Disclaimer: I don't own any Tenchi Muyo! characters. Have I said this already?

A/N: Thank you to all the people that wrote nice reviews. Anyway, those of you who didn't, well that's too bad for you, because I think my story's pretty cool, but I'm not done yet.

**Kagato's Revenge**

Chapter Three

As you all know, Mihoshi is a very big crybaby. And Kiyone likes to boss people around. But in the midst of the argument they overheard Washu talking about Sasami's problem. So Kiyone grabbed Mihoshi and dragged her into the spaceship Ugami and said, "Mihoshi, did you hear that? We gotta help Sasami!"

"I know, Kiyone!"

"Then what are we waiting for?"

"But . . . but, Kiyone! I need to go to the bathroom!"

"Ugh, Mihoshi, I thought you just went!"

"But, Kiyone, I just had some soda!"

"There's no time!"

"But I really need to go! Waaaaaaaaah!!"

"Oh alright. Then we'll go to Kagato's lair and fix this."

"Should I bring him a fruitcake, Kiyone?"

"Why would you want to do that?"

"Well, I always heard that it was a friendly gesture."

"We don't want to be friendly, Mihoshi, we want to arrest him! And I thought you had to go to the bathroom!"

"Well, I did, but I just realized I don't."

"OK, then, c'mon, let's go!" And they flew towards Kagato's lair.

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Getting back to Kagato. He was up to no good planning a new way to get to Sasami. Then he heard a knock at the door.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!

"Is anyone gonna get the door?!" Kagato yelled. "Oh yeah! I'm the only one here. He he he." Kagato opened the door. "Oh. Hi Tokimi." He said.

"Just because I'm your ex-wife doesn't mean you have to be rude, Kagato," Tokimi replied.

To be continued . . .