Trix are for Kids
Disclaimer:I don't own DBZ. I wish I was Akira Toriyama...Then I would've created Trunks and Vegeta all for myself! *evil snicker*
Author Notes: This is just another version of how I think Bulma and Vegeta became. Enjoy :)
A Sick Trick
( A/N: Bulma's plan is incredibly ridiculous. This chapter is supposed to be sick and retarded. Bulma will go back to her intellegent self in the next chapter. Ja ne')
Vegeta stood beside Bulma and awaited her.
"So...what am I supposed to do?" Vegeta asked.
"Well....."
Bulma whispered into Vegeta's ear the details to her plan. His eyes widened with every second that passed. He gave her a "have you lost your fucking mind" stare. Vegeta gave in with the plan and made Bulma aware that he was ready. All Vegeta could say to Bulma was " Aren't you a bit to old to be doing childing tricks?".
Vegeta entered the room and got Yamcha's attention.
"Hey Maggott!"
Yamcha turned around and Bulma snuck up behind Yamcha.
"How's your training?" Vegeta asked.
"Well it's go-oooo-wiiiinnnggg gr......"
Yamcha couldn't finish his response because Bulma had sprayed her drunk spray on his head. Yamcha was drunker than an old man on the corner at New Years Eve. Yamcha fell to the floor and began to act like a baby...literally. Vegeta looked on in disgust. Then Bulma stripped Yamcha down to his underware and asked for the rubber woman.
"Tell me woman....why must you do this?"
"Becuase Yamcha is such a smart ass. I want to break up with him, but I don't wanna hurt his feelings. This way we are all happy." Bulma replied.
Bulma got up and opened the door and her friends came in and stripped aswell. Bulma told them to go near Yamcha and act stupid. Bulma put the rubber woman on top of him then took 7 pictures. Then her friends left and all that was remaining was a drunk Yamcha, naked, lying on his back, on the wooden floor. Bulma examined the pictures she took and was happy. She was going to accuse Yamcha of doing crimes that he didn't do, break up with him, and be free.
*********Bulma is now back to normal!**********
Bulma walked up to Yamcha's drunken body which was now probably sober due to the time that has passed, she puts her mouth a couple of centimeters from his ear and screams his name.
"Yamcha!!!!!"
"What...huh...what's goin on?" Yamcha werily asked.
Bulma went into acting mode instantly.
"What's goin on? How can you have the nerve to ask?" Bulma yelled.
"I'm serious baby, what's goin on?" Yamcha asked in a concern tone.
"Don't 'Baby' me! How could you?" Bulma asked.
"Do what?" Yamcha cluelessly asked.
"Cheat on me looser!" Bulma replied.
Bulma handed Yamcha photos that were previously taken. Yamcha couldn't believe his eyes. Yamcha denied everything and demanded his innocence, which he was. Bulma ignored him and escorted Yamcha to the door. Yamcha looked back onto Vegeta's face. The scowl of disgust and annoyance on Vegeta's face never changed, well it never does. Yamcha assumed that Vegeta was disgusted, which he was. Then Yamcha spoke.
"This is an April Fools Joke right?"
"Joke, Please!" Bulma replied.
"I get it, this is a joke to dump me and go with Vegeta!" Yamcha concluded. Bulma's other part of her plan was revealed. Vegeta's scowl changed to confusion.
*Could that woman want me so bad that she'd leave the weakling and come to me?* Vegeta thought.
Bulma's plan backfired. She didn't know that Yamcha would figure it out.
*Oh Shit! Who knew that Yamcha wasn't completely stupid. I wonder what Vegeta's thinking.* Bulma thought.
Bulma turned to Vegeta who still had that look of confusion on his face which was priceless.
"Fine Bulma, if you wanna be like that then we ARE through!"
Yamcha flew out the door and left Bulma alone with Vegeta. Bulma got up from off her knees and walked towards Vegeta and looked him in the eye and asked him....
"So....what's it gonna be?"
Oooohhhh. Tough decision. What will Vegeta do? Sorry for making Bulma's plan sound completely and utterly retarded. I had a different plan but it couldn't work because of small things. Please review. Don't hurt my feelings.
