This is an original idea from someone who doesn't know any of us personally (so you
can't blame me!) Many thanks go out to Jenee for her original if not more than slightly insane
idea. Thank you!
The cast: Rita the Internet Love Goddess, Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku,
Ryana-san, MaxDuo, Shini, the Hentai Master, Duo the Fake Shinigami (unfortunately), our
special guest Jenee, and of course me, Raye Kushrenada!
Oh, and any and all cameos that are misfortunate to appear here…Now to begin…
Raye Kushrenada: Hello Jenee, thank you for this idea. We're all very eager to get started—
Ryana-san: Speak for yourself!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Can we just get this over with?
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: What's that big box thingie by that girl?
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops*One, her name is Jenee, two I'll get to that in a sec, three,
since you're new, ya wanna do the legal crap?
Jenee: Um…okay…we don't own any animes. Or mangas. So don't sue us.
the Hentai Master: *claps* Short and to the point. I like that.
Ryana-san: *sweatdrops* Here, let me handle him. *stuns the Hentai Master with a cattle
prod*
Jenee: *blinks*Um…thanks?
MaxDuo: Don't mind him. He's just…stupid.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *drools* You smell good.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: *blinks* Duo?
Jenee: Help?
Ryana-san: *stuns him with a cattle prod* What now?
Shini: Allow me. *ties him up, shoves him into the box thingie* There. That should shut him
up.
Ryana-san: Thanks.
Raye Kushrenada: Thank you. Now, just what is that box thingie?
Jenee: It's a time machine. You can use it to transport to any show possible. But there's just
one thing.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: *pokies it* What?
Jenee: DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON!!!!!!!!!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: *pushes it* Whoops, too late…
Somehow or another, when Rita the Internet Love Goddess pushed the button, Duo the
Fake Shinigami managed to kick the door open (don't ask me how, in the words of Wufei "He's
a weakling!") and we all kinda went with the time machine. I don't know where we've ended
up…I'm afraid to find out…
Small furry rodent that looks like a rabbit: Pika?
Ryana-san: What the?!
MaxDuo: Don't tell me…
Shini: I think I know where we are.
Raye Kushrenada: Jenee, that one thing…what was it?
Jenee: *sweatdrops* Um…it kinda hasn't been tested.
Small orange lizard/dinosaur thingie: Charmander!
Shini: We're in Pokémon…oh no.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: We are? I want an Eevee!
Raye Kushrenada: We're not here to get Pokémon! Jenee, can you get us out of here?!?!
Jenee: I told you, it hasn't been tested! But I can work on it.
Ryana-san: Hurry!
Annoying Voice-Over Guy: Ash, Misty, and Brock were on their way to some dumb city or
another to get another dumb Pokébadge or something when they ran into trouble, just like
always. *forgets he's on the mike* Man I need a drink.
MaxDuo: *blinks* We're in trouble.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: That is an understatement.
And so the trouble really begins! Here they come…think Brock and the Hentai Master
will get along?
the Hentai Master: *wakes up* Man, why couldn't we have gotten teleported to Sailor Moon?
Shini: Shut up. Now.
Brock: *stares at us, face-faults, gets back up* Please tell me they're new Pokémon! I've
gotta catch'em all!
Raye Kushrenada: *blinks* *looks around* I don't see anything…do you Ryana-san?
Ryana-san: I think he means us.
Jenee: Keep him away from me, I'm busy! *goes back to work*
Ash: Duh…they must be from Team Rocket!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Don't do it Raye.
MaxDuo: Do what?
Raye Kushrenada: Shall we Ryana-san?
Ryana-san: Of course!
Misty: *in her annoying high-pitched voice* What?
Raye Kushrenada: *spotlights fall on me, clad in a white leather mini-skirt and a top with a big
huge red R on it, not to mention the boots and gloves* Prepare for trouble!
Ryana-san: *spotlights fall on her, and she is wearing the pants outfit thingie* And make it
double!
Raye Kushrenada: To protect the world from devastation!
Ryana-san: To unite all people within our nation!
Raye Kushrenada: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Ryana-san: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Raye Kushrenada: Raye!
Ryana-san: Ryana!
Raye Kushrenada: Uh…I forgot the next line…and this skirt thingie is really uncomfortable.
Ash and Misty: *sweatdrop*
Shini: Either finish or shut up.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Don't talk to them like that!
Shini: Why should you care?
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Because rudeness is dishonorable!
Shini: What are you going to do about it? *smirks*
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: *tackles him, starts beating the crap out of him*
While Shini and the Emperess are fighting…well the rest of us have much larger
problems than separating those two.
