Well, I¡¯m Ryo0oki and I¡¯m back!..
Sorta. I¡¯ll be posting my previous
fics back up as soon as I can find them.
But here¡¯s a kinda short ¡°I¡¯m back and ready to kick ass¡± fic. Hope you like it! =^_^=
Warnings: Yaoi, Nonyaoi, 1x2, 3+4, 5xM,
OOC, chibis, all the works, possibly clich¨¦, overuse of the word ¡®Kawaii¡¯,
fluff
I¡¯m Ba~ack!!!
by Ryo0oki(me!)
¡°Heero?¡¯
¡°Heero?¡±
¡°Hey Heero!!!¡±
¡°Hn?¡±
Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing deathboy
pouted. He sat up, tossing aside
his blanket, and gave Heero a view of himself that many of us would literally
die to see.
¡°Heero,¡± he began, then frowned as Heero
rolled over and put a pillow over his ears. ¡°HEEERO!!! As
my lover you¡¯re going to have to PAY ATTENTION to me!!!!¡± No response.
Duo continued. ¡°Actually, I wanted to talk about the fact that you¡¯re
always on TOP! It¡¯s so not fair!¡±
Heero tossed his pillow at Duo. ¡°Go to sleep baka. It¡¯s 2:30 AM.¡±
Duo pouted some more, and then sighed. ¡°You¡¯re a big MEANIE!!!¡± he popped,
reverting to chibi Duo.
Chibi Duo suddenly felt a strange breeze.
He shivered. ¡°Hee-chan! I¡¯m cold!¡±
Heero sighed at the chibi kawaiiness that
was Duo and let him crawl between his arms. They snuggled kawaiily.
Just then, Chibi Quatre and Chibi Trowa ran
in through a wall. They both
looked very urgent, but then Chibi Quatre looked at the wall and jumped through
it again, followed by Chibi Trowa.
¡°Wai!
This is fun!¡±
Heero sweatdropped when C. Duo ran over to
join them.
SQUEAAK!!
Heero eeped (yes he eeped!) and became a
Chibi. All four stared wide-eyed
at each other.
¡°Wh-what was that?¡± C. Quatre said backing
into C. Trowa.
¡°I dunno,¡± C. Duo whimpered, glomping C.
Heero.
SQUEAK!!!
¡°AAAHHHH!!!¡±
The Chibis began running around in circles,
screaming, except for C. Heero who frowned and muttered (kawaiily)¡±Ninmu
Ryoukai.¡±
And so he set off toward the noise. This involved jumping through the wall
a few times(once to get out, a few (17) times for fun, and once more to get out
again.
¡°I¡¯m scared, Twowa,¡± C. Quatre said, big
kawaii blue eyes, filling up with tears. C. Trowa hugged c. Quatre. They snuggled kawaiily.
Chibi Duo watched Chibi Heero as they crept
closer to the room where the strange sounds were coming from. He sucked his thumb and plopped onto
the floor. ¡°Heewo? Be careful?¡±
Just then, the door began to swing open,
sending C. Heero eeping into C. Duo¡¯s waiting arms. They all stared at the opening door, completelyand totally
and kawaiily terrified. brbr
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Wufei stuck his head out and looked at the
Chibis. ¡°Go play,¡± he said. ¡°I¡¯m busy.¡± Before the Chibis could begin to wonder what he meant, a female voice from
behind Wufei. brbr
¡°Ohh Wuffie-chan¡ it¡¯s your turn with the
handcuffs¡¡±
¡°He..¡± C. Quatre began.
¡°F- fu¡¡± C. Duo continued.
¡°-king¡¡± Trowa said.
¡°with a GIRL¡¡± Heero finished, causing the
chibis to faint dead away.
Wufei smirked, closed to the door and
continued whatever he was doing with those handcuffs.
Somewhere, Ryo0oki smiled kawaii-like and
said, ¡°It¡¯s so good to be back.¡±
~Owari~
Well¡ I¡¯m definitely rusty. Reviews please, or I¡¯ll recede into my
hole again. (pauses) Wait a sec¡ YOU PERVERTS! =^_^= Oh yeah.. speaking about perverts¡ I
hope u noticed that C. Duo was running around in a kawaii black death suit, *not*
his naked ass.
-Ryo0oki
¡°When given a choice between Heero and Duo,
think very, very hard.¡±
