A/N ~~ I was chatting with my friend late at night one time, and she told me this story. So, I thought it would be really funny to warp the story and have a little fun with it. See what happens when you take empty dialogue and add details!!
You have here the story of an insomniac. You have been warned.
Disclaimer ~~ I don't own Mummies Alive! or any of its characters. But if I did…muahahahahaha!
On to the fanfic!
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Taking a Stroll
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I was walking on the sidewalk at the park across from the school. I was just talking a little stroll. Well actually it was a long stroll. Rath hasn't fixed the Hot-Ra yet, so here I am walking. Me walking! Ha! Egypt's greatest charioteer is walking. Well, maybe walking isn't that bad.
I've never really noticed how peaceful it is to walk. Well that was until I noticed the police cars and a very large crowd of people. Looks like there had been a fight here. Crazy teenagers! I hope the prince was not here.
"Nefer-Tina?!"
Who could be calling me? Don't they understand that I'm trying to take a stroll here. I swear that even in the afterlife I can't get anything to go right for me! The Hot-Ra always breaks down and Scarab is always trying to kill us. I swear, Scarab doesn't know when to give up! There I go again. Mother said a lady doesn't swear. Then again, a lady doesn't disguise herself as a man in order to drive chariots.
"Nefer-Tina!"
That's right! Someone's calling me. As I turn towards the voice I'm shocked. It's "Jaky"! I hope he didn't find out that I call him that. I don't want to have another fight with him. I have enough fights with "Mr. Uptight". Oh, there goes another endearing nickname. I got a dozen of them. I got a few for Rath as well, but a lady should never say them. Mother said a lady doesn't go as low as to call someone an offensive name, but I think we've established that I'm not a normal lady.
"Oh, hi…" I say, half shocked at seeing him and half tried. It was a long stroll!
"Hey Nefer-Tina, guess what!" he says in an extremely happy tone.
What's up with Jaky? I think Rath messed up on some spell or something. Jaky isn't so uptight anymore. Whoa! He's smiling. That's something I thought I'd never see, but since I've been a mummy I've seen a whole lot of things.
"My sister got arrested!" he shouted ecstatically.
His sister got arrested? Wait, since when does he have a sister. What in the name of Ra is going on? Why is he so happy. It's so unnatural and scary. I think I'll play dumb here. There's something odd about this whole thing. It smells funny. Oh wait, that's just me. I hate being dead.
"Really?!" I reply and try to fake a laugh.
Okay, so the fake laugh sucked. I think he bought it. Yes, he's nodding! Wait, he's not moving. Why is he staring at me? Creepy! I'm just going to wave good-bye and be on my merry way. Alright, he's not following! That's a good thing. I think.
I'm going to have a talk with Rath when I get back. Wait maybe it was Armon! I knew that too many Beefy Burgers weren't good for you! Poor Jaky, Armon fed him too many Beefy Burgers.
I just wanted to talk a stroll, it may be a very long stroll, but it's a stroll. I think this is what I get for walking. This never happens to me when I take the Hot-Ra. I think when I get back I'm going to call Rath a few endearing nicknames.
Note to self: don't ever walk again and stay away from Beefy Burgers!
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~~ FINI ~~
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A/N ~~ Okay, so it's a bit short. I had very little info to go on…