And the nightmare begins again. Only this time, instead of interviewing one show,
we're doing it like a convention. So put down that straitjacket, and don't even think of trying to
call for help, because here we go again.
Oh, and the reporters for this are Rita the Internet Love Goddess (we found her!)
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku (found her too) Ryana-san, MaxDuo (yep, he's back!) the
Hentai Master (because you just gotta love him) Duo the Fake Shinigami (found hm…*insert
evil laughter here*), me, the talented Raye Kushrenada, and a new reporter, Shini (as in short
for Shinigami, as in I don't think him and the Fake Shinigami are going to get along too well)
Now on with the insanity…
Raye Kushrenada: Okay, before we even attempt this, I have to do the legal stuff.
Ryana-san: But we're poor. What could these people possibly sue us for?
the Hentai Master: *evil grin* I could think of something…
MaxDuo: Don't make me beat the crap out of you again. *Yuy Death-Glare*
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Boys, play nicely.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Hell, let them fight. It keeps them busy.
Shini: Hey you, Really Annoying Nerdy guy.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *squeaks* Who…me?
Shini: Yes you. Do the legal things so we can get this over with.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Please don't hurt me. (he's such a coward!)
the Hentai Master: Aw hell, I'll do it again. *clears throat* The dangerous brunette bombshell
from Hell, the lovely online Aphrodite, the blonde warrior, and the emperess of cuteness don't
own any of the trademarked characters we're going to annoy. Neither do the really tall and
freaky Oriental guy, the really tall and cranky guy who beat the crap out of me the last time,
and the nerd.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: I am Shinigami!
Raye Kushrenada: Okay, one: you are the Fake Shinigami. Let's get that straight. Two: thank
you Hentai Master, I'm still not going out with you.
the Hentai Master: Damn it!
MaxDuo: Don't make me hurt you.
Shini: Both of you shut up.
Ryana-san: Okay, here are some people to interview!
The first anime we're going to torture is Tenchi Muyo. It's a real cute series,
but…well…one guy, six girls.
the Hentai Master: Can you say "orgy"?
Shini: How can I shut him up?
Ryana-san: Here. *hands him a cattle prod* This worked the last time.
Shini: Hn. *shrugs, stuns the Hentai Master*
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* This is worse than the last time.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Why are we interviewing these guys?
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: It was either these guys, or we start off with DBZ.
Ryana-san: I think that would've been better.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Yeah…*drools*
Shini: *raises eyebrow* Why is he drooling?
Raye Kushrenada: You really, really, really don't want to know.
MaxDuo: Five bucks says it's because of Goku's sparkling wit.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: I don't think it's called a wit.
Ryana-san: *eyes go wide* Raye, you owe me for this.
Raye Kushrenada: Yeah, I know that.
Shini: What part of this is the interview? Seems like all you're doing is making wise-ass
remarks.
the Hentai Master: Four hot girls are standing around you, and you're complaining? Are you
gay or stupid.
Raye Kushrenada: Oh crap…Shini, don't kill him!
Shini: Why not?
Raye Kushrenada: Because I plan on doing more scripts. The only person you can maim or
otherwise do damage to is the Fake Shinigami.
Shini: Good.
MaxDuo: You're violent.
Shini: And?
MaxDuo: *glares* You're also rude.
Ryana-san: Okay, he's rude, you're cranky. Can we get down to business? This is three pages
of us fighting. It's not even that amusing.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Speak for yourself.
She found the DBZ area. Oh, we are all so screwed.
Vegeta: Get away from me woman!
Raye Kushrenada: Must…refrain from…making jokes…must not ask him…why he…licks…light
sockets for style…
Ryana-san: Go ahead, I'm not stopping you.
the Hentai Master: Do it do it do it!
MaxDuo: Shut up! *stuns the Hentai Master with cattle prod. Again*
Shini: The one useful thing you've done the whole time.
MaxDuo: *Yuy Death-glare*
Shini: *Trowa Indifference-look*
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Ooh…look at Trunks' rippling muscles.
MaxDuo, Shini: *sweatdrops*
Ryana-san: *smacks forehead* Oi…why me?
Raye Kushrenada: Why you? Why me? Should we go save Trunks from Rita and the
Emperess?