Brock: *drools* Wow…
MaxDuo: Looking good Raye.
the Hentai Master: *drooling as well* You should dress like that more often Raye!
James: *appearing like he always does* Hey! *voice cracks* Those are my lines!
Jesse: *appears beside him, like always* And that's my outfit!
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* Work a little faster Jenee, things aren't going to stay
peaceful for long!
Annoying Voice-Over Guy: Hey, those are my lines!
Talking Siamese Cat looking thing: *glares at authors* The name's Meowth, see?
Ryana-san: What are you, a mobster?
Fine, Meowth then: *smirks* Thank you. Now, as I was saying—
Jesse: *hits him on the head like always* Shut up, no one wants to listen to you!
Meowth: It's not her fault she looks better in a white leather mini skirt than you!
Ash: Yeah!
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* This is soooooooo not good!
Jesse: What? You little brat, I'll teach you a thing or two! Arbok, go!
Purple Snake thingie: ARBOK!
Ash: Pikachu, go!
Furry little rodent that looks like a bunny: PIKACHU!
Misty: You too, Staryu!
Ryana-san: The rhyming in these things is really annoying.
MaxDuo: I don't like the looks of this.
Turns out we're standing in the middle of this surprisingly comprehensible battle. I
wish Jenee would hurry up so we could fly like a Zubat outta hell—oh no, now I'm making
Pokémon puns…HELP US!!!!!
Jenee: What are you waiting for? I'm done.
Ryana-san: You go pick up the pieces.
Raye Kushrenada: Riiiiiiiiight. If there are any to pick up.
The Emperess emerges virtually unscathed. So, the score is: Shini 1
Emperess 1
Raye Kushrenada: If there are any pieces missing, it's on your head.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Quit whining. I'll do it. *picks up a battered Shini, throws
him in the teleporter*
Small furry—aw, you get the point: PIKACHU!
And so Pikachu electrocutes the Fake Shinigami. Good little thingie!
Kyle: Oh my god, they killed Fake Shini!
Stan: You bastards!
Raye Kushrenada: *blinks* Hey, I didn't authorize South Park!
Kenny: *mumbles incoherently*
Raye Kushrenada: What the hell did he just say?
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: You don't wanna know.
Cartman: Allow me, my good woman. He said you could blow it out your ass.
Raye Kushrenada: Goddamnit Kenny!
Cartman: Hey, that's my line!
MaxDuo: Come on Raye!!! *picks her up, tosses her into the teleporter*
the Hentai Master: It's been fun, now can we go?
Jenee: I'm working as fast as possible! Hang on!
And so we teleport again. Sorry for the South Park stuff; Rita loves it. Anyways, we're
off in TV land, going to another Anime. I hope for our sake we don't end up on Card
Captors…or Flint the Time Detective…or—
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Okay, we got the point. Where are we now?
Ryana-san: It looks like the digital world?
Jenee: Really? *looks completely innocent* I wonder…
MaxDuo: You teleported us to DigiMon, didn't you?
Jenee: *sweatdrops* Oops…
T.K.: Matt, are those new DigiMon?
Matt: I don't know T.K.…they look like people.
Shini: *having recovered quickly* We're not. We're mirages. Go away.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Don't make me kick your ass again.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Hey! Only one fight per script between you two!
Shin: Damn. I'll get you next time.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Yeah right.
Raye Kushrenada: Oh my god, we lost Jenee.
Kyle: You bastards!
MaxDuo: Why are you here?
Stan: Don't ask us. Ask Fat Ass here.
Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm just big boned damn it!
Ryana-san: *sweatdrops* Let's just find Jenee and get the hell out of here!
Cari: Hey T.K.? Where's Matt?
Raye Kushrenada: Most likely Jenee carried him off
Forget the annoying voice-over guy. Now Jenee's in control of that thing.
Jenee: Mwahahahahaha, I have Matt! He's mine, all mine! Mwahahhahahhaa! I'm staying
here, the rest of you get lost!
Ryana-san: Okay, I can do that.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Noooooooooooooo!
the Hentai Master: He's alive?
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Yeah, just like Kenny.
Raye Kushrenada: Damn! Oh well, let's go…now…before something else happens!
MaxDuo: Uh…Raye? *sweatdrops* You're still wearing the whole Team Rocket outfit thingie…
Shini: So are you Ryana.
the Hentai Master: Hallelujah!
Raye Kushrenada and Ryana-san: *sweatdrop*
Ryana-san: We'll worry about that later, let's just get out of here!
Shini: Ready when you all are.
