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Cows
"Wolverine! What happened to you!" Jubilee asked plugging her nose.
"Never milk a cow with diareah." he said. "Get someone else to get milk."
Just then Cyclops came in saying, "I'm a real X-Man now!! Tee hee hee!!"
So, even though I find guy's in drag sexay, I let a cow fall on him, turning
Scott into a tossed intestional salad instantly.
Elvis came back and made Beast give back Jimmy Hoffa and his blue suede
shoes. Wolverine wondered why this guy was impersonating him,
and Elvis wondered the same thing.
Some nut ball in a fast food outfit ran around inciting the Anti-Cyclops mob,
while Jean Grey baked insane amounts of Rubarb pie, with a cow.
The cow was hailed as a national hero for killing Scott, and ate scabs
off little vampire children,.
Meanwhile Professor X was getting it on with Lilandra, and all through the mansion
was heard "Ber chica bur chica bur ber." You know, porn slapping
music. Every now and then, a mooing sound came throgh over the cheesy
sounds.
Gambit ate normal gumbo, because no roadkill was to be found. Not even a turtle!
But Cyclops came back, true to comic style, and started talking
all like ghetto fabulas. "Why I gotta be the one that dies all the time?
You people just don't have respect for my people na! Why you gotta be all dis'n me
and all! Shi! I had enough o ya'll shiiii!"
So I let Cable land on him, There's no coming back from Cable's butt.
Cyclops was burried in that butt crack.
Marrow was cornered by a blood bank and we never saw her again, but Sam
fell in love with a devine bovine, even though children was out of
the question, Sam never had to worry about food, so long as the cow got to
pasture with a bull.
So anyways, my friends and I rented the porno, and surprisingly, it was good
but the Professor was wearing some kinky lingere and toking dope.
Ok. So the moral of the story is, you don't need drugs to be messed up.
Then Nightcrawler pissed Kitty off by teleporting her to a job interveiw
and making her stink.
Ceciela went to the hospital and was told she didn't exist, even though she worked there.
So Wolverine performed the surgery himself, but it turned out she had pink eye.
All of this was forgotten leaving customs in Canada, because Wolvie had to
claim the catfish he caught.
The End
Cows
"Wolverine! What happened to you!" Jubilee asked plugging her nose.
"Never milk a cow with diareah." he said. "Get someone else to get milk."
Just then Cyclops came in saying, "I'm a real X-Man now!! Tee hee hee!!"
So, even though I find guy's in drag sexay, I let a cow fall on him, turning
Scott into a tossed intestional salad instantly.
Elvis came back and made Beast give back Jimmy Hoffa and his blue suede
shoes. Wolverine wondered why this guy was impersonating him,
and Elvis wondered the same thing.
Some nut ball in a fast food outfit ran around inciting the Anti-Cyclops mob,
while Jean Grey baked insane amounts of Rubarb pie, with a cow.
The cow was hailed as a national hero for killing Scott, and ate scabs
off little vampire children,.
Meanwhile Professor X was getting it on with Lilandra, and all through the mansion
was heard "Ber chica bur chica bur ber." You know, porn slapping
music. Every now and then, a mooing sound came throgh over the cheesy
sounds.
Gambit ate normal gumbo, because no roadkill was to be found. Not even a turtle!
But Cyclops came back, true to comic style, and started talking
all like ghetto fabulas. "Why I gotta be the one that dies all the time?
You people just don't have respect for my people na! Why you gotta be all dis'n me
and all! Shi! I had enough o ya'll shiiii!"
So I let Cable land on him, There's no coming back from Cable's butt.
Cyclops was burried in that butt crack.
Marrow was cornered by a blood bank and we never saw her again, but Sam
fell in love with a devine bovine, even though children was out of
the question, Sam never had to worry about food, so long as the cow got to
pasture with a bull.
So anyways, my friends and I rented the porno, and surprisingly, it was good
but the Professor was wearing some kinky lingere and toking dope.
Ok. So the moral of the story is, you don't need drugs to be messed up.
Then Nightcrawler pissed Kitty off by teleporting her to a job interveiw
and making her stink.
Ceciela went to the hospital and was told she didn't exist, even though she worked there.
So Wolverine performed the surgery himself, but it turned out she had pink eye.
All of this was forgotten leaving customs in Canada, because Wolvie had to
claim the catfish he caught.
The End