Trunks: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET ME OUTTA THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: No!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: You're mine!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: No, he's mine!
This particular argument could take a while…in the meantime, Trunks has snuck off,
and we all are back to square one.
MaxDuo: Back off.
Shini: Make me.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Uh…
Ryana-san: Shut up. *grabs cattle prod, stuns Fake Shinigami*
Raye Kushrenada: Uh…guys? Uh…guys!!!!!! Damn it…*snaps fingers* Got it. *clears throat*
HEY GUYS, FREE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AT THE FRONT!
Shini: *raises eyebrow* Riiiiiiiiiiight.
MaxDuo: *blinks*
Raye Kushrenada: I tried.
Ryana-san: This really isn't much of a convention.
the Hentai Master: Who cares? What do you say we just scrap Raye's original idea and go
shag?
Shini: I'm going to kill you now. *grabs his black practice katana*
MaxDuo: *scythe in hand* and then the Fake Shinigami.
the Hentai Master: Damn it! Why do you two want to kill me?
Shini: Because I don't like you.
MaxDuo: Because you're rude to Raye.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *tries to sneak off*
the Hentai Master: Why not him!?!?!? *points to Fake Shinigami*
Shini: Just die. *attacks*
Yes, another split decision. Shini (of course) just wanted to kill him then and there, and
surprisingly enough, MaxDuo agreed. Rita, the Emperess, and I didn't want him dead, while
Ryana-san just shrugged. So…
Shini: *putting away practice katana* So is he dead or not?
MaxDuo: I don't think so.
Raye Kushrenada: He's not. I need him for the next script.
Shini: *shrugs*
Raye Kushrenada: Indecisiveness is not an endearing trait.
Shini: *shrugs*
Ryana-san: Just five pages of us fighting. What kind of script is this?
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: The kind you get when you put Raye in charge.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Shut up.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *from whatever closet Ryana-san locked him in* Help…me…
MaxDuo: Did you remember to put air holes in the door?
Ryana-san: Whoops.
Shini: Here, let me. *pulls out automatic rifle, puts holes in the door*
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* I don't think that's what he meant…maybe we should change
the Fake Shinigami's name to Kenny.
Shini: *shrugs*
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: You're pretty cute Shini.
Raye Kushrenada: God help us…
Ryana-san: That's it, I'm out of here. You can deal with them.
Raye Kushrenada: You expect the two of us to win against the three of them? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Ryana-san: In the words of Hiiro: they're your problem. *makes an escape*
Raye Kushrenada: Damn it! Now I know what it's like to be Cartman.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Actually, the Dragon Bitch is right…he is cute.
Raye Kushrenada: Don't you start!
MaxDuo: Shini's about to kill her.
Raye Kushrenada: Goddamnit! Shini, don't you even!!!!!!!!!
Shini: Why not? *wielding his favorite flame thrower*
Raye Kushrenada: One, you'll be scorching the paint job again, and two; because I said
so!!!!!!!!!!!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Riiiiiiiiight. That's gonna work.
Raye Kushrenada: Kindly do me a favor and shut up.
Shini: *shrugs* Fine. *pulls out practice katana*
Raye Kushrenada: Just don't make a mess.
MaxDuo: Okay, so since he's busy…
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: GET HER!
*er hm* this match: Shini 1
the Emperess 0
Life as usual.
Shini: Now what was the point?
Raye Kushrenada: Boredom at its strangest.
Shini: *shrugs, walks over and kisses her*
MaxDuo: Is he…? No he did NOT just…
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Oh yes he did. And he's still doing it. Go Raye!
MaxDuo: *yanks Shini off, now holds a gun* I have to kill you now.
Shini: I'm not impressed. *holds up flamethrower*
Raye Kushrenada: Oh shit.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Ooh…neat.
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* STOP IT!
And of course they ignore me. Rita and I ran for cover, and I had to sensor the fighting
part, because Shini and his flamethrower are uh…well…it sure as hell ain't no Girl Scout
campfire. But basically it wound up being a tie, considering the Fake Shinigami punctured the
flamethrower's fuel line before Shini even got started, and MaxDuo ran out of ammo.
