Quidditch In The Buff
"SCORE! Hah! Off comes a layer!" Lily exclaimed. She and
Arabella Figg exchanged high fives and started giggling as James and Sirius
took off…their socks.
"Ooh la la!" Arabella called at the boys. James and
Sirius were exchanging amused glances, as this was only the first goal of their
game of strip quidditch.
It was dark, but the moon produced enough light for the
group of four to see what they were doing on the pitch…well sorta. They
couldn't make any light because if they got caught out here, they would have
detentions for all eternity (or at least the rest of the school year). It was
the boys versus the girls in this game of quidditch with the ultimate goal…to
have the other team playing in the nude. And the girls had scored the first
goal.
"Well we're just getting started, aren't we James?"
Sirius asked.
"Yeah, watch this!" James said, and at that moment he
threw up the quaffle, Sirius catching it, then the two streaked down the pitch,
passing it back and forth until they were at the goals. They stopped, waiting
for the girls to catch up with them, then James effortlessly plopped the
quaffle into the goal.
"Socks, ladies," James smiled at Sirius as they watched
the girls take off their socks and whisper to each other, shooting mischievous
glances at the boys.
"We're never going to win like this!" Arabella exclaimed
in a whisper.
"I know…we're no match for two boys who are star
quidditch players," said Lily, thinking. "We'll just have to play dirty," Lily
said, raising an eyebrow.
"I think I see where you are going with this," Arabella
said as both of the girls started to giggle. They regained composure and flew
over to the boys.
"Since we are at a disadvantage, it is only fair that we
get to go first," Arabella said innocently. Arabella took the quaffle and
started to fly towards the goal. When Sirius attempted to steal it from her,
she immediately went into a tailspin, heading straight for the ground. James
and Sirius flew to Arabella as fast as their brooms could take them, Lily
following trying to hide the grin on her face. Arabella was now on the ground,
holding the quaffle, looking dazed.
"Bella-you alright?" Sirius asked genuinely concerned.
"Mmm…" Arabella mumbled. "I…I…I…I think you should start
undressing!" Arabella squeaked out before she erupted into fits of laughter, as
she threw the quaffle to Lily who promptly flew to the goal, giggling, and then
sticking the ball through the hoop.
"I think that will be your robe, Sirius," Arabella
giggled. Sirius had a look of disbelief on his face.
"I think not! Cheaters! You two are nothing but dirty
cheaters!" Sirius exclaimed. James was nodding at his words.
"Oh no no! I think not! We scored, regardless of how. And
I believe one score equals one strip." Lily was grinning devilishly. "Now." The
boys took off their cloaks, looking almost amused by the girls' antics. They
gave each other a knowing look and then got back on their brooms. Lily had the
quaffle, and as she was trying to pass it to Arabella, James intercepted it and
did a half turn towards his goal. Lily kicked her broom into gear caught up
with him.
"You wouldn't believe what I'm going to do with you after
we win this match," Lily whispered into James' ear. James' jaw dropped, along
with the quaffle. Arabella was under him, ready to receive the quaffle. She
caught it easily, turned, and sped for the goal. Sirius was grabbing her so she
lobbed the ball as hard as she could towards the goal. The ball bounced on the
goal post as it went in.
"Not again!" Sirius exclaimed. Arabella was grinning.
Both the boys blushed a little, knowing that their next layer was their
Hogwarts sweater. This caused the girls to giggle even more. The boys shed
their sweaters (leaving only a button down shirt) and remounted their brooms.
This was serious now. They were on a mission. James flew off with the quaffle.
The boys put their quidditch skills to work. They passed the quaffle back and
forth, easily dodging the girls' efforts, and Sirius threw the ball through the
hoop.
"Robes."
The girls took off their robes, exchanging giggly looks
with each other. Arabella started with
the quaffle, dodging Sirius and then passing it to Lily. James was catching up
to Lily, and fast too. Lily was laughing already, but when James finally caught
up with her and started to tickle her, she was giggling so hard her eyes were
watering. "James!" she squealed. "Not fair! Not fair!" She dropped the quaffle,
trying to bat James away before she fell off her broom from laughing so much.
Sirius and Arabella were both under the couple, and they fought over who would
get it. Finally, Sirius got the quaffle away from Arabella, even though she was
practically hanging off of him. Sirius ducked under Lily, passing the quaffle
in between Lily and Arabella and James, who was behind him. James maneuvered
through the girls, and did a flip just to tease them. Lily was attacking him, so James threw the ball as hard as he
could at the goal. And it went in. Sirius patted James on the back. After their
sweaters, the girls were only in their jumpers. And after that…James blushed at
thinking what was after that. He looked over at Sirius, who seemed to be doing
the One-more-score-and-I-see-bloomers dance. James grinned
Arabella and Lily exchanged a nod and a smile. James was
up with the quaffle, Lily close behind. Lily caught up to him and winked at
Arabella before engaging James in a passionate kiss. During this time, Lily
easily took the quaffle out of his arms and into her own. She pulled away, one
eyebrow raised, with a smile on her face. James didn't realize why until she
held up the quaffle, then passed it to Arabella who scored easily.
"Mr. Potter…I believe you are wearing one too many
articles of clothing," Lily asked cheekily.
"You too Mr. Black." Arabella was now standing next to Lily, who was
giggling profusely as Arabella cat called to the boys. This stopped almost immediately
as the boys took off their shirts. Their eyes widened and they were astonished
at these rippling muscles and rock-hard-washboard stomachs.
"Wow" was all either of them could manage to mumble at
their shirtless boyfriends.
"Well, come on now…let's play!" said Sirius sheepishly,
blushing. The girls mounted their brooms, a dazed look on their faces. "This
should be easy" James muttered to himself. And it was. The boys promptly
scored, but not much to their surprise.
Just as the girls landed to take off their jumpers, they
heard the groundskeeper, August Milch, coming towards the pitch. All of their
faces were etched in fear. Lily seemed
to have her head on straight, and performed a Shrinking Charm on their clothes
and brooms, so they were miniscule, and transformed herself into a leaf.
Arabella quickly changed into a dandelion, and both of the boys transformed
themselves into twigs. Milch seemed to
sense someone was there, because he looked around very carefully before
leaving, looking almost disappointed that he didn't catch anyone. After he
left, the group gathered their things quickly (after performing the
counter-charm of course).
Later that night, as Sirius and James were putting on
their pajamas, they were thinking about the match that had occurred earlier.
"Damn-if it wasn't for that bloody git Milch,
those two would have only been in their bloomers," Sirius sighed. "I
know, I know, but let's not dwell on what could have been," James said, also
sighing.
The boys went to bed with a smile on their faces that
night as they thought about how much fun they had had earlier.
As James fell asleep he thought to himself-"Just one more
goal…one measily goal." He rolled over, sighed, and fell asleep.
So…now I have changed my
mind…this is now it's own story and I am making a separate story for my
Harry/Ginny fluff.
Hee hee…I need to stop
changing my mind
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