AN- I would like to give ~*Madison*~ the credit she deserves for giving me the inspiration for the last chapter. I'm very sorry, it's just that there's so many different Madison's out there I didn't realize it was you!!!! Stupid me! *Slaps herself upside the head*
Catgirl26- your comment raises an interesting debate! You see I know Vegeta turned super Saiya Jin when he stopped caring about being the strongest and defeating Goku, but the point I was trying to kinda make last chapter was that to be a super Saiya Jin you have to have a pure heart (well I think you do) and I don't happen to believe that Vegeta has ever been pure evil (close but not quite!) therefore I think he has to have learned to care for people ie Bulma before turning SSJ! Call me a nut if you like, I do have a lot of weird ideas in my head! Sorry for inflicting them on you without a proper explanaition!! *^_^*
CHAPTER 14- Vegeta's dreams
Disclaimer: I don't own dragon ball z or any of these characters, this story is merely a product of my twisted imagination and I am borrowing them to serve it
Vegeta lay in bed and slowly felt the pain subsiding.
'How the woman copes with this every month is beyond me, I shall make a mental note of this date and stay away from her this time next month.' He clambered out of bed, still in Bulma's least flattering pajamas, to go find food. He had a heavy craving for chocolate.
Once in the kitchen he found a large bar of chocolate in a box labeled 'Bulma's secret stash'. No doubt, he considered, the 'stash' existed precisely for occasions such as this and for that reason Bulma would never begrudge him it.
He sat down in the lounge to watch game shows on daytime TV; these were his primary source of general knowledge of the human race. He would have to watch more of these in order to avoid more conversations were the woman could get the upper hand, a dangerous situation indeed, like the other day when she had to explain the concept of money to him. Vegeta didn't like being outsmarted. Suddenly his thoughts turned to the woman
'She said that she cared for me. Foolish woman! And I thought her mother was the only one crazy enough to treat me, the prince of a bloodthirsty, planet purging race, like a weakling member of her own family. I will tolerate it from the mother, she too stupid to know otherwise and she does show me respect by cooking me proper meals on demand, but from the woman?' Vegeta found it strange that an intelligent person such as Bulma would want to treat him like a 'friend'; on further consideration he found it completely unfathomable
'She knows that I am a heartless killer and that I would destroy all of her weakling friends given half a reason. She also knows that her feelings and attitudes toward things are of little consequence to me. I have given her not a single courtesy since my arrival here, I have done nothing to deserve such emotions...I have done nothing but exist…' suddenly it dawned on him 'so the woman has a crush on me eh? That appears to be the only logical explanation. I could have some fun with that information after this situation is over'. Vegeta laughed heartily for a whole minute until he saw wheel of fortune start and decided to return to his in depth study of human 'culture'.
Eventually Vegeta fell asleep In front of the TV and began to dream…
It was his usual nightmare, running through a swirling tunnel with kakkarot just feet away from reach only this time it was slightly different… he found it even harder to run and tripped, looking down at his feet to find a pair of stiletto heels
"Aaaaargh" Vegeta screamed, before looking up to find kakkarot holding out his hand to help him up
"You know Vegeta you really shouldn't run in those shoes. Hey wait a minute? Aren't those women's shoes? Oh I'm sorry Bulma I thought you were Vegeta!!"
"But I am Vegeta!!! I'll kill you kakkarot"
"ssshhh not now Bulma, Yamcha's waiting for you"
Suddenly Vegeta turned to see Yamcha running after him, with hideously huge inflatable lips…
"Bulma! I love you Bulma!!"
"Oh kami no!!!" Vegeta got off the floor onto his feet and chased kakkarot
"kakkarot wait! You have to stop this mad man! I'm Vegeta not Bulma!!!"
Suddenly the purple haired kid from the future appeared alongside kakkarot
"You!" Vegeta was shocked "help me! You have to help me, I can't run in these damned heels and that freak is gaining on me!!!"
He looked back to see that Yamcha was still running, huge inflatable lips first, while he had slowed to tottering along on Bulma's heals. Both kakkarot and the mysterious boy merely smirked and turned supper saiya jin, drifting far ahead of him as usual
"We'll leave you two love birds alone" they said, almost sadistically
"Nooo!!! I'll never catch up to them! Damn these heels! FATHER!!!"
Suddenly Yamcha disappeared and Vegeta was left floating in darkness. His father appeared and Vegeta waited for the reassurance that he would become a super saiya jin but instead his father frowned an lisped
"Face it, I'm more of a woman than you'll ever be Vegeta!!"
"AAAAAAAAAARGH" Vegeta awoke with his father's words still ringing in his ears
"That was just sick…" Vegeta decided that that was the last time he would eat chocolate before sleeping EVER.
He was still tired but after that dream he wanted to avoid sleep at all costs, so he turned his attention back to the television. Half an hour later he was asleep again when Bulma came in for her lunch break.
"Damn appetite, Vegeta won't be impressed when he gets his body back and finds that he's put on a few pounds!"
She jumped out of her skin as she heard mumbling in the lounge,
'Please don't let Vegeta have heard that!'
She poked her head into the lounge and saw him fast asleep in front of the glowing TV with an empty chocolate wrapper on the table in front of him.
"Phew!" she was about to turn back into the kitchen and make herself the mother of all BLTs when she heard him speak…
"Hello Bulma…FATHER! GET OUT OF HER STILETTO HEELS!! How are you today Bulma…" then he went back to snoring
'Aww he's dreaming about me! It sounds like a pretty bizarre dream to me but all the same…. I wonder what that could mean?' suddenly it dawned on Bulma 'so the mighty prince has a crush on me does he? I could have some fun with that when I get my body back' Bulma laughed evilly until the sound of her laughter was eclipsed by that of her rumbling stomach…
Sorry if this was a little short, I usually just try to make each chapter over 1000 words and this one is so…
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