9:06 PM 7/6/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week:
Chuey's Corner:
[Vegeta sits at the desk with a big grin on his face, Chuquita is still
tied up in the corner giving the ouji death-glares]
Vegeta: Greetings BAKAS, and welcome to-- [glances up at the "Chuey's Corner"
logo] Excuse me for a moment.
THE GREAT SAIYAJIN NO OUJI'S Corner:
Vegeta: Better. (content smile)
Chuquita: (furious) MMPHMPHA!!!
Vegeta: Yeah yeah, whatever Onna. Anyway, we have Part 2 to that, ugh, "romance"
story.
Goku: [walks in] Hey little buddy! Whatcha doin?
Vegeta: I'm busy in my hostile takeover of this pathetic little "corner" of the
room.
Goku: Cool. Where's Chu-sama?
Vegeta: [zips over to Chuquita & tosses her in the closet, then zips back to Goku]
(innocently) I dunno. I think she went to, uh, school.
Goku: (confused) But it's July.
Vegeta: Umm, (nervous laugh) Summer School?
Goku: OH!
Chuquita: (from inside the closet) [pulls off the bandana around her mouth w/ her teeth]
VEGETA! LET ME OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL COOK YOUR LITTLE SAIYAJIN BUTT AND FEED IT TO MY
DOG!!
Goku: Did you hear that? [walks over to closet] (suspicously) Are you sure you're telling the
truth little buddy? Cuz I'm getting this odd feeling that you're lieing to me.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (fake-gasp) ME! LIE! TO YOU!
Goku: (narrows his eyes) Yeah!
Vegeta: (fake-sniffles) "Big Buddy" I'm SURPRISED that you think I would LIE to you. (pretends to
start crying)
Goku: (sadly) Aww, I'm sorry. (hugs him)
Vegeta: (face turning blue) Losing...oxygen...fast...
Goku: (turns to audiance) And now! PART 2!!
Summary: Vegeta's second worst nightmare is about to come true; and there's nothing he can
do about it. Bura & Goten are getting married, and the aging ouji is sick and trapped in his
hospital bed, unable to move. What makes matters worse is GOKU is going to walk Bura down the
eisle. On the other side, Pan is worried that with her uncle and Bura married, Trunks will
automatically become her uncle-in-law, something she definately doesn't want, being that
Trunks has been a thorn in her side as long as she can remember. Now, she has to call upon
the one person who wants to stop this wedding even more than she does,
good 'ol Veggiebrains. Will Vegeta be able to get out of his hospital bed
intime to save his "little B-chan" from becoming another member to the Kakarrot clan? Find out!
Goku: Isn't it GREAT little buddy! I can be your co-co-host! (squeezes Veggie tighter)
Vegeta: ...Mommy...
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" Hello? Umm, hey old guy! " Pan whispered as she slipped into Vegeta's room @ the
hospital, " You in here? "
" ZZZZZZzzzzz... " a loud snoring noise came from underneath the covers on the bed.
" Well, I take that as a yes. " she said, setting down the bag and walking over to him,
" Hello? Uhmm, what's his name..Veggie! Veggie wake up! " she said, shaking him, still producing
no result. Pan glanced over at the machines Vegeta was hooked up to, then smiled, " Of COURSE!
I forgot, Gramps lowered your oxygen intake again. " Pan turned up the knob.
" AHH! " Vegeta bolted upward, turning his head back & forth wildly, " WHERE'S B-CHAN! "
" Uh--she left, remember? " Pan chuckled nervously, then gulped as Vegeta turned to her.
" KAKARROT SPAWN! " he glared angrily at her, a large ball of ki forming in his right
hand.
" NO! STOP! I, uh, I brought you food! " Pan stammered, grabbing the box containing the
ice cream cake out of the bag.
" I'LL BLOW YOU TO--food? " he paused.
" Yeah, heh-heh. "food". Look! " Pan held out the box, then, realizing the age-ed ouji
couldn't reach it, set it down in front of him, " It's ice-cream cake. Grampa said you like it. "
" Hmmph, that's Kakarrot all right. Always trying to ruin my attitude by playing "mother
tereasa" to me. "Here Veggie I'll help you up", "it's oh-kay little buddy I'm sure you'll be
able to walk all the way to the door next time", and "don't worry about not being able to move
your arms that well, I'll spoon-feed you instead, it'll be fun". Feh! Baka. " he spat, " If I
could get out of this BLASTED bed, if I could get out of this blasted ROOM! I swear I'd.. "
Vegeta growled, going SSJ2.
" Ehh... " Pan sweatdropped, " Maybe you should open the box. "
" Box? Oh, right! " Vegeta said, switching to an unusually happy tone, " Yummy-yummy
cake! " he squealed, then opened the box w/ delight, only to find a pile of melted vanilla goo
where his precious ice-cream cake should have been, " My cake! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAKE! "
" I guess it melted on the way over here. " Pan answered, biting her lip. The ball of ki
re-appeared in Vegeta's hand.
" HOW DARE YOU DECIEVE THE GREAT SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! " he hissed.
" NO! I'm not trying to "decieve" you! Goku said-- "
" KAKARROT! HE DID THIS TO TRICK ME! " Vegeta yelled, then glanced down at the melted
cake, " How could he do something so cruel to me, I'm his little buddy. " he sniffled.
" But you don't understand-- "
" He STOLE my little B-chan and NOW he sends me this MELTED PIECE OF CRAP to make me feel
even WORSE! " Vegeta said to himself, his ki quickly rising.
" Will you LISTEN for a second. The cake WASN'T melted when he gave it to me to give to
you! It melted ON-THE-WAY-HERE! Sheesh! It's over 100 out there. " Pan explained.
Vegeta thought for a moment, then smirked, " Too bad, I'm going to BLAST YOU ANYWAY! "
" AHH! " Pan yelped, powering up, " Give me ONE good reason why you should blast me! "
" Because you're related to that BAKARROT! " Vegeta said, trying desprately to get up.
" BUT YOU CAN'T BLAST ME! " Pan shouted, " Because, I, I, I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU! "
" Like I care. " Vegeta smirked.
" IT'S FROM BURA! "
" From...B-chan? " Vegeta stopped, thean instantly layed back down, " B-chan has a
message for me? "
" Yeah... " Pan said, ::Aww crap, I can't lie to this guy, he's totally psycho, he'll
never believe me and I'll end up fried..::
:::" Hey Panny, look over there! " Trunks said excitedly, pointing ahead of them.
