were not listed shall be playing themselves. If you are an actor or actress not listed, we are in no longer need of your services because we have found the actual person to play the part. Thank You!
Quatre: **lets out a sigh of relief**
Duo: WHY AM I AERIS?!
Sirea: Coz you look like her, and that's scary as hell.
Duo: I do not, goddamn it! I refuse to wear a dress!
Sirea: Too damn bad! You're getting paid, aren't you?
Duo: I guess…
Sirea: Damn straight! Now stop your bitching Maxwell!
Trowa: Is there any particular reason why I'm Cid Highwind?
Sirea: Because it'll be funny as hell!
Relena: Why am I that martial artist?
Sirea: Oh…Because you'll fit the part perfectly. All except the fighting…and especially when my mother gets killed, Miss Relena. **smirk**
Duo: Since when do you call her Miss Relena?
Sirea: Out of respect. **whispers to Duo** If I don't respect her, I'm not gonna get her to take the sword for you.
Duo: **whispering to Sirea** But Si, Tifa didn't take the sword for your mom!
Sirea: **still whispering to Duo** I know, I know. But the damned slut should have! You don't deserve to die, and Relena does! Just like my mom didn't deserve to die, Tifa did!
Trowa: Why are you in the story, Si?
Sirea: **pretending to sob** Oh, you don't want me to act?
Trowa: It's not that…but I've never seen an author become part of a story.
Sirea: Well, that just makes me special, now doesn't it? Hey…why is everyone calling me Si?
Duo: Coz it's faster.
Sirea: Oh…ok!
Heero: I'm HERE! What'd I miss?
Sirea: You're being Cloud, OK?
Heero: OK! This…will…be…GREAT!
Duo: Are you feeling okay, Heero?
Sirea: He's fine. I just made him eat a can of instant coffee just for the performance.
Duo: Why do that?
Sirea: Coz that was the only way I'd get him to act.
Duo: How'd you get Wufei? Bribe him?
Sirea: No…he said that if he wasn't Vincent, he wouldn't do it, so I gave him the part.
Heero: Where's my SOLDIER uniform?! I wanna change!
Sirea: It's in your dressing room, Hee-chan.
Heero: ^-^ Okey! **runs into his dressing room**
Duo: **blinks** That was scary.
Sirea: Maybe the instant coffee was a mistake…
Relena: I shall change now as well.
Sirea: Don't forget to put the fake chest on! Tifa was like Britney Spears, and it drove my dad nuts coz she was such a slut!
Trowa: **sighs** Why not?
Zechs: I'll go.
Wufei: **walks into his dressing room**
Duo: I AM NOT CHANGING!
Sirea: Please, Duo-chan? For me?
Duo: No.
Sirea: Please?
Duo: No.
Sirea: Please?
Duo: No.
Sirea: PLEASE?
Duo: NO!
Sirea: DAMN IT, DUO! GET YOUR ASS IN THERE AND CHANGE BEFORE I MAKE YOU CAIT SITH!
Duo: Yes, ma'am. **goes into dressing room**
Heero: **comes out in Cloud's uniform** WHOO HOO! Check me out! Hell yeah! I look DAMN good!
Relena: **walks out, trying to pull her skirt down** Are you sure this is right, Sirea?
Heero: **looks at Relena and screams like a girl** TAKE IT AWAY! IT'S A DEMON! SENT FROM HELL TO DESTROY US ALL! SHE'S TOO BRITNEY-LIKE! TAKE IT AWAY, TAKE IT AWAY!
Sirea: Yeah…it's right.
Trowa: **comes out dressed like Cid** I've been looking at the script…my character curses an awful lot.
Sirea: Cid was a very pissed off guy.
Zechs: **walks out in Sephiroth's armor with the masamune at his side** Is this right?
Sirea: We'll just apply some gel to your bangs, and you'll be perfect.
Wufei: **walks out dressed like Vincent and has his hair down** Your turn, Maxwell.
Sirea: Yeah, Duo! Let's see!
Duo: NO!
Sirea: That's it! **goes into Duo's dressing room, only to come out holding her sides, laughing hysterically**
Heero: What's so funny?
Sirea: **giggle** If he had…**snicker** green contacts…**giggle** they'd be identical! **bursts out laughing again** He even has the gel in his bangs already!
Wufei: I gotta see this! MAXWELL! GET YOUR PANSY-ASS OUT HERE!
Duo: NO! I REFUSE TO DO THIS! IT'S TOO DEGRADING!
Sirea: Like you had any dignity before hand? …Screw this. I'm changing. **goes into dressing room**
Heero: I'll get him! ^-^ **goes into Duo's dressing room, and comes out dragging Duo by his braid**
**everyone bursts out laughing**
Sirea: **walks outside dressed as Yuffie** What's so---oh god…Let's just begin, OK?