Raye Kushrenada: Is it just me, or do all of the Duo type people I know just hate each other's
guts?
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: You got me. So…did he slip you his tongue?
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* A lady does not kiss and tell!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: So where does that leave you?
Raye Kushrenada: *Yuy Death-glare* Kiss my lily-white ass.
Okay, here come Shini and MaxDuo now…at least they're still able to walk…I think…
MaxDuo: Never do that again.
Shini: You can't stop me.
MaxDuo: The hell I can't!
Shini: The hell you can!
Raye Kushrenada: Guys? Guys? GUYS!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Oi. I don't think you're going to have much luck getting their
attention that way. Flash them.
Raye Kushrenada: No. I have a better, much less revealing plan. *walks over, grabs Shini,
kisses him, then grabs MaxDuo and kisses him* *both lay on the ground in the usual 0_0
position*
Raye Kushrenada: *smiles* Now help me haul them outta here.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Okay, I'll take Shini…
Raye Kushrenada: Don't do anything.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Come on Raye, you know me!
Raye Kushrenada: Which is exactly why I said that. Trust me, Shini will retaliate. And he's
really evil.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Good. I like my men evil.
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* Never mind. Just help me haul them outta here!
And that's the end. Okay, so we really didn't do anything but fight…who cares? This is a
script written by a couple of hyperactive teenagers, not Steven Spielberg. You want plot?
Read a book. You want a bunch of people wise assing and goofing off? Then enjoy these
scripts. The next follow up, we'll be bringing the Fake Shinigami (a.k.a Kenny) back, and we'll
have to find the Hentai Master to bring him back. As to whether or not Shini will be back…I'll
have to ask him. MaxDuo will most definitely be back, as well as Rita, the Emperess, Ryana-
san, and myself. Email LadyNeptune27@aol.com or StarWatcher27@hotmail.com if you have
comments (preferably nice ones) questions (real ones, not "What the hell were you smoking?"
or "What the hell is wrong with you people?!") or ideas. Ideas are always good. Hell, give us an
idea and a nickname, and you can be in the script if you want. Or we'll just take the idea and
give you credit. Ciao, arivederchi, and hasta luego!
we're doing it like a convention. So put down that straitjacket, and don't even think of trying to
call for help, because here we go again.
Oh, and the reporters for this are Rita the Internet Love Goddess (we found her!)
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku (found her too) Ryana-san, MaxDuo (yep, he's back!) the
Hentai Master (because you just gotta love him) Duo the Fake Shinigami (found hm…*insert
evil laughter here*), me, the talented Raye Kushrenada, and a new reporter, Shini (as in short
for Shinigami, as in I don't think him and the Fake Shinigami are going to get along too well)
Now on with the insanity…
Raye Kushrenada: Okay, before we even attempt this, I have to do the legal stuff.
Ryana-san: But we're poor. What could these people possibly sue us for?
the Hentai Master: *evil grin* I could think of something…
MaxDuo: Don't make me beat the crap out of you again. *Yuy Death-Glare*
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Boys, play nicely.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Hell, let them fight. It keeps them busy.
Shini: Hey you, Really Annoying Nerdy guy.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *squeaks* Who…me?
Shini: Yes you. Do the legal things so we can get this over with.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Please don't hurt me. (he's such a coward!)
the Hentai Master: Aw hell, I'll do it again. *clears throat* The dangerous brunette bombshell
from Hell, the lovely online Aphrodite, the blonde warrior, and the emperess of cuteness don't
own any of the trademarked characters we're going to annoy. Neither do the really tall and
freaky Oriental guy, the really tall and cranky guy who beat the crap out of me the last time,
and the nerd.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: I am Shinigami!
Raye Kushrenada: Okay, one: you are the Fake Shinigami. Let's get that straight. Two: thank
you Hentai Master, I'm still not going out with you.
the Hentai Master: Damn it!
MaxDuo: Don't make me hurt you.
Shini: Both of you shut up.
Ryana-san: Okay, here are some people to interview!
The first anime we're going to torture is Tenchi Muyo. It's a real cute series,
but…well…one guy, six girls.
the Hentai Master: Can you say "orgy"?
Shini: How can I shut him up?
