The Princess Bride
The Three…Peeps?
*~A White Rose Petal~*
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A/N: We're starting off straight into the story…
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Hitomi was just knocked out and the girl with the pouch picked up her shoulders and dragged her onto the boat. The boy was already sitting down and blowing bubbles from on of those 'Mr. Bubbles' things. The girl with the sword nodded her head sadly as she got into the ship.
"Dude, you've got to grow up sooner or later you know?" She told him. NintendoDUDE just blew more bubbles her way.
Jorge looked at his father strangely.
"NintendoDUDE?! When the heck was this book made??" He asked. His grandfather just shrugged.
"Somewhere in the seventies. This book is still being made." Jorge nodded his head and then his eyes snapped open.
"Still being made?!?!"
"Yeah, now be quiet. The girl with the pouch made sure that Hitomi was alright where she had laid her down.
"What now?" She asked, looking over to NintendoDUDE. NintendoDUDE looked at her blankly for a moment. He blinked. The girl with the sword groaned.
"Say something!" She whispered to him. He nodded his head. He stepped out of the boat and ripped some cloth and put it on the horse.
"What is that you are ripping NintendoDUDE?" Sword girl asked.
"Fanailian cloth. Fanailia is the sworn enemy of DragonSlay. When the prince finds the horse with the cloth, he'll think the Fanailian's have abducted his love. We'll kill her on Fanailian land. When Dilandau sees her body dead, his suspicions will be conformed!" The girl with the pouch looked up at him with wide eyes.
"You never said anything about killing anyone!" She said. NintendoDUDE glared at her.
"I don't care! I hired you and get with it!"
"I still don't think it's right…killing an innocent girl."
"Did I just hear the word 'think' come out of your mouth?! I didn't hire you to think! I hired you to keep Rose from typing things about me!"
"I agree with Angel."
"And your both nuts, now can we get a move on here?" NintendoDUDE said. The other two groaned but did as he told. NintendoDUDE went to the front of the boat, Rose walked over to Angel, to get her to feel better.
"NintendoDUDE likes to…fuss." She said.
"Fuss, Fuss, I think he likes to scream…at us!"
"He probably means no…harm."
"He's very very short on…charm!"
"You have a great gift for rhyme!"
"Yes, yes, from time to time!"
"Angel, are there any rocks ahead?"
"If there are, we'll all be dead!"
"No more rhymes now! I mean it!" That was NintendoDUDE.
"Anybody want a peanut?" Angel said.
"AGH! Your worse than my sister!"
"Be careful with that! You might get a blister!"
"Stop that!"
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Slowly the day turned to night and they were still on the water. Rose looked over the other edge of the boat for about the fifth time. NintendoDUDE was getting annoyed by it.
"We'll reach the cliffs by dawn? Why are you doing that?" He asked Rose, or his sister in other words.
"I'm making sure that nobody's following us."
"That would be inconceivable."
"Despite what you think, you will be caught and when you are, the prince will see you all hanged." Hitomi said hotly. She woke up from where she was before and glaring at NintendoDUDE.
"Of all the necks on this boat highness, the one you should be worrying about is your own." That shut Hitomi up for a while. Rose looked over the side of the boat again. "Stop doing that! We can all relax now! It's almost over! Gosh!"
"Are you sure that nobody's following us?"
"As I told you, it would be absoulutley totally inconceivable! Nobody in DragonSlay know what we've done and nobody from Fanailia could have gotten here so fast!" NintendoDUDE looked over the boat a bit and then brought his head back up, "By the way, why do you ask?"
"Oh, I just looked over the side of the boat and somebody's there…"
"What?" DUDE hopped from his seat and ran over by Rose to see what she was looking at. "Probably just some local fisherman…in the middle of swimming dragon infested water…" They heard a splash behind them and turned around to see Hitomi making a break for it. NintendoDUDE pointed to the water. "Well, go in after her!" He yelled at Rose.
"I don't have a swimsuit!" He looked at Angel.
"I only dog paddle!"
"Arg!" He said. "Vere left!" He ran down the two stairs and went to the closet spot they could near where Hitomi was swimming. "Left, Left!" Angel pointed to the water.
"What's that?" She whispered a weird sound was coming out of the water. NintendoDUDE grinned a little bit. "Do you know what that sound is highness?" He yelled at Hitomi. "That's the sound of shrieking dragons! It's the call they make when their about to eat human flesh! If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you! I doubt you'll get such an offer from the dragons!" He said. She started to swim back and right before she got on the boat the dragon came up and she screamed. Angel put some of her powder onto the dragon, knocking it out, and brought Hitomi back into the boat. NintendoDUDE put her cuffs back on her right away.
"I think he's getting closer!" Rose said from her spot. She was talking about the boat that she saw before.
"Ignore him! He's no concern of ours!" He looked back at Hitomi. "I suppose you think your brave right, Highness?" He asked her, glaring.
"Only compared to some." She said shivering lightly. NintendoDUDE growled a little bit but that was all. He stood up again.
The sun was coming out, showing that it was dawn.
"Look! He is on front of us!" Rose shouted to the others. Her brow wrinkled in confusion. "I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using…" she wondered. NintendoDUDE was at the front of the boat with Hitomi. He was grinning wickedly, scaring the others a little bit.
"Whoever he is, he's to late!" NintendoDUDE pointed to the cliffs that were in front of him. "Look! The cliffs of insanity!" He laughed at that. Rose looked over at Angel a little confused and whispered to her.
"And we're going to climb them because…?" She asked. Angel just shrugged a little bit.
"Quickly move that thing and and the other thing!" NintendoDUDE was yelling at them. "With Angel's powders, we'll be able to make our own dock and then make it disapear and then use another one to make the ropes move us up!" He said. Angel looked into her pouch.
"Does anybody have any flour? My pouch doesn't seem so full…" She said. NintendoDUDE hit his forehead with his hand.
"I can't believe this…" He mumbled.
Soon, Angel had made the dock and it had already appeared. They put the rope harnesses around them and the ropes started to pull them all up the cliffs, leaving the 'fisherman' on the ground.
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A/N: Sorry that I got this out so late! I didn't get all Granpa Jorge parts in it but ::shrug:: I couldn't think. My hands are tired right now so…toodles!
~AWRP