" What? "
" It's right over there! SEE! " he said.
" I don't see any--*SPLAT* " Pan narrowed her eyes as she felt the now broken water
balloon smashed atop her head.
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA " Trunks laughed, " SUCKER! "
" WHY I OUTTA!!! " Pan growled, shaking wildly.
" Nah, uh-uh, you have to RESPECT your ELDERS. " Trunks waved his finger about:::
" It's about the wedding. " she said quickly.
" Oh... " Vegeta said, depressed, then perked up, " SHE'S DECIDED TO _NOT_ MARRY THAT
KAKO-SPAWN AND COME BACK TO TAKE CARE OF ME! " his eyes sparkled.
" Well.. " Pan said, then got an idea and grinned, " Actually, they're having the
wedding TODAY. "
" TODAY! " Vegeta gasped.
" Yeah, in 30 minutes. " Pan lied, " At 3:00pm Bura Briefs is becoming Son Bura. "
" ... " Vegeta sat there in shock.
" And that's why I need YOUR help. " Pan smiled.
" ... " Vegeta hung his head, " There's nothing I can do, B-chan doesn't need me anymore,
she has.. " he flinched w/ disqust, " KAKARROT. "
" SO! Listen V-san, you can either sit in this smelly little room until they come to
drag your carcass off to the cemetary, OR you can do something about it! "
Vegeta looked up at her, listening closely.
" YOU HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE AND STOP THIS WEDDING BEFORE IT HAPPENS! THERE IS _NO_ WAY
I'M LETTING TRUNKS AND MARRON GET TOGETHER--I mean, THERE IS _NO_ WAY I'M GONNA LET YOU GO WITH-
-OUT A FIGHT! DO YOU _WANT_ TO HAVE A BUNCH OF GRANDCHILDREN THAT LOOK _EXACTLY_ LIKE "KAKARROT"
RUNNING AROUND! DO YOU _WANT_ TO LOSE YOUR LITTLE "B-CHAN"! "
" No. " Vegeta said sollumnly, then looked up at Pan with a bitter look on his face,
" But in case you haven't noticed, I have no way to get out of here. I'm "dependent" upon these
BLASTED devices. I wouldn't even BE in this baka hospital if Kakarrot hadn't beaten me during
that battle 3 months ago! " he said furiously, " Now I can't even leave this STUPID room! "
" Funny, that's exactly what Goku said. " she answered slyly.
" WHAT! " Vegeta said.
" "Kakarrot" said that you probably couldn't do anything anymore. What with how "OLD"
you're getting. He said that maybe they should ship you off some remote hospital far FAR away
from here so you wouldn't be around to BOTHER him anymore with your stupid EGOTISTICAL nonsense."
Pan said, making the story up as she went along.
" You mean, THAT'S what *Kaka-chan* REALLY thinks of me? He thinks I'm just in his way?
That I'm useless? " Vegeta held his arms against his chest, hurt.
::Wuh-oh. NOT the reaction I'm going for:: Pan bit her lip, " And that's not even the
HALF of it! " she said, fully assured.
" There's more! " Vegeta said, wide-eyed.
" Yeeeah, " Pan scratched her head, " He said that you're a loser and a crybaby and
you're not even worthy to live on the same PLANET as he does. In fact, he doesn't even believe
that you're a ouji at all. You're probably just some various PEASANT that lived on Bejito-sei
that Freezer just happened to pick up. AND he said that you don't DESERVE to walk "little B-chan"
down the eisle. Don't you get it Mr. B? Kakarrot has tricked you. He knew about the wedding
MONTHS before Bura & Goten told you. He figured if he could knock you outta commission during
one good fight, that would easily get rid of you and stop you saving B-chan from becoming one
of US. You know why he was lowering the oxygen on your machine downcha? If Goku were to turn that
knob far enough you would have so much trouble breathing you'd be a goner before the wedding
even began. And who would suspect him? He ALWAYS causes "accidents". And now, just as he planned,
you're stuck in here while his "Kako-spawn" steals little B-chan off into the night and far away
where you'll never ever see her AGAIN. " Pan said menacingly. She watched as Vegeta's face
began redder and redder with anger. Veins bulging out of his forehead. Pan swallowed hard and
backed away from him.
" KAAAAAAAKAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! " Vegeta screamed at
the top of his lungs, his energy blowing the bed his was laying on, along with the machines,
to smitherines. He stood there among the pile of cinders, fury raging through his body. Pan stood
there, staring at him in shock.
" WHERE IS KAKARROT!! " he flew over to Pan, holding her up by the collar, " TELL ME OR
I SHALL DESTROY YOU! "
" He's in the dance hall across the way, where they're having the wedding. " Pan choked
out.
Vegeta dropped her to the ground & ran out the door, " KAKARROT!!! "
Pan got to her feet and grinned, " GO GET 'UM MR. B! " she cheered, then ran after him.
" KAKARROT! SHOW YOUR FACE YOU BAKAYARO! " Vegeta yelled, rushing down the stairs to the
bottom floor of the hospital, " WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! THEY'LL BE CHANGING THAT BLASTED
"WEDDING" OF YOURS INTO A FUNERAL!!! " he said flying out the front door.
Pan stood in the doorway, smiling, " Why YES, I AM a genius! " she boasted to some
various people walking by, " NOW they'll have to stop the wedding for sure! No "Uncle Trunks",
no stupid flower girl costume, and NO Trunks-kun playing "kissy-face" with that stupid "Marron".
Not that I like him or anything. " she watched Vegeta fly off, " I am such a GENIUS! HAHA! ALL
HAIL PAN THE GENIUS! ALL HAIL SON PAN! THE GREATEST GENIUS THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN! " she
marched around, then heard a large explosion. A look of fear flashed over her face, " Uh-oh. "
Pan rushed over to the front door, only to see several buildings now reduced to huge holes in the
ground, " OH NO! HE'S GONNA BLOW UP THE DANCE HALL! TRUNKS IS IN THERE!...crap. " she said,
then ran outside in the direction Vegeta left in, " MR. B! WAIT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING!! "
" WHERE IS HE! " Vegeta said, flying about the city, " I should've asked that spawn of
his to give me more specific directions. I can't even sense his blasted ki from here. "
" WHEEE! "
The familiar voice echoed around Vegeta, he quickly turned his head to the right to see
a large building with hundreds of cars parked around it, including his!
