I Dissed A Zora

It happened on the third day,
A zora called me "dude".
I couldn't think of something to say,
And said"Whaddya want?Fish food?".

That zora got in a bad mood,
And called me "Ugly Goron".
I found that pretty rude,
So I called him a moron.

He used his boomerang on me,
Then said,"Darn,I should've shot her!".
That made me very evil you see,
And I choked him and threw him in the water.

And later on I see Link,
Barely saving that Zora's life.
He suggested that I see a shrink,
Whoops,that was Mikau.