Ryana-san: Here. *hands him a cattle prod* This worked the last time.
Shini: Hn. *shrugs, stuns the Hentai Master*
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* This is worse than the last time.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Why are we interviewing these guys?
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: It was either these guys, or we start off with DBZ.
Ryana-san: I think that would've been better.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Yeah…*drools*
Shini: *raises eyebrow* Why is he drooling?
Raye Kushrenada: You really, really, really don't want to know.
MaxDuo: Five bucks says it's because of Goku's sparkling wit.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: I don't think it's called a wit.
Ryana-san: *eyes go wide* Raye, you owe me for this.
Raye Kushrenada: Yeah, I know that.
Shini: What part of this is the interview? Seems like all you're doing is making wise-ass
remarks.
the Hentai Master: Four hot girls are standing around you, and you're complaining? Are you
gay or stupid.
Raye Kushrenada: Oh crap…Shini, don't kill him!
Shini: Why not?
Raye Kushrenada: Because I plan on doing more scripts. The only person you can maim or
otherwise do damage to is the Fake Shinigami.
Shini: Good.
MaxDuo: You're violent.
Shini: And?
MaxDuo: *glares* You're also rude.
Ryana-san: Okay, he's rude, you're cranky. Can we get down to business? This is three pages
of us fighting. It's not even that amusing.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Speak for yourself.
She found the DBZ area. Oh, we are all so screwed.
Vegeta: Get away from me woman!
Raye Kushrenada: Must…refrain from…making jokes…must not ask him…why he…licks…light
sockets for style…
Ryana-san: Go ahead, I'm not stopping you.
the Hentai Master: Do it do it do it!
MaxDuo: Shut up! *stuns the Hentai Master with cattle prod. Again*
Shini: The one useful thing you've done the whole time.
MaxDuo: *Yuy Death-glare*
Shini: *Trowa Indifference-look*
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Ooh…look at Trunks' rippling muscles.
MaxDuo, Shini: *sweatdrops*
Ryana-san: *smacks forehead* Oi…why me?
Raye Kushrenada: Why you? Why me? Should we go save Trunks from Rita and the
Emperess?
Trunks: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET ME OUTTA THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: No!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: You're mine!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: No, he's mine!
This particular argument could take a while…in the meantime, Trunks has snuck off,
and we all are back to square one.
MaxDuo: Back off.
Shini: Make me.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Uh…
Ryana-san: Shut up. *grabs cattle prod, stuns Fake Shinigami*
Raye Kushrenada: Uh…guys? Uh…guys!!!!!! Damn it…*snaps fingers* Got it. *clears throat*
HEY GUYS, FREE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AT THE FRONT!
Shini: *raises eyebrow* Riiiiiiiiiiight.
MaxDuo: *blinks*
Raye Kushrenada: I tried.
Ryana-san: This really isn't much of a convention.
the Hentai Master: Who cares? What do you say we just scrap Raye's original idea and go
shag?
Shini: I'm going to kill you now. *grabs his black practice katana*
MaxDuo: *scythe in hand* and then the Fake Shinigami.
the Hentai Master: Damn it! Why do you two want to kill me?
Shini: Because I don't like you.
MaxDuo: Because you're rude to Raye.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *tries to sneak off*
the Hentai Master: Why not him!?!?!? *points to Fake Shinigami*
Shini: Just die. *attacks*
Yes, another split decision. Shini (of course) just wanted to kill him then and there, and
surprisingly enough, MaxDuo agreed. Rita, the Emperess, and I didn't want him dead, while
Ryana-san just shrugged. So…
Shini: *putting away practice katana* So is he dead or not?
MaxDuo: I don't think so.
Raye Kushrenada: He's not. I need him for the next script.
Shini: *shrugs*
Raye Kushrenada: Indecisiveness is not an endearing trait.
Shini: *shrugs*
Ryana-san: Just five pages of us fighting. What kind of script is this?
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: The kind you get when you put Raye in charge.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Shut up.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *from whatever closet Ryana-san locked him in* Help…me…
MaxDuo: Did you remember to put air holes in the door?
Ryana-san: Whoops.
Shini: Here, let me. *pulls out automatic rifle, puts holes in the door*
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* I don't think that's what he meant…maybe we should change
the Fake Shinigami's name to Kenny.