" Aha. " Vegeta smirked, flying down to the front doors, still in his hospital gown,
" Kakarrot, you have just insured your demise. " he cackled, walking inside to see every weirdo
and baka Bulma and Goku had ever introduced him to, and then some.
" Vegeta, what are you doing here? " Bulma said, looking at him oddly, " And what are
you WEARING? "
Vegeta glanced down at his hospital-wear, then smacked himself on the forehead,
embarrassed, " I'm here to save B-chan Onna. " he said, then continued walking through the crowd.
" Save B--WHAT! " Bulma exclaimed, " VEGETA! SHE DOESN'T NEED SAVING! "
Music blasted through several large speakers, the noise pircing Vegeta's ears. He put
his hands over them and continued on until he came to wear the crowds ended. A long hall that
lead from the entrence to the middle of the room was the only place void of people.
Vegeta looked down to the middle of the room, where there was a man standing on a step,
in front of him was Goten, " If that Kako-brat's there, then where's-- "
" TOUSSAN! "
He quickly turned towards the entrance to see Bura smiling at him, wearing a long, white,
beautiful wedding gown. And to her right was the grinning eyesore Vegeta had been looking for.
" Kakarrot. "
" LITTLE BUDDY! YOU CAME! " Goku said happily, " WOW! YOU'RE WALKING AND BREATHING LIKE
IT'S NOTHIN TOO! THAT'S GREAT! "
" Not for you it isn't. " he said under his breath, then watched as they walked by, he
went SSJ2, then powered down as Bura glanced back at him over her shoulder.
" I LOVE YOU TOUSSAN! " she waved to him.
" I love you too B-chan. " Vegeta said, teary-eyed as they walked farther and farther
out of his view. The anger swept over him again, " AND THAT'S....WHY...I CANNOT LET...THIS...
HAPPEN!!! " he went back to SSJ2, then flew up above everyone.
" KAKARROTTO!! " he screamed at the top of his lungs as everyone turned their head up
at him, including Goku, Goten, and Bura, " YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! "
Goku looked at Bura, confused, " Get away with what?? "
Bura shrugged.
" YOU KNOW WHAT! DON'T PLAY DUM! " Vegeta yelled.
" Who's playing? " Goku scratched his head, " I really don't know what you're talking
about little buddy. "
" OF COURSE YOU DO! TAKING B-CHAN AWAY! SENDING ME OFF TO SOME REMOTE HOSPITAL! TRYING
TO KNOCK ME OFF! GOHAN'S DAUGHTER TOLD ME EVERYTHING! YOU CAN QUIT ACTING! "
" PAN! " Gohan said, surprised.
" PREPARE TO DIE KAKARROT! " Vegeta smirked, forming a ball of chi bigger than half the
room, " BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-- "
Goku handed Bura over to Goten, " Quick, get her out of here! "
Goten nodded and did so, the bride and groom running off into the crowd, leaving Goku
the only one in the open hallway.
" --AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG-- "
Goku went SSJ3 and held his arms out in a catcher's position.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!
!!!!! " Vegeta threw the humongous energy ball at Goku, who did his best to catch it, then
slipped, sending the ball flying at the crowd as a huge flash of light engulfed the entire
building...
" Mr. B! Oh Mr. B! Where are--EEP! " Pan screeched to a halt in front of the rubble
which was formerly the dance hall, " Eee. " she facefaulted, " What've I done... "
" More like, what are you going to DO about it. "
Pan whipped around to see Gohan, fuming, " Heh, hello Toussan. " she grinned sheepishly
as everyone else slowly made their way out from under the blown-up building.
" YOU LET VEGETA OUT OF THE HOSPITAL! AND GAVE HIM SOME MADE UP, OUT OF PROPORTIONED
STORY THAT YOU KNEW, YOU _KNEW_ WOULD GET HIM UPSET ENOUGH TO COME OVER HERE AND WRECK THE
DRESS REHERSAL FOR THE WEDDING! "
" Dress..rehersal?? " Pan gawked at him.
" YES THE DRESS REHERSAL! Bura TOLD us about it while she was showing us around eariler,
REMEMBER! "
" Umm, no. " Pan said honestly.
" Well that's because you didn't pay attention. " Gohan crossed his arms, " And you're
going to be paying for a lot more than that by helping us FIX THE BUILDING. "
" But, but, but, " Pan sputtered, then noticed Trunks searching through the buildings'
remains for something. She smirked and walked over to him.
" Well well well, it looks like the ring boy has lost his ring. " she snickered.
" Ring?? " Trunks looked at her, confused, pulling a can of cocacola out from underneath
to planks, " Pan, I'm not the ring boy. "
" Oh, well you know... " she said casually, then did a double take, " WHAT?! "
" I said I'm not the ring boy. That's Mirai's job. " Trunks pointed out.
" Yeah, you didn't let me finish telling you earlier. " Marron said, brushing some dirt
off her flower girl outfit, " I tried to but you kept inturrupting me. "
" But you said TRUNKS was the ring boy! I SPECIFICALLY HEARD THAT! "
" Yeah, MIRAI Trunks. " Marron corrected her.
" Then WHY where you two hanging out earlier acting all buddy-buddy! " she demanded.
" Because we're friends, duh. " Marron chuckled as Trunks continued to chug the soda from
the can he had just uncovered.
" You mean you weren't making out? "
" ... "
" ... "
" You're, kidding, right? " Marron said, confused, " I've known Trunks since we were
in kindergarden! I could never make out with him it'd be like kissing my brother! "
" You don't have a brother. "
" I know that. "
" ...then who's this MIRAI Trunks? "
" He's from "the future in an alternate dimension". "
" Eh? "
Trunks finished off his soda, " He's right behind you. "
Pan turned around to see a tall, muscular figure standing behind her with shoulder-length
hair tied up in a small ponytail.
" Hi! " Mirai smiled as Pan's face turned bright red.
