Disclaimer: I don't own any Tenchi Muyo! characters. Have I said this already?
A/N: Thank you to all the people that wrote nice reviews. Anyway, those of you who didn't, well that's too bad for you, because I think my story's pretty cool, but I'm not done yet.
**Kagato's Revenge**
Chapter Four
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"But Tokimi, the only reason I left you was because I saw you with another guy," Kagato said.
"The only reason I was with that other guy was because YOU were with that other girl!" Tokimi explained.
"Well, which one?"
"Oh you know which one!"
"Oh yeah, Ayeka!"
"Duh, you knumbskull."
"But, you don't understand! I-I just captured her, that's all."
"Oh. And I suppose you just captured Ryoko, too!"
"Well, I'd sure like to think so . . ."
"Well, alright."
"Soooooo . . . want a drink?"
"No, actually I came to ruin your plan."
"But . . . Muffin . . ."
"Well, Cupcake, I despise you."
Just then, Mihoshi and Kiyone blast through the door.
Kiyone said: "Hands up! Anything you say can and WILL be used against you!"
Mihoshi said: "Do you have a bathroom?"
Kagato and Tokimi completly ignored them.
"I really need to use the bathroom!" Mihoshi complained.
"Not now!" Kagato said.
"Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase?"
"NO! Not now!"
"Never mind. I don't need to use the bathroom anymore."
"MIHOSHI!! You had better not done what I think you did!" Kiyone said.
Sure enough, Mihoshi is standing in a puddle on Kagato's nice, clean carpet.
"Is it just me, or are galaxy policemen supposed to be potty-trained?" Tokimi asked.
"Yes, but in Mihoshi's case, no," Kiyone answered. "But never mind that, you're under arrest anyway, so shut up."
"Get out of here, you're ruining my day with Muffin," Kagato whined.
"MUFFIN?!" Kiyone and Mihoshi said in unisin.
"Excuse me MR. Kagato-Man-Sir," Mihoshi said.
"Yes, what is it?"
"Well, why are you calling Tokimi 'muffin'?"
"WHY DO YOU THINK, YOU DIMWITTED LITTLE GIRL?!"
"Sorry, Mr. Kagato-Man-Sir, I didn't know," Mihoshi said, beginning to cry.
Then Tenchi, Ryoko, and Ayeka storm in, ready to fight. Ayeka, noticing the gruesome puddle under Mihoshi's feet, screams. Kagato grabs Ryoko, and says: "Yes! I've done it!"
Tokimi turns to Kagato and says: "I knew it! I knew you liked her all along! And that is why I don't ever want to see you again or call you 'cupcake'!!" At these last words, Tokimi shuddered.
"What?! Me and him?! That's the worst thing you've said all day!" Ryoko said.
"Alright, alright! Just let Ryoko go and let us get out of here!" Tenchi pleaded.
Then Ayeka, using her cleverness, climbs up to Kagato's machine, and pointed it at Kagato and Tokimi. In a smoke of dust, two little kids come out, yelling and yapping at each other. So as they're arguing, Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Mihoshi, Kiyone, and Ryo-Ohki sneak back home and start a new dayof arguing and confusion.
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A/N: Thank you to all the people that wrote nice reviews. Anyway, those of you who didn't, well that's too bad for you, because I think my story's pretty cool, but I'm not done yet.
**Kagato's Revenge**
Chapter Four
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
"But Tokimi, the only reason I left you was because I saw you with another guy," Kagato said.
"The only reason I was with that other guy was because YOU were with that other girl!" Tokimi explained.
"Well, which one?"
"Oh you know which one!"
"Oh yeah, Ayeka!"
"Duh, you knumbskull."
"But, you don't understand! I-I just captured her, that's all."
"Oh. And I suppose you just captured Ryoko, too!"
"Well, I'd sure like to think so . . ."
"Well, alright."
"Soooooo . . . want a drink?"
"No, actually I came to ruin your plan."
"But . . . Muffin . . ."
"Well, Cupcake, I despise you."
Just then, Mihoshi and Kiyone blast through the door.
Kiyone said: "Hands up! Anything you say can and WILL be used against you!"
Mihoshi said: "Do you have a bathroom?"
Kagato and Tokimi completly ignored them.
"I really need to use the bathroom!" Mihoshi complained.
"Not now!" Kagato said.
"Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase?"
"NO! Not now!"
"Never mind. I don't need to use the bathroom anymore."
"MIHOSHI!! You had better not done what I think you did!" Kiyone said.
Sure enough, Mihoshi is standing in a puddle on Kagato's nice, clean carpet.
"Is it just me, or are galaxy policemen supposed to be potty-trained?" Tokimi asked.
"Yes, but in Mihoshi's case, no," Kiyone answered. "But never mind that, you're under arrest anyway, so shut up."
"Get out of here, you're ruining my day with Muffin," Kagato whined.
"MUFFIN?!" Kiyone and Mihoshi said in unisin.
"Excuse me MR. Kagato-Man-Sir," Mihoshi said.
"Yes, what is it?"
"Well, why are you calling Tokimi 'muffin'?"
"WHY DO YOU THINK, YOU DIMWITTED LITTLE GIRL?!"
"Sorry, Mr. Kagato-Man-Sir, I didn't know," Mihoshi said, beginning to cry.
Then Tenchi, Ryoko, and Ayeka storm in, ready to fight. Ayeka, noticing the gruesome puddle under Mihoshi's feet, screams. Kagato grabs Ryoko, and says: "Yes! I've done it!"
Tokimi turns to Kagato and says: "I knew it! I knew you liked her all along! And that is why I don't ever want to see you again or call you 'cupcake'!!" At these last words, Tokimi shuddered.
"What?! Me and him?! That's the worst thing you've said all day!" Ryoko said.
"Alright, alright! Just let Ryoko go and let us get out of here!" Tenchi pleaded.
Then Ayeka, using her cleverness, climbs up to Kagato's machine, and pointed it at Kagato and Tokimi. In a smoke of dust, two little kids come out, yelling and yapping at each other. So as they're arguing, Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Mihoshi, Kiyone, and Ryo-Ohki sneak back home and start a new dayof arguing and confusion.
=-=THE=-=END=-=