Shini: *shrugs*
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: You're pretty cute Shini.
Raye Kushrenada: God help us…
Ryana-san: That's it, I'm out of here. You can deal with them.
Raye Kushrenada: You expect the two of us to win against the three of them? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Ryana-san: In the words of Hiiro: they're your problem. *makes an escape*
Raye Kushrenada: Damn it! Now I know what it's like to be Cartman.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Actually, the Dragon Bitch is right…he is cute.
Raye Kushrenada: Don't you start!
MaxDuo: Shini's about to kill her.
Raye Kushrenada: Goddamnit! Shini, don't you even!!!!!!!!!
Shini: Why not? *wielding his favorite flame thrower*
Raye Kushrenada: One, you'll be scorching the paint job again, and two; because I said
so!!!!!!!!!!!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Riiiiiiiiight. That's gonna work.
Raye Kushrenada: Kindly do me a favor and shut up.
Shini: *shrugs* Fine. *pulls out practice katana*
Raye Kushrenada: Just don't make a mess.
MaxDuo: Okay, so since he's busy…
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: GET HER!
*er hm* this match: Shini 1
the Emperess 0
Life as usual.
Shini: Now what was the point?
Raye Kushrenada: Boredom at its strangest.
Shini: *shrugs, walks over and kisses her*
MaxDuo: Is he…? No he did NOT just…
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Oh yes he did. And he's still doing it. Go Raye!
MaxDuo: *yanks Shini off, now holds a gun* I have to kill you now.
Shini: I'm not impressed. *holds up flamethrower*
Raye Kushrenada: Oh shit.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Ooh…neat.
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* STOP IT!
And of course they ignore me. Rita and I ran for cover, and I had to sensor the fighting
part, because Shini and his flamethrower are uh…well…it sure as hell ain't no Girl Scout
campfire. But basically it wound up being a tie, considering the Fake Shinigami punctured the
flamethrower's fuel line before Shini even got started, and MaxDuo ran out of ammo.
Raye Kushrenada: Is it just me, or do all of the Duo type people I know just hate each other's
guts?
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: You got me. So…did he slip you his tongue?
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* A lady does not kiss and tell!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: So where does that leave you?
Raye Kushrenada: *Yuy Death-glare* Kiss my lily-white ass.
Okay, here come Shini and MaxDuo now…at least they're still able to walk…I think…
MaxDuo: Never do that again.
Shini: You can't stop me.
MaxDuo: The hell I can't!
Shini: The hell you can!
Raye Kushrenada: Guys? Guys? GUYS!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Oi. I don't think you're going to have much luck getting their
attention that way. Flash them.
Raye Kushrenada: No. I have a better, much less revealing plan. *walks over, grabs Shini,
kisses him, then grabs MaxDuo and kisses him* *both lay on the ground in the usual 0_0
position*
Raye Kushrenada: *smiles* Now help me haul them outta here.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Okay, I'll take Shini…
Raye Kushrenada: Don't do anything.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Come on Raye, you know me!
Raye Kushrenada: Which is exactly why I said that. Trust me, Shini will retaliate. And he's
really evil.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Good. I like my men evil.
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* Never mind. Just help me haul them outta here!
And that's the end. Okay, so we really didn't do anything but fight…who cares? This is a
script written by a couple of hyperactive teenagers, not Steven Spielberg. You want plot?
Read a book. You want a bunch of people wise assing and goofing off? Then enjoy these
scripts. The next follow up, we'll be bringing the Fake Shinigami (a.k.a Kenny) back, and we'll
have to find the Hentai Master to bring him back. As to whether or not Shini will be back…I'll
have to ask him. MaxDuo will most definitely be back, as well as Rita, the Emperess, Ryana-
san, and myself. Email LadyNeptune27@aol.com or StarWatcher27@hotmail.com if you have
comments (preferably nice ones) questions (real ones, not "What the hell were you smoking?"
or "What the hell is wrong with you people?!") or ideas. Ideas are always good. Hell, give us an
idea and a nickname, and you can be in the script if you want. Or we'll just take the idea and
give you credit. Ciao, arivederchi, and hasta luego!