" You mean, if I had decided to be the flower girl after all, I'd be dancing with HIM
instead of standing here in the middle of all this rubble cleaning up, and none of this would
have happened in the first place?? "
" Yup! " Trunks grinned as Pan fainted, " Way ta go Panny! Panny? Uh-oh. "
" TOUSSAN! TOUSSAN WAKE UP TOUSSAN! " Bura sobbed, shaking Vegeta wildly, " Ohhh, I
should have never told him about the wedding in the first place. Then he wouldn't have tried to
escape from the hospital and gotten himself hurt like this! "
" My poor little buddy, he over-exerted himself again. " Goku said sadly, his eyes
watering, " I hope he's oh-kay. He's so old and so small and easily hurt. "
" I'm gonna miss him SO much. " Goten sighed, " He was like, that angry bitter adult
figure/person I never had. "
Goku picked Vegeta up as Goten & Bura examined him.
" Oh, he's bleeding all over! " Bura cried.
" And he's got a bunch of little chunks of glass stuck in his hinie. " Goten pointed to
Veggie's tush, which, because of the way his hospital gown was made, was exposed.
" Vegeta! Come on Vegeta wake up! " Goku pleaded as the ouji slowly opened his eyes to
see the blurry sounds and images before him.
His eyes widened with fright as he tried to focus on what he percieved to be the two
evil creatures staring down at him.
" Come on little buddy. " the larger of the two creatures cackled in a maliviolent tone,
" Don't you want to wake up? "
" I think he's dead. " the other one said in an equally evil voice.
Vegeta felt himself breathing faster, then screamed in fear and knocked himself out of
the larger creature's arms and onto the ground. He rubbed his eyes rapidly, then opened them to
see Goku & Goten staring at him.
" See! " Goku said, turning to Goten, " He's not dead at all. " Goku bent down to
Vegeta's height, " What's wrong little buddy? Why were you so angry at me back at the chapel? "
" Well, your spawn's spawn-- "
" Pan. "
" Yes, Pan. She said that you're trying to get me to kick the bucket, buy the farm,
trying to send me on a one way ticket to that big gravity-chamber in the sky. "
" ... " Goku looked at him, utterly confused.
" SHE SAID YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL ME! " Vegeta screamed.
" What? " Goku said, shocked, " Oh little buddy I'd NEVER do such a thing to you. "
" YES YOU WERE! She said THAT'S why you were turning down my oxygen, if you turned it
down far enough I'd run out of it and DIE. And you wouldn't be blamed because they would think
of it as an ACCIDENT. " Vegeta said with distaste as Goku-tachi stared at him in horror while
Vegeta continued to re-tell them everything Pan had said during her visit to see him.
" Veggie that's not true. " Goku protested, reaching out towards him, " You're my
friend. And a very special one. " he grinned stupidly, " Now come over here & gimmie a BIG HUG! "
" NO! "
" Aww, come here, you know you want one. " Goku grinned wider.
" And you're SURE you're NOT going to kill me. " Vegeta said, backing up.
" I'm sure I'm not going to kill you. " Goku re-assured him.
" Toussan, Goku isn't going to hurt you. " Bura smiled, " Besides, it'll make you feel
a whole lot better. "
" Well... " Vegeta said hesitantly, then sighed in defeat, " Oh what the heck. " he said,
then walked over to Goku, who grabbed the ouji & hugged him.
" There, don'tcha feel oh-so-much-better now? " Goku said happily.
" So you don't think I'm useless? " Vegeta asked in an innocent manner.
" Naw, I think you're a lotta fun. " Goku answered.
" Really? "
" Yeah...now let's go back home and I can help you pick the glass outta yer butt. "
" You mean, you're not taking me back to the hospital? "
" Nah, you don't deserve to be trapped in that smelly little room anymore than I do,
now comeon. " Goku said as he walked off in the direction of Capsule Corp.
Vegeta smiled, " Well whadda ya know, a happy ending. " he crossed his arms, then glared
upwards, " It's about time. "
" HEY VEDGE! WHATSA MATTER! YOU TOO OLD TO RUN! " Goku shouted.
" Why you.. " Vegeta went SSJ2 and raced after him, " KAKARROT! ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M
GOING TO _DESTROY_ YOU! "
Goku grinned as he paused and looked back at Vegeta, " Yeah right. "
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8:35 PM 7/8/01
Vegeta: (sitting at the desk) The End, (sarcastically) Whoopee.
[feels a tap on his shoulder] Kakarrot cut that out!
Goku: That's not me, that Chu-sama.
Vegeta: Oh, it's just her--WHAT! [whips around to see Chuquita smiling at him] What are YOU
doing here! I tied you up! I locked you in the blasted closet!
Chuquita: For a second I almost forgot who was IN CHARGE of this fic. I used my "author powers"
and just zapped myself out of there.
Goku: (gasps at Vegeta) You LIED to me! How COULD you!
Vegeta: Oh stuff it Bakarrot, you're the one who believed me in the first place.
Chuquita: Yes, well, you did a (glares at Vegeta) VERY BAD THING. Some of which are PUNISHABLE
by my own personal Co-host laws. [takes a piece of paper out of her pocket & snaps it, to reveal
a 10ft long list] 1) insulted host, 2) took host hostage, 3) called host Onna, which host is not
very fond of at all, 4) lied to fellow co-host, 6) attempted to trick host w/sweet talk, 7) --
Vegeta: What happened to 5?
Chuquita: (narrows her eyes at Vegeta and hastily scribbles down on paper) 5) Questioned host
about her list.
Vegeta: DOH! (smacks himself on the forehead)
Chuquita: (rolls up the paper & sticks it back in her pocket) To make a long story short, YOU
OWE ME!
Vegeta: (smirks) What're you gonna do, fire me?
Chuquita: Nope, I have a better idea, (zaps Vegeta with her finger in a "Sabrina the teenage
witch" manner) (to audiance) Tune in for the next "Corner" when we'll have a "kinder, gentler"
saiyajin no ouji (grins evilly at Vegeta)
Goku: Yeah! Veggie's gonna wash my feet! [puts his bare feet on the desk, which are full of mud,
sewage, and smell like rotting fish]
Chuquita: The next fic is gonna take place back on Bejito-sei. When Veggie was still little and
when Goku was still Kakarrot and plotting to take over Earth!
Goku: Hai, it's our chibi-selves! The same ones from the "Albaquerque" incident, only without the
us from the present this time.
Chuquita: (nods) It's entitled, "The Return Return of the Masked Avenger"! And I'll try to have
Part 1 up before I leave for the beach next Sunday.
