***It's one of those slow days. Everyone save Cloud and Sarah are gone from the Place...***
Sarah- *turns to Cloud* So..
Cloud- *paranoid* Did you hear something?
Sarah- Nope.
Cloud- *mutters* I swore I heard something.. *looks around wildly*
Sarah- I didn't...
Cloud- Maybe it's.. Tifa?!
Sarah- *looks around* I don't see her..
Cloud- *points* There she is!! Run!!
Sarah- *sees her cat* Um, Cloud? That's my cat..
Cloud- Oh. Okay. *sighs* With all this wheelchair business.. I'm starting to fear for my life.
Sephiroth- *stumbles into the room, carrying a large bottle of clear liquid* Hey!
Sarah- Hi Sephiroth.. *notices the bottle* What's that?
Sephiroth- *thinks* I dunno. I found it under the big tree outside.. It had a peice of paper taped to it that said 'This is good. Drink it.'....
Cloud- Lemme have a drink.
Sarah- No!! It might be poisoned!! *tries to grab the bottle*
Sephiroth- *hands the bottle to Cloud*
Cloud- *takes the bottle and drinks* Yum.
Sarah- If you die, It's not my fault.. *grimaces*
Sephiroth- *waiting for Cloud to drop dead* ..Good?
Cloud- Yep. *leans towards Sarah* Have a drink.
Sarah- No. I don't drink from unlabeled bottles found under trees.. *glares at Sephiroth*
Cloud- Aw, come on..
Sephiroth- Yeah, everyone else is doing it... *still waiting for Cloud to drop dead* Wait a minute, don't drink!
Sarah- *thinks* Well, okay.
Cloud- *gives her the bottle*
Sephiroth- *gulps*
Sarah- *takes a taste test, finding it good. She then proceeds to gulp down half the bottle*
Sephiroth- *sigh of relief*
Cloud- *snores*
Sarah- *mumbles* Tastes... like tea.. *falls down to the floor, sleeping*
Sephiroth- When she wakes up, she'll think I did it on purpose and then.. *he pales* Then She'll give me to Bunni!! *flees*
CJ- *flies in* Bwahahahahaha!!!! It worked! I shall rule the universe!!!
Marlene- *walks in, big innocent eyes even wider than usual* HI, Mister man!!
CJ- *turns* Uh, hey.
Marlene- *grins* I wanna candy bar.
CJ- ...And I care?
Marlene- *her eyes narrows* You're mean!!
Reno-... *blinks* Now I sound like that FF7 loser Rude..
Marlene- *pokes CJ lightly in the stomach*
CJ- *sucks in his breath sharply* uck.. *falls to the floor*
Marlene- HAA! The ancient form of Poke-Ku!! *sits on top of CJ, stealing his wallet and various other things.. Then she ties him up*
Sarah- *starts to come to* Uhhhh..?
Marlene- Eeep! *scuttles out of the room*
***Time passes by***
Sarah- *finally wakes up completely* Ouch, my head.. *looks around*
Cloud- ZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzz.........
Sarah- *frowns* Where is everyone?
CJ- *mumbles through a gag* MMppff!!!
Sarah- *crawls over to CJ, pulling off the gag* What are you doing here, freak?!
CJ-...I was trying to take over the universe and that little kid Marlene came in and beat me up, then stole my money and tied me up!!! *sigh*
Sarah- *rolls her eyes* Right. Now I'm going to give you to Hojo!! *is about to snap her fingers*
Reno- I'm serious!!!
Cloud- ZZzzzZZZZZZzzzzz-!! *chokes on his own breath* -ZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZzz..
Tifa- *runs into the room* Where's Cloud?!
Sarah- *stops, pointing to the floor* He's out cold.
Tifa- Hehe.. *grins, looking up* Oh yeah.. Marlene's body was taken over by some kind of demon.. Just so you know.. *walks over to Cloud*
Sarah- Oh yeah.
Tifa- Hmm?
Sarah- Aeris told me she had a new job today. I guess it was body snatching...
Marlene- *stomps in, wearing (on her four-year-old body) a pink dress, short red jacket, and tacky army boots* Where's Cloud?
Sarah- *laughs at the color scheme of the outfit*
Tifa- *sits on Cloud* I dunno..
Cloud- *struggles for air*
Marlene- *ditzy* Oh! Okay! I'll look somewhere else..
Cloud- Air... need.. air...
Marlene- Hey!!
Sarah-Is for horses.
Tifa- Hey what, wench! Cloud's mine!!
Marlene- *bounds over to Cloud* Nuh uh!! He's now my love slave!!!
Cloud- *gets up, dumping Tifa* WHAT?! I'm not a child molester, Barret'll kill me!!
Marlene- *points to Barret's form, tied up and gagged*
Sarah- When'd that get there?
Cloud- HELP!! *runs away from Tifa and Aeris, who are chasing him*
Sarah- Should I? *looks to CJ*
Reno- *perverted* Please?
Sarah- Ugh!! *snaps her fingers, and CJ is once again transported to Hojo's lab*
CJ- NO!!!
Cloud- Oh dear god!!! *tries to wrench Marlene/Aeris off of his leg and Tifa off of his arm*
Tifa- *keeps a death grip on Cloud * He's MINE!!!
Sarah- *snaps her fingers. Marlene disappears, as well as Tifa*
Cloud- *sighs* Thanks.
Sarah- No prob. *looks for that bottle* Now, for more of that tasty stuff...
CJ- *from far off* HA!! I will rule the universe!!! *runs away*
THE END.
Sephiroth- Please don't end it!!
Sarah- Why?
Sephiroth- I wanna kill someone!!
Sarah- Um, no. You can't be violent unless I say so..
Sephiroth- What if I dressed up like Barney or a Teletubbie?
Sarah- ACK!! No! You wouldn't dare!?
Sephiroth- *shrugs*
Sarah- *shudders* Scary.
THE END