Disclaimer:I don't own DBZ. I wish I was Akira Toriyama...Then I would've created Trunks and Vegeta all for myself! *evil snicker*
Author Notes: This is just another version of how I think Bulma and Vegeta became. Enjoy :)
A Sick Trick
( A/N: Bulma's plan is incredibly ridiculous. This chapter is supposed to be sick and retarded. Bulma will go back to her intellegent self in the next chapter. Ja ne')
Vegeta stood beside Bulma and awaited her.
"So...what am I supposed to do?" Vegeta asked.
"Well....."
Bulma whispered into Vegeta's ear the details to her plan. His eyes widened with every second that passed. He gave her a "have you lost your fucking mind" stare. Vegeta gave in with the plan and made Bulma aware that he was ready. All Vegeta could say to Bulma was " Aren't you a bit to old to be doing childing tricks?".
Vegeta entered the room and got Yamcha's attention.
"Hey Maggott!"
Yamcha turned around and Bulma snuck up behind Yamcha.
"How's your training?" Vegeta asked.
"Well it's go-oooo-wiiiinnnggg gr......"
Yamcha couldn't finish his response because Bulma had sprayed her drunk spray on his head. Yamcha was drunker than an old man on the corner at New Years Eve. Yamcha fell to the floor and began to act like a baby...literally. Vegeta looked on in disgust. Then Bulma stripped Yamcha down to his underware and asked for the rubber woman.
"Tell me woman....why must you do this?"
"Becuase Yamcha is such a smart ass. I want to break up with him, but I don't wanna hurt his feelings. This way we are all happy." Bulma replied.
Bulma got up and opened the door and her friends came in and stripped aswell. Bulma told them to go near Yamcha and act stupid. Bulma put the rubber woman on top of him then took 7 pictures. Then her friends left and all that was remaining was a drunk Yamcha, naked, lying on his back, on the wooden floor. Bulma examined the pictures she took and was happy. She was going to accuse Yamcha of doing crimes that he didn't do, break up with him, and be free.
*********Bulma is now back to normal!**********
Bulma walked up to Yamcha's drunken body which was now probably sober due to the time that has passed, she puts her mouth a couple of centimeters from his ear and screams his name.
"Yamcha!!!!!"
"What...huh...what's goin on?" Yamcha werily asked.
Bulma went into acting mode instantly.
"What's goin on? How can you have the nerve to ask?" Bulma yelled.
"I'm serious baby, what's goin on?" Yamcha asked in a concern tone.
"Don't 'Baby' me! How could you?" Bulma asked.
"Do what?" Yamcha cluelessly asked.
"Cheat on me looser!" Bulma replied.
Bulma handed Yamcha photos that were previously taken. Yamcha couldn't believe his eyes. Yamcha denied everything and demanded his innocence, which he was. Bulma ignored him and escorted Yamcha to the door. Yamcha looked back onto Vegeta's face. The scowl of disgust and annoyance on Vegeta's face never changed, well it never does. Yamcha assumed that Vegeta was disgusted, which he was. Then Yamcha spoke.
"This is an April Fools Joke right?"
"Joke, Please!" Bulma replied.
"I get it, this is a joke to dump me and go with Vegeta!" Yamcha concluded. Bulma's other part of her plan was revealed. Vegeta's scowl changed to confusion.
*Could that woman want me so bad that she'd leave the weakling and come to me?* Vegeta thought.
Bulma's plan backfired. She didn't know that Yamcha would figure it out.
*Oh Shit! Who knew that Yamcha wasn't completely stupid. I wonder what Vegeta's thinking.* Bulma thought.
Bulma turned to Vegeta who still had that look of confusion on his face which was priceless.
"Fine Bulma, if you wanna be like that then we ARE through!"
Yamcha flew out the door and left Bulma alone with Vegeta. Bulma got up from off her knees and walked towards Vegeta and looked him in the eye and asked him....
"So....what's it gonna be?"
Oooohhhh. Tough decision. What will Vegeta do? Sorry for making Bulma's plan sound completely and utterly retarded. I had a different plan but it couldn't work because of small things. Please review. Don't hurt my feelings.