Goku: See ya later!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week:
Chuey's Corner:
[Vegeta sits at the desk with a big grin on his face, Chuquita is still
tied up in the corner giving the ouji death-glares]
Vegeta: Greetings BAKAS, and welcome to-- [glances up at the "Chuey's Corner"
logo] Excuse me for a moment.
THE GREAT SAIYAJIN NO OUJI'S Corner:
Vegeta: Better. (content smile)
Chuquita: (furious) MMPHMPHA!!!
Vegeta: Yeah yeah, whatever Onna. Anyway, we have Part 2 to that, ugh, "romance"
story.
Goku: [walks in] Hey little buddy! Whatcha doin?
Vegeta: I'm busy in my hostile takeover of this pathetic little "corner" of the
room.
Goku: Cool. Where's Chu-sama?
Vegeta: [zips over to Chuquita & tosses her in the closet, then zips back to Goku]
(innocently) I dunno. I think she went to, uh, school.
Goku: (confused) But it's July.
Vegeta: Umm, (nervous laugh) Summer School?
Goku: OH!
Chuquita: (from inside the closet) [pulls off the bandana around her mouth w/ her teeth]
VEGETA! LET ME OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL COOK YOUR LITTLE SAIYAJIN BUTT AND FEED IT TO MY
DOG!!
Goku: Did you hear that? [walks over to closet] (suspicously) Are you sure you're telling the
truth little buddy? Cuz I'm getting this odd feeling that you're lieing to me.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (fake-gasp) ME! LIE! TO YOU!
Goku: (narrows his eyes) Yeah!
Vegeta: (fake-sniffles) "Big Buddy" I'm SURPRISED that you think I would LIE to you. (pretends to
start crying)
Goku: (sadly) Aww, I'm sorry. (hugs him)
Vegeta: (face turning blue) Losing...oxygen...fast...
Goku: (turns to audiance) And now! PART 2!!
Summary: Vegeta's second worst nightmare is about to come true; and there's nothing he can
do about it. Bura & Goten are getting married, and the aging ouji is sick and trapped in his
hospital bed, unable to move. What makes matters worse is GOKU is going to walk Bura down the
eisle. On the other side, Pan is worried that with her uncle and Bura married, Trunks will
automatically become her uncle-in-law, something she definately doesn't want, being that
Trunks has been a thorn in her side as long as she can remember. Now, she has to call upon
the one person who wants to stop this wedding even more than she does,
good 'ol Veggiebrains. Will Vegeta be able to get out of his hospital bed
intime to save his "little B-chan" from becoming another member to the Kakarrot clan? Find out!
Goku: Isn't it GREAT little buddy! I can be your co-co-host! (squeezes Veggie tighter)
Vegeta: ...Mommy...
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" Hello? Umm, hey old guy! " Pan whispered as she slipped into Vegeta's room @ the
hospital, " You in here? "
" ZZZZZZzzzzz... " a loud snoring noise came from underneath the covers on the bed.
" Well, I take that as a yes. " she said, setting down the bag and walking over to him,
" Hello? Uhmm, what's his name..Veggie! Veggie wake up! " she said, shaking him, still producing
no result. Pan glanced over at the machines Vegeta was hooked up to, then smiled, " Of COURSE!
I forgot, Gramps lowered your oxygen intake again. " Pan turned up the knob.
" AHH! " Vegeta bolted upward, turning his head back & forth wildly, " WHERE'S B-CHAN! "
" Uh--she left, remember? " Pan chuckled nervously, then gulped as Vegeta turned to her.
" KAKARROT SPAWN! " he glared angrily at her, a large ball of ki forming in his right
hand.
" NO! STOP! I, uh, I brought you food! " Pan stammered, grabbing the box containing the
ice cream cake out of the bag.
" I'LL BLOW YOU TO--food? " he paused.
" Yeah, heh-heh. "food". Look! " Pan held out the box, then, realizing the age-ed ouji
couldn't reach it, set it down in front of him, " It's ice-cream cake. Grampa said you like it. "
" Hmmph, that's Kakarrot all right. Always trying to ruin my attitude by playing "mother
tereasa" to me. "Here Veggie I'll help you up", "it's oh-kay little buddy I'm sure you'll be
able to walk all the way to the door next time", and "don't worry about not being able to move
your arms that well, I'll spoon-feed you instead, it'll be fun". Feh! Baka. " he spat, " If I
could get out of this BLASTED bed, if I could get out of this blasted ROOM! I swear I'd.. "
Vegeta growled, going SSJ2.
" Ehh... " Pan sweatdropped, " Maybe you should open the box. "
" Box? Oh, right! " Vegeta said, switching to an unusually happy tone, " Yummy-yummy
cake! " he squealed, then opened the box w/ delight, only to find a pile of melted vanilla goo
where his precious ice-cream cake should have been, " My cake! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAKE! "
" I guess it melted on the way over here. " Pan answered, biting her lip. The ball of ki
re-appeared in Vegeta's hand.
" HOW DARE YOU DECIEVE THE GREAT SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! " he hissed.
" NO! I'm not trying to "decieve" you! Goku said-- "
" KAKARROT! HE DID THIS TO TRICK ME! " Vegeta yelled, then glanced down at the melted
cake, " How could he do something so cruel to me, I'm his little buddy. " he sniffled.
" But you don't understand-- "
" He STOLE my little B-chan and NOW he sends me this MELTED PIECE OF CRAP to make me feel
even WORSE! " Vegeta said to himself, his ki quickly rising.
" Will you LISTEN for a second. The cake WASN'T melted when he gave it to me to give to
you! It melted ON-THE-WAY-HERE! Sheesh! It's over 100 out there. " Pan explained.
Vegeta thought for a moment, then smirked, " Too bad, I'm going to BLAST YOU ANYWAY! "
" AHH! " Pan yelped, powering up, " Give me ONE good reason why you should blast me! "
" Because you're related to that BAKARROT! " Vegeta said, trying desprately to get up.
" BUT YOU CAN'T BLAST ME! " Pan shouted, " Because, I, I, I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU! "
" Like I care. " Vegeta smirked.
" IT'S FROM BURA! "
" From...B-chan? " Vegeta stopped, thean instantly layed back down, " B-chan has a
message for me? "
" Yeah... " Pan said, ::Aww crap, I can't lie to this guy, he's totally psycho, he'll
never believe me and I'll end up fried..::
:::" Hey Panny, look over there! " Trunks said excitedly, pointing ahead of them.
