This fic was made for my good friend Laura, I lurve you Lauraaa! And it's got mostly nothing to do with IZ, but oh well, R&R
It was a brand new day at Skool, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and a racoon was peeing in a trashcan somewhere down the road. Dib and Zim we're happily skipping along in the flowers, holding hands when suddenly a big ass limo pulled up beside them. A girl wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a black trench coat stepped out. Dib pointed and said.
"OMG! She has balls!" And sure enough, there were two balls of hair on either side of this young girls head. She walked up to them and introduced herself as Laura, then she went inside the Skool building. Dib and Zim both followed, curiously drawn to her balls. They all sat down in the classroom, everyone staring at the new girl's hair.
"Your balls are so shiney!" Shreiked Xell, "How do you get them that way?"
"Well, I just massage a nice Shampoo into them and wash them off, and they turn out great!"
Everyone oooh and aaaahed and eeeeeeed and ehhhhhhhd.
Mrs. Bitters came up the the front of the class and said "Today your homework will be-"
But she was cut off my Laura saying, "What if we don't want homework?"
"Too bad."
Everyone gasped as Laura's balls started to grow a bright red and Mrs. Bitters flew out the window. Everyone clapped. Then Laura made them all get her jelly sandwhiches.
The End
It was a brand new day at Skool, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and a racoon was peeing in a trashcan somewhere down the road. Dib and Zim we're happily skipping along in the flowers, holding hands when suddenly a big ass limo pulled up beside them. A girl wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a black trench coat stepped out. Dib pointed and said.
"OMG! She has balls!" And sure enough, there were two balls of hair on either side of this young girls head. She walked up to them and introduced herself as Laura, then she went inside the Skool building. Dib and Zim both followed, curiously drawn to her balls. They all sat down in the classroom, everyone staring at the new girl's hair.
"Your balls are so shiney!" Shreiked Xell, "How do you get them that way?"
"Well, I just massage a nice Shampoo into them and wash them off, and they turn out great!"
Everyone oooh and aaaahed and eeeeeeed and ehhhhhhhd.
Mrs. Bitters came up the the front of the class and said "Today your homework will be-"
But she was cut off my Laura saying, "What if we don't want homework?"
"Too bad."
Everyone gasped as Laura's balls started to grow a bright red and Mrs. Bitters flew out the window. Everyone clapped. Then Laura made them all get her jelly sandwhiches.
The End