This is kinda stupid, but you'll have
to suffer anyway! If it gets boring, then just scroll to the bottom for a
special preview. Heheee.
It was "High Voltage" but now it's
"Omniscience". Here we go…
Starts out with Crayak and Drode
standing center. Ellimst comes in and does his verse first.
Ellimist:
Crayak….
I've been alterin' fates ever since I was livin in space
Before the rat race, before monkeys
had human traits
I mastered numerology and big-bang theology
Perform terri-forming with telekinetic psychology
Invented the galaxy so I could start
blessin' it
Employing kids to make my point like
an impressionist
Many aliens have tried to shake us
But I twists my cords and double
helixes to show them what
I'm made of ! ( he disappears as Drode dives for him
and reappears on the other side)
I have many disguises, many faces
And I
cast the spell of life on all of you 4Ds who hate us
So you can try on!
Leave you without a shoulder to cry on
From now to infinity
Let bygones be bygones
I'm all powerful and I want to save this ( the
galaxy)
I tried threats but moved on to a promise
I stomp death with or without accomplice
And run the universe with whoever that wants this!
Omniscience!
(The unforgettable sound)
Omniscience!
(Bringing me up and taking you down)
Omniscience!
(Coming at you from every side)
Omniscience!
(Making the good and evil collide)
Crayak:
Ellimist! ( he shoves Ellimst out of his face and
goes on the offensive)
I
put a kink in the backbones of clones with angry tones
Never satisfy my death jones
Spraying bright red over what you might create
Crayak
and Drode:
My blood type's craillon Technicolor type A!
Crayak:
On the planets, ride with blood rage
And rages of wind and cages of tin that I put all
around
Drode:
Surround sound!
Crayak
and Drode:
Devouring the scene with subliminal gangrene
paintings
Over on your thing
Sing song 'life is great' bullshit
Break civilizations with sticks and
stones tactics
Crayak:
Fourth dimension
Combat convention
Write strategies while every troop
stands at attention
Meant to put you away
Crayak
and Drode:
With the
blissful, fatal, official
16 ream a world missile
Crayak:
While you risk your all
I pick out all your flaws!
Crayak
and Drode:
Spin rah blah blah blah
You can say you saw!
Drode:
Omniscience!
(The unforgettable sound)
Omniscience!
(Bringing me up and taking you down)
Omniscience!
(Coming at you from every side)
Omniscience!
(Making the good and evil collide)
Crayak
and Drode:
Omniscience!
(The unforgettable sound)
Omniscience!
(Bringing me up and taking you down)
Omniscience!
(Coming at you from every side)
Omniscience!
(Making the good and evil collide)
Ellimist:
Sometimes….
Sometimes…
Sometimes I feel like a prophet
Misunderstood, another gun
Like a new disease
Sometimes I feel like a
prophet
Misunderstood, another gun
Like a new disease
Omniscience!
(The unforgettable sound)
Omniscience!
(Bringing me up and taking you down)
Omniscience!
(Coming at you from every side)
Omniscience!
(Making the good and evil collide)
Crayak
and Drode:
Omniscience!
(The unforgettable sound)
Omniscience!
(Bringing me up and taking you down)
Omniscience!
(Coming at you from every side)
Omniscience!
(Making the good and evil collide)
Ellimsit:
Omniscience!
(The unforgettable sound)
Omniscience!
(Bringing me up and taking you down)
Omniscience!
(Coming at you from every side)
Omniscience!
(Making the good and evil collide)
All
three:
Omniscience!
(The unforgettable sound)
Omniscience!
(Bringing me up and taking you down)
Omniscience!
(Coming at you from every side)
Omniscience!
(Making the good and evil collide)
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And now for a preview….
( the camera does a pan of windows, streaking
with rain. That's all we can hear. The camera moves to Colin Mochrie flipping
channels on the TV.)
They thought
it was over…..(
the words appear on the screen)
"It's
time to face reality Colin…" the camera shows a shot of Ryan Styles sitting
on the couch.
" I bet by the end, you'll be laughing
your head off." he says hopefully.
"As they drag me to the asylum…" Colin mutters…( the shot
goes to show Ryan and Colin staring at the TV)
"And now for a special hour-long live
edition of Whose Line is it Anyway!" the Drew on TV says. Colin and Ryan's
faces contort into confusion. Dire music plays
Brrrrrrrrrring! then stops with the
phone. The picture suddenly goes to Colin as he holds the phone.
"Hello?"
"What are you doing?!"
"Drinking a beer, watching Whose Line?
and getting seriously freaked out."
" How is it that I'm here and on live TV?"
"Yeah I'm home and Ryan's here with me."
" If we're all at out homes…then who's on the show?"
says a voice on the phone.
They
thought it would never happen again….( more words appear)
I'M NOT DOING THIS…says another voice and the picture goes slow mo.
"Drew I think it's Lenalaye!"
it goes back into regular mo and Colin says the line as he grips the
phone. He looks at the TV and the phone slides from his hand.
"Ryan, did the show continue at all
while I was talking?" (the camera
focuses on Ryan shaking his head in horror).
Flash!
( camera cuts to the cast standing on
the set)
"Oh my God, they're more!" Greg Proops
gasps as Lenalaye and more fanfiction writers pour onto the set again it's slow
mo.
They shows clips of Ryan and Colin staring at
props that have been set out
Were the camera pans over a line of new fanfiction writers
Pineapple…er I mean….Wrong…..
"Hehehee, now the real fun begins…"
regular mo. as Lenalaye says, with
malevolent grin on her face. The cast all wear expressions of terror and
disgust. ( the song "Who's There?" by Smash Mouth starts playing)
From the creator of New
World, Old Problem and Karma Slave….
"So what? We do another show, get more money, what could possibly go wrong?" says Drew
"Everything." Says Colin as they walk
behind the scenes.
And Animorphs Invades Whose
Line is it Anyway?…..
"No! You don't understand these guys! They can control anything and
everything! They could make you strip and do the macerena!" Wayne exclaims.
"Like if you had five or six drinks? " Chip asks.
Comes
the sequel that will have you laughing and rolling in the isles….
"This is my muse Odrin!" Lenalaye presents a fairy.
"How in the world did you find that
guy?" Jalil asks
"They were showcasing him on
Wednesday's Muse."
"What channel? The Freak Shopping
Network?" Christopher laughs. Odrin
brings out his wand and POOF! ( record scratch) There stands a meercat.
"This is going to get far weirder
before it gets normal…" Brad says. Then a series of clips fly by.
New
characters….Air Wolf and Momo Claus grabbing each other as they plummet
down a tunnel. Jade Mishima and Gem Stoned typing furiously at their computers.
New
games….A Ketran storming onto the set as Chip, Colin and Ryan stand.
Plus games such as Survivor Show, World's Worst, and that one
that's Songs of the___ and others.
New
authority…The camera focuses on a finger pressing the buzzer. ( then the
tile flashes across the screen)
Animorphs Invades Whose Line is it Anyway?:
The Invasion Continues….
"Why does it always have to be my show? This sorta
stuff never happens on Friends!" Drew complains.
Flash!
Coming Fall 2001…….maybe
earlier if I find some freaking time….
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