" What? "
" It's right over there! SEE! " he said.
" I don't see any--*SPLAT* " Pan narrowed her eyes as she felt the now broken water
balloon smashed atop her head.
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA " Trunks laughed, " SUCKER! "
" WHY I OUTTA!!! " Pan growled, shaking wildly.
" Nah, uh-uh, you have to RESPECT your ELDERS. " Trunks waved his finger about:::
" It's about the wedding. " she said quickly.
" Oh... " Vegeta said, depressed, then perked up, " SHE'S DECIDED TO _NOT_ MARRY THAT
KAKO-SPAWN AND COME BACK TO TAKE CARE OF ME! " his eyes sparkled.
" Well.. " Pan said, then got an idea and grinned, " Actually, they're having the
wedding TODAY. "
" TODAY! " Vegeta gasped.
" Yeah, in 30 minutes. " Pan lied, " At 3:00pm Bura Briefs is becoming Son Bura. "
" ... " Vegeta sat there in shock.
" And that's why I need YOUR help. " Pan smiled.
" ... " Vegeta hung his head, " There's nothing I can do, B-chan doesn't need me anymore,
she has.. " he flinched w/ disqust, " KAKARROT. "
" SO! Listen V-san, you can either sit in this smelly little room until they come to
drag your carcass off to the cemetary, OR you can do something about it! "
Vegeta looked up at her, listening closely.
" YOU HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE AND STOP THIS WEDDING BEFORE IT HAPPENS! THERE IS _NO_ WAY
I'M LETTING TRUNKS AND MARRON GET TOGETHER--I mean, THERE IS _NO_ WAY I'M GONNA LET YOU GO WITH-
-OUT A FIGHT! DO YOU _WANT_ TO HAVE A BUNCH OF GRANDCHILDREN THAT LOOK _EXACTLY_ LIKE "KAKARROT"
RUNNING AROUND! DO YOU _WANT_ TO LOSE YOUR LITTLE "B-CHAN"! "
" No. " Vegeta said sollumnly, then looked up at Pan with a bitter look on his face,
" But in case you haven't noticed, I have no way to get out of here. I'm "dependent" upon these
BLASTED devices. I wouldn't even BE in this baka hospital if Kakarrot hadn't beaten me during
that battle 3 months ago! " he said furiously, " Now I can't even leave this STUPID room! "
" Funny, that's exactly what Goku said. " she answered slyly.
" WHAT! " Vegeta said.
" "Kakarrot" said that you probably couldn't do anything anymore. What with how "OLD"
you're getting. He said that maybe they should ship you off some remote hospital far FAR away
from here so you wouldn't be around to BOTHER him anymore with your stupid EGOTISTICAL nonsense."
Pan said, making the story up as she went along.
" You mean, THAT'S what *Kaka-chan* REALLY thinks of me? He thinks I'm just in his way?
That I'm useless? " Vegeta held his arms against his chest, hurt.
::Wuh-oh. NOT the reaction I'm going for:: Pan bit her lip, " And that's not even the
HALF of it! " she said, fully assured.
" There's more! " Vegeta said, wide-eyed.
" Yeeeah, " Pan scratched her head, " He said that you're a loser and a crybaby and
you're not even worthy to live on the same PLANET as he does. In fact, he doesn't even believe
that you're a ouji at all. You're probably just some various PEASANT that lived on Bejito-sei
that Freezer just happened to pick up. AND he said that you don't DESERVE to walk "little B-chan"
down the eisle. Don't you get it Mr. B? Kakarrot has tricked you. He knew about the wedding
MONTHS before Bura & Goten told you. He figured if he could knock you outta commission during
one good fight, that would easily get rid of you and stop you saving B-chan from becoming one
of US. You know why he was lowering the oxygen on your machine downcha? If Goku were to turn that
knob far enough you would have so much trouble breathing you'd be a goner before the wedding
even began. And who would suspect him? He ALWAYS causes "accidents". And now, just as he planned,
you're stuck in here while his "Kako-spawn" steals little B-chan off into the night and far away
where you'll never ever see her AGAIN. " Pan said menacingly. She watched as Vegeta's face
began redder and redder with anger. Veins bulging out of his forehead. Pan swallowed hard and
backed away from him.
" KAAAAAAAKAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! " Vegeta screamed at
the top of his lungs, his energy blowing the bed his was laying on, along with the machines,
to smitherines. He stood there among the pile of cinders, fury raging through his body. Pan stood
there, staring at him in shock.
" WHERE IS KAKARROT!! " he flew over to Pan, holding her up by the collar, " TELL ME OR
I SHALL DESTROY YOU! "
" He's in the dance hall across the way, where they're having the wedding. " Pan choked
out.
Vegeta dropped her to the ground & ran out the door, " KAKARROT!!! "
Pan got to her feet and grinned, " GO GET 'UM MR. B! " she cheered, then ran after him.
" KAKARROT! SHOW YOUR FACE YOU BAKAYARO! " Vegeta yelled, rushing down the stairs to the
bottom floor of the hospital, " WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! THEY'LL BE CHANGING THAT BLASTED
"WEDDING" OF YOURS INTO A FUNERAL!!! " he said flying out the front door.
Pan stood in the doorway, smiling, " Why YES, I AM a genius! " she boasted to some
various people walking by, " NOW they'll have to stop the wedding for sure! No "Uncle Trunks",
no stupid flower girl costume, and NO Trunks-kun playing "kissy-face" with that stupid "Marron".
Not that I like him or anything. " she watched Vegeta fly off, " I am such a GENIUS! HAHA! ALL
HAIL PAN THE GENIUS! ALL HAIL SON PAN! THE GREATEST GENIUS THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN! " she
marched around, then heard a large explosion. A look of fear flashed over her face, " Uh-oh. "
Pan rushed over to the front door, only to see several buildings now reduced to huge holes in the
ground, " OH NO! HE'S GONNA BLOW UP THE DANCE HALL! TRUNKS IS IN THERE!...crap. " she said,
then ran outside in the direction Vegeta left in, " MR. B! WAIT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING!! "
" WHERE IS HE! " Vegeta said, flying about the city, " I should've asked that spawn of
his to give me more specific directions. I can't even sense his blasted ki from here. "
" WHEEE! "
The familiar voice echoed around Vegeta, he quickly turned his head to the right to see
a large building with hundreds of cars parked around it, including his!