MaxDuo: Sure you know how to work that thing? *smugly*
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: *cuts Shini off before he can retaliate* Save it for the anime
inventions convention.
Shini: With pleasure.
Raye Kushrenada: Help! There's a talking bug here! Get it away, get it away!!!!! *jumps in the
Hentai Master's arms*
the Hentai Master: All right!
Raye Kushrenada: Shut up and keep that talking bug away from me! I hate bugs! Yech, kill it,
kill it!
That talking bug-mon thingie: What?
Shini: *gets out flamethrower* Fine. Weak woman.
Raye Kushrenada: Save the Wufei-antics for later, just kill it!
Shini: *torches it*
Ryana-san: Let's go!
And so we all pile into the teleporter (leaving Jenee and Matt behind, we know she'll be
happy) and manage to get home…
Raye Kushrenada: *after changing into normal clothes* Ya know, we could make this a spin-
off.
Ryana-san: No.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Hell no.
MaxDuo: I don't think so.
Shini: I refuse.
the Hentai Master: Only if you'll leave me in Sailor Moon.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Me too.
the Hentai Master: What? You're still alive? *pushes him off a conveniently placed cliff*
Shini: You killed Fake Shinigami.
MaxDuo: Thank you.
Ryana-san: Good, those weird kids aren't here.
Raye Kushrenada: Yeah, I'm finishing it up, Rita had to go.
Ryana-san: Okay, then let's end it.
the Hentai Master: *hopefully* In a hot tub please?
Raye Kushrenada: *evil look* Okay!
And thus we end this in a hot tub…well, you'll have to put up with a few more lines, but
it's almost done, I promise!
Raye Kushrenada: *sips a Coke™* Ah…it's over…
Ryana-san: *closes eyes* Thank God. Treize, promise me you'll never let this happen again.
MaxDuo and Shini: *are taking turns holding the Hentai Master's head underwater, trying to
shut him up. It's not working*
Raye Kushrenada: Peacecraft, it's all up to the fans.
Ryana-san: Oh no…
The End
Read and Review this, and send any further comments (no flames or I'm sending the
Hentai Master to your house) questions (nothing like "What the hell were you smoking?" or
just plain "What the hell?" I mean LEGIT questions) and/or ideas to
StarWatcher27@hotmail.com or LadyNeptune27@aol.com. Arivederchi, and please don't tell
my therapist!
can't blame me!) Many thanks go out to Jenee for her original if not more than slightly insane
idea. Thank you!
The cast: Rita the Internet Love Goddess, Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku,
Ryana-san, MaxDuo, Shini, the Hentai Master, Duo the Fake Shinigami (unfortunately), our
special guest Jenee, and of course me, Raye Kushrenada!
Oh, and any and all cameos that are misfortunate to appear here…Now to begin…
Raye Kushrenada: Hello Jenee, thank you for this idea. We're all very eager to get started—
Ryana-san: Speak for yourself!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Can we just get this over with?
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: What's that big box thingie by that girl?
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops*One, her name is Jenee, two I'll get to that in a sec, three,
since you're new, ya wanna do the legal crap?
Jenee: Um…okay…we don't own any animes. Or mangas. So don't sue us.
the Hentai Master: *claps* Short and to the point. I like that.
Ryana-san: *sweatdrops* Here, let me handle him. *stuns the Hentai Master with a cattle
prod*
Jenee: *blinks*Um…thanks?
MaxDuo: Don't mind him. He's just…stupid.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *drools* You smell good.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: *blinks* Duo?
Jenee: Help?
Ryana-san: *stuns him with a cattle prod* What now?
Shini: Allow me. *ties him up, shoves him into the box thingie* There. That should shut him
up.
Ryana-san: Thanks.
Raye Kushrenada: Thank you. Now, just what is that box thingie?
Jenee: It's a time machine. You can use it to transport to any show possible. But there's just
one thing.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: *pokies it* What?
Jenee: DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON!!!!!!!!!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: *pushes it* Whoops, too late…
Somehow or another, when Rita the Internet Love Goddess pushed the button, Duo the
Fake Shinigami managed to kick the door open (don't ask me how, in the words of Wufei "He's
a weakling!") and we all kinda went with the time machine. I don't know where we've ended
up…I'm afraid to find out…
Small furry rodent that looks like a rabbit: Pika?
Ryana-san: What the?!
MaxDuo: Don't tell me…
Shini: I think I know where we are.
Raye Kushrenada: Jenee, that one thing…what was it?
Jenee: *sweatdrops* Um…it kinda hasn't been tested.
Small orange lizard/dinosaur thingie: Charmander!
