Title: "Pretty fly for a fat guy"
Artist: The Offspringer
Album: Americanananana

You know it's kind of hard
just to get a cake today.
Our icecream isn't cool
But he takes it anyway.
He may not have a clue
and he may not have class.
but everything he lacks
Is double with his @$$.

So don't do that,because he's fat.
You know he really wants to eat a pussy cat.
He's gonna eat a dog,eat it like a hog.
Share,no way Share, no way.
So if there's no fee, for gluttony.
Atleast you know he'll always eat Ben & Jerry's..
The world needs cow's..
So do that fat guy thing.

Chorus:
Give it to me fatty (nuh uh nuh uh)
Give it to me fatty (nuh uh nuh uh)
Give it to me fatty (nuh uh nuh uh)
And all da skinnies say he's
Pretty fly for a fat guy.

He needs some cool foods,
not just any will suffice.
But they didn't have cherry
so he bought italian ice.
Now cruising in his Beetle,he sees some skinnies as he pass
but if he looks twice
They gonna kick his fat @$$

Now he getting a tattoo.
He's getting ink done
he asked for "Cool" but they drew "Fat one"
They say he tries to hard
and he's got fat lips
as well as big behind
and he's got jell-o hips.

So don't do that,because he's fat.
You know he really wants to eat a pussy cat.
He's gonna eat a dog,eat it like a hog.
Share,no way Share, no way.
So if there's no fee, for gluttony.
Atleast you know he'll always eat Ben & Jerry's..
The world needs cow's..
So do that fat guy thing.

(chorus)