" Aha. " Vegeta smirked, flying down to the front doors, still in his hospital gown,
" Kakarrot, you have just insured your demise. " he cackled, walking inside to see every weirdo
and baka Bulma and Goku had ever introduced him to, and then some.
" Vegeta, what are you doing here? " Bulma said, looking at him oddly, " And what are
you WEARING? "
Vegeta glanced down at his hospital-wear, then smacked himself on the forehead,
embarrassed, " I'm here to save B-chan Onna. " he said, then continued walking through the crowd.
" Save B--WHAT! " Bulma exclaimed, " VEGETA! SHE DOESN'T NEED SAVING! "
Music blasted through several large speakers, the noise pircing Vegeta's ears. He put
his hands over them and continued on until he came to wear the crowds ended. A long hall that
lead from the entrence to the middle of the room was the only place void of people.
Vegeta looked down to the middle of the room, where there was a man standing on a step,
in front of him was Goten, " If that Kako-brat's there, then where's-- "
" TOUSSAN! "
He quickly turned towards the entrance to see Bura smiling at him, wearing a long, white,
beautiful wedding gown. And to her right was the grinning eyesore Vegeta had been looking for.
" Kakarrot. "
" LITTLE BUDDY! YOU CAME! " Goku said happily, " WOW! YOU'RE WALKING AND BREATHING LIKE
IT'S NOTHIN TOO! THAT'S GREAT! "
" Not for you it isn't. " he said under his breath, then watched as they walked by, he
went SSJ2, then powered down as Bura glanced back at him over her shoulder.
" I LOVE YOU TOUSSAN! " she waved to him.
" I love you too B-chan. " Vegeta said, teary-eyed as they walked farther and farther
out of his view. The anger swept over him again, " AND THAT'S....WHY...I CANNOT LET...THIS...
HAPPEN!!! " he went back to SSJ2, then flew up above everyone.
" KAKARROTTO!! " he screamed at the top of his lungs as everyone turned their head up
at him, including Goku, Goten, and Bura, " YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! "
Goku looked at Bura, confused, " Get away with what?? "
Bura shrugged.
" YOU KNOW WHAT! DON'T PLAY DUM! " Vegeta yelled.
" Who's playing? " Goku scratched his head, " I really don't know what you're talking
about little buddy. "
" OF COURSE YOU DO! TAKING B-CHAN AWAY! SENDING ME OFF TO SOME REMOTE HOSPITAL! TRYING
TO KNOCK ME OFF! GOHAN'S DAUGHTER TOLD ME EVERYTHING! YOU CAN QUIT ACTING! "
" PAN! " Gohan said, surprised.
" PREPARE TO DIE KAKARROT! " Vegeta smirked, forming a ball of chi bigger than half the
room, " BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-- "
Goku handed Bura over to Goten, " Quick, get her out of here! "
Goten nodded and did so, the bride and groom running off into the crowd, leaving Goku
the only one in the open hallway.
" --AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG-- "
Goku went SSJ3 and held his arms out in a catcher's position.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!
!!!!! " Vegeta threw the humongous energy ball at Goku, who did his best to catch it, then
slipped, sending the ball flying at the crowd as a huge flash of light engulfed the entire
building...
" Mr. B! Oh Mr. B! Where are--EEP! " Pan screeched to a halt in front of the rubble
which was formerly the dance hall, " Eee. " she facefaulted, " What've I done... "
" More like, what are you going to DO about it. "
Pan whipped around to see Gohan, fuming, " Heh, hello Toussan. " she grinned sheepishly
as everyone else slowly made their way out from under the blown-up building.
" YOU LET VEGETA OUT OF THE HOSPITAL! AND GAVE HIM SOME MADE UP, OUT OF PROPORTIONED
STORY THAT YOU KNEW, YOU _KNEW_ WOULD GET HIM UPSET ENOUGH TO COME OVER HERE AND WRECK THE
DRESS REHERSAL FOR THE WEDDING! "
" Dress..rehersal?? " Pan gawked at him.
" YES THE DRESS REHERSAL! Bura TOLD us about it while she was showing us around eariler,
REMEMBER! "
" Umm, no. " Pan said honestly.
" Well that's because you didn't pay attention. " Gohan crossed his arms, " And you're
going to be paying for a lot more than that by helping us FIX THE BUILDING. "
" But, but, but, " Pan sputtered, then noticed Trunks searching through the buildings'
remains for something. She smirked and walked over to him.
" Well well well, it looks like the ring boy has lost his ring. " she snickered.
" Ring?? " Trunks looked at her, confused, pulling a can of cocacola out from underneath
to planks, " Pan, I'm not the ring boy. "
" Oh, well you know... " she said casually, then did a double take, " WHAT?! "
" I said I'm not the ring boy. That's Mirai's job. " Trunks pointed out.
" Yeah, you didn't let me finish telling you earlier. " Marron said, brushing some dirt
off her flower girl outfit, " I tried to but you kept inturrupting me. "
" But you said TRUNKS was the ring boy! I SPECIFICALLY HEARD THAT! "
" Yeah, MIRAI Trunks. " Marron corrected her.
" Then WHY where you two hanging out earlier acting all buddy-buddy! " she demanded.
" Because we're friends, duh. " Marron chuckled as Trunks continued to chug the soda from
the can he had just uncovered.
" You mean you weren't making out? "
" ... "
" ... "
" You're, kidding, right? " Marron said, confused, " I've known Trunks since we were
in kindergarden! I could never make out with him it'd be like kissing my brother! "
" You don't have a brother. "
" I know that. "
" ...then who's this MIRAI Trunks? "
" He's from "the future in an alternate dimension". "
" Eh? "
Trunks finished off his soda, " He's right behind you. "
Pan turned around to see a tall, muscular figure standing behind her with shoulder-length
hair tied up in a small ponytail.
" Hi! " Mirai smiled as Pan's face turned bright red.
