CHAPTER 13- Vegeta gets a visit

CHAPTER 13- Vegeta gets a visit

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OK so I agree with Angel of Anime, my fic title sucks, but I really can't think of a better one so I want you all to give me suggestions and I'll choose one. Help me out here? I mean no one wants to read a fic with a name like  "weird b/v get together thingy" and it doesn't exactly give them any clue what the fic's about!!

~*Madison*~ no I'm afraid it was a different random Madison gave me the idea for this chapter!! But I am grateful for you frequent reviewing!

Any way sorry for babbling and on with the story…

 The next morning Vegeta awoke and was confused to find that instead of feeling better he had just developed a whole host of other symptoms. Something inside the lower half of Bulma's body felt like it was being held in a vice and twisted, a dull aching pain came in waves and made him slightly dizzy.

Bulma had slept in another room the previous night, she couldn't sleep through his constant sneezing, sniffing and coughing, and so he couldn't even check that these new symptoms didn't mean he was dying or something.

'Perhaps I just ate a few too many oranges. Perhaps fruit gives humans stomach pains…'

He thought, but somehow he could sense that it was something a lot more sinister than that. Suddenly he had a bizarre sinking sensation and ran to the bathroom.

Bulma awoke to find herself still in Vegeta's bed.

'I wonder how the patient feels this morning' she thought as she stretched her tired limbs and yawned.

"WOMAN!!!"

She heard Vegeta call; there was a tone of sheer panic in his voice, which made her leap into action, following the sound of her own voice to the bathroom.

'He'd better not be taking a shower without my supervision!!' she tried to enter the room but the door was locked

"You'd better be brushing your teeth Vegeta or I'm not going to be impressed when I have to break this door down!!!"
'He he, and for once I actually really could break it down!' Bulma was eager to try it just once in her life!

"Never mind that now woman! Why didn't you warn me about the other symptoms of this 'common cold'?"

"What other symptoms Vegeta? Have you got a migraine or something??"

'Oh no, so these other symptoms are unrelated! I'm DYING!!!!' Vegeta found himself short of breath…

"Come on Vegeta I can't help you unless you open the door or at least tell me what you've done to my body!!!" Bulma too was starting to panic by this point

"Well I had a stomach ache when I woke up this morning. It was a bizarre sickening pain unlike any I have ever felt" Vegeta said in a small, worried tone

Bulma started to recognize these symptoms…

"And now I'm, I'm bleeding from…. Down there" he was obviously mortified

Bulma gasped as she remembered the date, it was a couple of days early but all the same she should have warned Vegeta!!!

'How could I have been so inconsiderate!!' she mentally beat herself up as she forced open the door with little difficulty to come to vegeta's aid…

An hour later, Vegeta was back in Bulma's bed, curled up in a ball, with a hot water bottle on his stomach…

'This is the worst week of my life' he thought to himself 'first the woman's pet weakling, then Hasslehoff, then the cold and now this! Why must I be put through such indignities!! Oh I bet kami and his weirdo Arabian friend are having a good old laugh at my expense right now!!!' Vegeta began to growl, his anger building 'I am the prince of a warrior race, not a pathetic woman; these ridiculous concerns are not for me to worry about! I have far more important things to do than waste a whole excruciating week playing earthling!'

"Aaargh!!! I want my easy life back!!!" Vegeta groaned in absolute frustration

Bulma heard this and poked her head round the door to check up on him

His teeth were gritted and he looked like this really was the last straw…

"Vegeta?" she said tentatively

"Grrrr WHAT?"
"I know what you're going through right now Vegeta, this must seem like the end of the world to you. But believe me you're not thinking straight… have you any idea how many different hormones are flying around inside my body right now?? The pain will be all but gone tomorrow and then you'll only have one day left…"
" WOMAN!! I do not need your sympathy, the pain is nothing to me" he lied " I am simply furious that I have to go through this ridiculous charade… my time is precious and I am wasting a whole week of it on living your life of all people's! How could you possibly understand how I feel!!!"

 "Oh because I'm having the time of my life!!!" her voice oozed sarcasm "You may have had to go through a lot while living my life Vegeta but did you ever consider that ultimately, If something had gone wrong you would have suffered a minor embarrassment before going on with your life, where as my life would have been all but ruined!! It's not like you've had to trust me with anything you care about!!!" 

"That's because I don't care about anything!! It's not my fault that you're pathetic!!"

"You absolute jerk! How DARE you call me pathetic? And for what?" she fumed "am I pathetic because I care about my job and my friends and about you? Let me ask you; what has not caring ever done for you other than make this whole affair easier? It hasn't made you any stronger! Kami knows Goku is one of the most caring men alive and he could rip you to pieces!!!"

"I will be stronger than kakkarot! You know that I will attain my goal!!"
"Perhaps Vegeta" Bulma calmed herself, remembering that Vegeta was hormonal " but if you ask me the reason you haven't reached it yet is precisely BECAUSE you don't care about anything else"

"Nonsense woman! You know nothing of the legendary super saiya jin!! I suggest you stop theorizing on subjects which are beyond you and go back to helping to end this sorry chapter of my life!!!"

"Fine I'm going now. Remember that the aspirin are in the top draw if you need then but you can't take any for another couple of hours, or I'll get liver failure and then you'll be sorry!!"

"Humph"

"Whatever Vegeta, I'll see you later" Bulma left the room exhausted and on the verge of tears. Vegeta didn't appear to have noticed but she realized that she had let it slip that she cared about him.

'Kami only knows it's not a good idea to let him know that! He'd call me a sentimental fool!! Ah well for once I thank kami that Vegeta is way too self absorbed to notice these things…'

Back in bulma's room Vegeta pulled his hot water bottle closer and thought about what Bulma had said, for a change.

Oooh unlucky chapter 13!!! Tell me how I did or I'll develop a complex

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