AROFK
A Run-on Fic (Kirby)

The Rules: Each of us will write a section of this story until we end it. WHAT FUN! KT for Kit Tigerclaw then W for writr then KF for Kirby Fan ok?

KT:

(Kirby was walking along the road thinking about last night)

Ribbon: Kirby come here

(Kirby walks over)

Kirby: what?

(Ribbon leans over and...)

W:

(....smacks him!)

Kirby: OW! What was that for?

Ribbon: You kissed me last night.

Kirby: YOU KISSED ME!!

Ribbon: Suuuuuuurrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee.

(then...)

Kit Tigerclaw: I meant it to be a romance fic!

writr: romance fics are stupid, they suck!

Kirby Fan (reading GamePro): HEY!!! They're making Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3!!!...By the Way, What were you two saying?

writr & KT: Oh...just saying how much of an IDIOT! you are.

Kirby Fan: that's nice...

(he starts reading again)

KF: ...HEY!

and now back to the story...

KF:

(Kirby smacks her!)

Ribbon: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!

Kirby: Well...maybe if you didn't SMACK me.. I WOULDN'T OF KICKED YOU'RE ASS!!!

Ribbon: BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!

(Suddenly, they appear in a wrestling ring. Then...)

KT: WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

KF: what? it's a cool idea!

W: SWEET DUDE!

(they high five each other)

KT: Whatever it's my turn and I'll make this A ROMANCE FIC!

W: Are you sure?

KT: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KF: OK! (wink wink, nudge nudge)

KT:

(the match starts and Ribbon Chokeslams Kirby he is hurt BAD!!!!!!!! and starts crying)

Ribbon: Are you okay?

(she helps him up)

then...

W: awwww that was so beautiful, especially the "Chokeslam" part.

KF: KIRBY'S A WIMP?

KT: Have you ever been been chokeslamed?

KF: here I bet if I chokeslamed writr he wouldn't be hurt.

W (in a small voice): what?

(Kirby Fan tries to choke slam writr to no avail)

W: ow my nose

KT: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

W:

(Kirby kncks her flat on her butt.)

Kirby: EAT THAT!

Ribbon: How DARE you!

Kirby: Oh...are you going to cry? Baby gonna cry?

(Then...)

W: I got to go home. I'm sad because I wanted to change it to a horror fic.

(he leaves)

KT: I'M GLAD YOU LEFT!!!

KF: MY TURN!!!! ^_^

KT: FINE!

KF:

Ribbon: My, how round you're...uh...body is.

Kirby: OH YEAH! WHO'S YOUR DADDY

KT: HOLD ON!!!! THAT IS JUST SICK!!!!! A KIRBY AND RIBBON LEMON?

KF: What, you wanted me to, besides, you put it in this state anyway!!!!!!

KT: I WANTED A ROMANCE FIC NOT A LEMON!!!!!!!!

KF: WELL SORRY!!!!! YOU GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR!!!!!!!

KT: DO THAT OVER!!!!!

KF: OKAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

KF:

(Ribbon does something familiar in Wrestle Mania 2000.)

*Ding*

Announcer: OHHHH!!! A LOW BLOW!!!!!

(Kirby falls on the floor crying and holding his...um...privates)

Ribbon: EAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then...

KT: Does Kirby even hae privates?

KF: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

KT: I DON'T KNOW!

W: This fic really sucks since I left.

KT: I thought you left.

W: Well, I came back so there.

KT: Well, it's my turn anyways.

KT:

Kirby: Can you help me up?

Ribbon: um...Ok?

(Ribbon grabs Kirby's hand and Kirby kicks her in her.................well....................um.....................yeah and.............................................................let's just say "down under")

Kirby: HAH!

Ribbon: That doesn't hurt for girls you dumbass!!!!!!!!!!

(she grabs Kirby and throws him out of the whole ARENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Kirby (out of the arena): ow

then...

W: DUDE WE ARE SO FLAMED!!!

KT: WHAT? I COULDN'T TURN IN INTO A ROMANCE FIC IF KIRBY GETS HIT IN THE BALLS!!!!

(he suddenly starts chasing Kirby Fan and accidentally falls out the window)

KF: HA HA!!!!!!!

(a hand grabs Kirby Fan and throws him out the window!)

KT: Bye Bye

W: IT'S MY TURN!

KT: TYPE!

W: HEY! I thought you fell out of the window.

KT: Just type!

KF: Help! Anyone?

W: SHUT UP!

W:

(....Kirby went home to heal. He then wakes up.)

Kirby: Huh? It must've been a dream. But why do I have this scar?

THE END.

W: Well, that's our story.

KT: Will you shut up! It's the end of the story!

W: Well I want to have the last laugh!

KT: But...uh...OK!

(Kit Tigerclaw tickles writr.)

W: HEY! HA HA! CUT THAT OUT! HEE HEE! STOP THAT!

KT: You wanted the last laugh. You should be thankful!

W: Let me get my bat and I'll thank you.

KF: Help! I'm on the window, will you help me?

W: Sorry, we can't. The story's over.

KT: See ya Kirby Fan.

KF: Guys! This isn't funny!

(......................)

KF: Guys? Help! Anyone? SOMEONE! HELP!


W: Later, man!

THE END?