Shini: We're in Pokémon…oh no.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: We are? I want an Eevee!
Raye Kushrenada: We're not here to get Pokémon! Jenee, can you get us out of here?!?!
Jenee: I told you, it hasn't been tested! But I can work on it.
Ryana-san: Hurry!
Annoying Voice-Over Guy: Ash, Misty, and Brock were on their way to some dumb city or
another to get another dumb Pokébadge or something when they ran into trouble, just like
always. *forgets he's on the mike* Man I need a drink.
MaxDuo: *blinks* We're in trouble.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: That is an understatement.
And so the trouble really begins! Here they come…think Brock and the Hentai Master
will get along?
the Hentai Master: *wakes up* Man, why couldn't we have gotten teleported to Sailor Moon?
Shini: Shut up. Now.
Brock: *stares at us, face-faults, gets back up* Please tell me they're new Pokémon! I've
gotta catch'em all!
Raye Kushrenada: *blinks* *looks around* I don't see anything…do you Ryana-san?
Ryana-san: I think he means us.
Jenee: Keep him away from me, I'm busy! *goes back to work*
Ash: Duh…they must be from Team Rocket!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Don't do it Raye.
MaxDuo: Do what?
Raye Kushrenada: Shall we Ryana-san?
Ryana-san: Of course!
Misty: *in her annoying high-pitched voice* What?
Raye Kushrenada: *spotlights fall on me, clad in a white leather mini-skirt and a top with a big
huge red R on it, not to mention the boots and gloves* Prepare for trouble!
Ryana-san: *spotlights fall on her, and she is wearing the pants outfit thingie* And make it
double!
Raye Kushrenada: To protect the world from devastation!
Ryana-san: To unite all people within our nation!
Raye Kushrenada: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Ryana-san: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Raye Kushrenada: Raye!
Ryana-san: Ryana!
Raye Kushrenada: Uh…I forgot the next line…and this skirt thingie is really uncomfortable.
Ash and Misty: *sweatdrop*
Shini: Either finish or shut up.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Don't talk to them like that!
Shini: Why should you care?
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Because rudeness is dishonorable!
Shini: What are you going to do about it? *smirks*
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: *tackles him, starts beating the crap out of him*
While Shini and the Emperess are fighting…well the rest of us have much larger
problems than separating those two.
Brock: *drools* Wow…
MaxDuo: Looking good Raye.
the Hentai Master: *drooling as well* You should dress like that more often Raye!
James: *appearing like he always does* Hey! *voice cracks* Those are my lines!
Jesse: *appears beside him, like always* And that's my outfit!
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* Work a little faster Jenee, things aren't going to stay
peaceful for long!
Annoying Voice-Over Guy: Hey, those are my lines!
Talking Siamese Cat looking thing: *glares at authors* The name's Meowth, see?
Ryana-san: What are you, a mobster?
Fine, Meowth then: *smirks* Thank you. Now, as I was saying—
Jesse: *hits him on the head like always* Shut up, no one wants to listen to you!
Meowth: It's not her fault she looks better in a white leather mini skirt than you!
Ash: Yeah!
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* This is soooooooo not good!
Jesse: What? You little brat, I'll teach you a thing or two! Arbok, go!
Purple Snake thingie: ARBOK!
Ash: Pikachu, go!
Furry little rodent that looks like a bunny: PIKACHU!
Misty: You too, Staryu!
Ryana-san: The rhyming in these things is really annoying.
MaxDuo: I don't like the looks of this.
Turns out we're standing in the middle of this surprisingly comprehensible battle. I
wish Jenee would hurry up so we could fly like a Zubat outta hell—oh no, now I'm making
Pokémon puns…HELP US!!!!!
Jenee: What are you waiting for? I'm done.
Ryana-san: You go pick up the pieces.
Raye Kushrenada: Riiiiiiiiight. If there are any to pick up.
The Emperess emerges virtually unscathed. So, the score is: Shini 1
Emperess 1
Raye Kushrenada: If there are any pieces missing, it's on your head.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Quit whining. I'll do it. *picks up a battered Shini, throws
him in the teleporter*
Small furry—aw, you get the point: PIKACHU!
And so Pikachu electrocutes the Fake Shinigami. Good little thingie!
Kyle: Oh my god, they killed Fake Shini!
Stan: You bastards!
Raye Kushrenada: *blinks* Hey, I didn't authorize South Park!
Kenny: *mumbles incoherently*
Raye Kushrenada: What the hell did he just say?
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: You don't wanna know.
Cartman: Allow me, my good woman. He said you could blow it out your ass.