" You mean, if I had decided to be the flower girl after all, I'd be dancing with HIM
instead of standing here in the middle of all this rubble cleaning up, and none of this would
have happened in the first place?? "
" Yup! " Trunks grinned as Pan fainted, " Way ta go Panny! Panny? Uh-oh. "
" TOUSSAN! TOUSSAN WAKE UP TOUSSAN! " Bura sobbed, shaking Vegeta wildly, " Ohhh, I
should have never told him about the wedding in the first place. Then he wouldn't have tried to
escape from the hospital and gotten himself hurt like this! "
" My poor little buddy, he over-exerted himself again. " Goku said sadly, his eyes
watering, " I hope he's oh-kay. He's so old and so small and easily hurt. "
" I'm gonna miss him SO much. " Goten sighed, " He was like, that angry bitter adult
figure/person I never had. "
Goku picked Vegeta up as Goten & Bura examined him.
" Oh, he's bleeding all over! " Bura cried.
" And he's got a bunch of little chunks of glass stuck in his hinie. " Goten pointed to
Veggie's tush, which, because of the way his hospital gown was made, was exposed.
" Vegeta! Come on Vegeta wake up! " Goku pleaded as the ouji slowly opened his eyes to
see the blurry sounds and images before him.
His eyes widened with fright as he tried to focus on what he percieved to be the two
evil creatures staring down at him.
" Come on little buddy. " the larger of the two creatures cackled in a maliviolent tone,
" Don't you want to wake up? "
" I think he's dead. " the other one said in an equally evil voice.
Vegeta felt himself breathing faster, then screamed in fear and knocked himself out of
the larger creature's arms and onto the ground. He rubbed his eyes rapidly, then opened them to
see Goku & Goten staring at him.
" See! " Goku said, turning to Goten, " He's not dead at all. " Goku bent down to
Vegeta's height, " What's wrong little buddy? Why were you so angry at me back at the chapel? "
" Well, your spawn's spawn-- "
" Pan. "
" Yes, Pan. She said that you're trying to get me to kick the bucket, buy the farm,
trying to send me on a one way ticket to that big gravity-chamber in the sky. "
" ... " Goku looked at him, utterly confused.
" SHE SAID YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL ME! " Vegeta screamed.
" What? " Goku said, shocked, " Oh little buddy I'd NEVER do such a thing to you. "
" YES YOU WERE! She said THAT'S why you were turning down my oxygen, if you turned it
down far enough I'd run out of it and DIE. And you wouldn't be blamed because they would think
of it as an ACCIDENT. " Vegeta said with distaste as Goku-tachi stared at him in horror while
Vegeta continued to re-tell them everything Pan had said during her visit to see him.
" Veggie that's not true. " Goku protested, reaching out towards him, " You're my
friend. And a very special one. " he grinned stupidly, " Now come over here & gimmie a BIG HUG! "
" NO! "
" Aww, come here, you know you want one. " Goku grinned wider.
" And you're SURE you're NOT going to kill me. " Vegeta said, backing up.
" I'm sure I'm not going to kill you. " Goku re-assured him.
" Toussan, Goku isn't going to hurt you. " Bura smiled, " Besides, it'll make you feel
a whole lot better. "
" Well... " Vegeta said hesitantly, then sighed in defeat, " Oh what the heck. " he said,
then walked over to Goku, who grabbed the ouji & hugged him.
" There, don'tcha feel oh-so-much-better now? " Goku said happily.
" So you don't think I'm useless? " Vegeta asked in an innocent manner.
" Naw, I think you're a lotta fun. " Goku answered.
" Really? "
" Yeah...now let's go back home and I can help you pick the glass outta yer butt. "
" You mean, you're not taking me back to the hospital? "
" Nah, you don't deserve to be trapped in that smelly little room anymore than I do,
now comeon. " Goku said as he walked off in the direction of Capsule Corp.
Vegeta smiled, " Well whadda ya know, a happy ending. " he crossed his arms, then glared
upwards, " It's about time. "
" HEY VEDGE! WHATSA MATTER! YOU TOO OLD TO RUN! " Goku shouted.
" Why you.. " Vegeta went SSJ2 and raced after him, " KAKARROT! ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M
GOING TO _DESTROY_ YOU! "
Goku grinned as he paused and looked back at Vegeta, " Yeah right. "
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8:35 PM 7/8/01
Vegeta: (sitting at the desk) The End, (sarcastically) Whoopee.
[feels a tap on his shoulder] Kakarrot cut that out!
Goku: That's not me, that Chu-sama.
Vegeta: Oh, it's just her--WHAT! [whips around to see Chuquita smiling at him] What are YOU
doing here! I tied you up! I locked you in the blasted closet!
Chuquita: For a second I almost forgot who was IN CHARGE of this fic. I used my "author powers"
and just zapped myself out of there.
Goku: (gasps at Vegeta) You LIED to me! How COULD you!
Vegeta: Oh stuff it Bakarrot, you're the one who believed me in the first place.
Chuquita: Yes, well, you did a (glares at Vegeta) VERY BAD THING. Some of which are PUNISHABLE
by my own personal Co-host laws. [takes a piece of paper out of her pocket & snaps it, to reveal
a 10ft long list] 1) insulted host, 2) took host hostage, 3) called host Onna, which host is not
very fond of at all, 4) lied to fellow co-host, 6) attempted to trick host w/sweet talk, 7) --
Vegeta: What happened to 5?
Chuquita: (narrows her eyes at Vegeta and hastily scribbles down on paper) 5) Questioned host
about her list.
Vegeta: DOH! (smacks himself on the forehead)
Chuquita: (rolls up the paper & sticks it back in her pocket) To make a long story short, YOU
OWE ME!
Vegeta: (smirks) What're you gonna do, fire me?
Chuquita: Nope, I have a better idea, (zaps Vegeta with her finger in a "Sabrina the teenage
witch" manner) (to audiance) Tune in for the next "Corner" when we'll have a "kinder, gentler"
saiyajin no ouji (grins evilly at Vegeta)
Goku: Yeah! Veggie's gonna wash my feet! [puts his bare feet on the desk, which are full of mud,
sewage, and smell like rotting fish]
Chuquita: The next fic is gonna take place back on Bejito-sei. When Veggie was still little and
when Goku was still Kakarrot and plotting to take over Earth!
Goku: Hai, it's our chibi-selves! The same ones from the "Albaquerque" incident, only without the
us from the present this time.
Chuquita: (nods) It's entitled, "The Return Return of the Masked Avenger"! And I'll try to have
Part 1 up before I leave for the beach next Sunday.
Goku: See ya later!