Raye Kushrenada: Goddamnit Kenny!
Cartman: Hey, that's my line!
MaxDuo: Come on Raye!!! *picks her up, tosses her into the teleporter*
the Hentai Master: It's been fun, now can we go?
Jenee: I'm working as fast as possible! Hang on!
And so we teleport again. Sorry for the South Park stuff; Rita loves it. Anyways, we're
off in TV land, going to another Anime. I hope for our sake we don't end up on Card
Captors…or Flint the Time Detective…or—
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Okay, we got the point. Where are we now?
Ryana-san: It looks like the digital world?
Jenee: Really? *looks completely innocent* I wonder…
MaxDuo: You teleported us to DigiMon, didn't you?
Jenee: *sweatdrops* Oops…
T.K.: Matt, are those new DigiMon?
Matt: I don't know T.K.…they look like people.
Shini: *having recovered quickly* We're not. We're mirages. Go away.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Don't make me kick your ass again.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Hey! Only one fight per script between you two!
Shin: Damn. I'll get you next time.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Yeah right.
Raye Kushrenada: Oh my god, we lost Jenee.
Kyle: You bastards!
MaxDuo: Why are you here?
Stan: Don't ask us. Ask Fat Ass here.
Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm just big boned damn it!
Ryana-san: *sweatdrops* Let's just find Jenee and get the hell out of here!
Cari: Hey T.K.? Where's Matt?
Raye Kushrenada: Most likely Jenee carried him off
Forget the annoying voice-over guy. Now Jenee's in control of that thing.
Jenee: Mwahahahahaha, I have Matt! He's mine, all mine! Mwahahhahahhaa! I'm staying
here, the rest of you get lost!
Ryana-san: Okay, I can do that.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Noooooooooooooo!
the Hentai Master: He's alive?
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Yeah, just like Kenny.
Raye Kushrenada: Damn! Oh well, let's go…now…before something else happens!
MaxDuo: Uh…Raye? *sweatdrops* You're still wearing the whole Team Rocket outfit thingie…
Shini: So are you Ryana.
the Hentai Master: Hallelujah!
Raye Kushrenada and Ryana-san: *sweatdrop*
Ryana-san: We'll worry about that later, let's just get out of here!
Shini: Ready when you all are.
MaxDuo: Sure you know how to work that thing? *smugly*
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: *cuts Shini off before he can retaliate* Save it for the anime
inventions convention.
Shini: With pleasure.
Raye Kushrenada: Help! There's a talking bug here! Get it away, get it away!!!!! *jumps in the
Hentai Master's arms*
the Hentai Master: All right!
Raye Kushrenada: Shut up and keep that talking bug away from me! I hate bugs! Yech, kill it,
kill it!
That talking bug-mon thingie: What?
Shini: *gets out flamethrower* Fine. Weak woman.
Raye Kushrenada: Save the Wufei-antics for later, just kill it!
Shini: *torches it*
Ryana-san: Let's go!
And so we all pile into the teleporter (leaving Jenee and Matt behind, we know she'll be
happy) and manage to get home…
Raye Kushrenada: *after changing into normal clothes* Ya know, we could make this a spin-
off.
Ryana-san: No.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Hell no.
MaxDuo: I don't think so.
Shini: I refuse.
the Hentai Master: Only if you'll leave me in Sailor Moon.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Me too.
the Hentai Master: What? You're still alive? *pushes him off a conveniently placed cliff*
Shini: You killed Fake Shinigami.
MaxDuo: Thank you.
Ryana-san: Good, those weird kids aren't here.
Raye Kushrenada: Yeah, I'm finishing it up, Rita had to go.
Ryana-san: Okay, then let's end it.
the Hentai Master: *hopefully* In a hot tub please?
Raye Kushrenada: *evil look* Okay!
And thus we end this in a hot tub…well, you'll have to put up with a few more lines, but
it's almost done, I promise!
Raye Kushrenada: *sips a Coke™* Ah…it's over…
Ryana-san: *closes eyes* Thank God. Treize, promise me you'll never let this happen again.
MaxDuo and Shini: *are taking turns holding the Hentai Master's head underwater, trying to
shut him up. It's not working*
Raye Kushrenada: Peacecraft, it's all up to the fans.
Ryana-san: Oh no…
The End
Read and Review this, and send any further comments (no flames or I'm sending the
Hentai Master to your house) questions (nothing like "What the hell were you smoking?" or
just plain "What the hell?" I mean LEGIT questions) and/or ideas to
StarWatcher27@hotmail.com or LadyNeptune27@aol.com. Arivederchi, and please don't tell
my therapist!