We're baaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Okay, all bad movie lines aside…ah…okay,
here's the point. A lot of people have invented stuff based on anime/manga stuff. So being
the fabulous (and highly destructive) reporters that we are, we're going to cover an anime
inventors' convention. Why? Because we might as well, we have little else to do over the
summer.
The cast (that you should really know by now) are as follows: Rita the Internet Love
Goddess, Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku, Ryana-san, Duo the Fake Shinigami, MaxDuo,
Shini, the Hentai Master, and of course, the ever talented, ever hopeless Raye Kushrenada.
So here goes…
Raye Kushrenada: We don't own any of the copyrighted stuff. So don't sue.
Ryana-san: Wow…weapons of mass destruction.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: I want a Gundam!
MaxDuo: *blinks* Why is he alive?
the Hentai Master: Because he just won't stay dead.
Shini: Why not?!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Because Rita plays too nice.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: You say that like it's a bad thing.
MaxDuo, Raye Kushrenada, Shini, Ryana-san, Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: IT IS!!!!!!!!
Raye Kushrenada: Now, all that aside, let's get down to business…uh…where's the Hentai
Master?
Ryana-san: Don't look at me! It was Rita's turn to watch him.
Raye Kushrenada: *taps foot angrily* Rita.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: I swear, he was here a minute ago!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Well he's not anymore. Should we check the Sailor
Moon booth?
Shini: If he hasn't demolished it already.
First stop: Sailor Moon Inventors Inc. Not to intentionally repeat another movie
cliché…but I have a very bad feeling about this…
the Hentai Master: *staring at a Sailor Moon R movie poster* Now if only Raye would dress
like this…
Sailor Mars: What are you talking about you perverted freak?
the Hentai Master: You're not Raye! Get lost! *picks up gold Frisbee, throws it at her, hitting
her in the forehead and knocking her unconscious*
Sailor Moon: My hero!
Tuxedo Mask: Hey!
MaxDuo: We're too late!
Shini: *boredly* Oh. That's too bad.
Ryana-san: I didn't know Tuxedo Mask could street-fight!
Raye Kushrenada: Me neither. I thought all he was good for was throwing roses and making
really stupid speeches.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: That'll teach you to underestimate Tuxedo Mask!
Ryana-san: *sweatdrops* Rita, get a grip.
the Hentai Master: And another thing Cape-boy!
Tuxedo Mask: Argh, I'm melting, I'm melting…*dissolves into rose-colored puddle of goo*
Raye Kushrenada: Clean up in the Sailor Moon booth!
Ryana-san: Ew, that's just gross.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Ha! Now Sailor Moon and the Moon Kingdom are all mine!!!!!!!
Raye Kushrenada: *blinks* Man, where are the really stupid looking youmas and crap when
you need them?
Ryana-san: *points* They're here.
the Hentai Master: Ooh, Nephlyte…I'm not getting into the middle of that bitch fight.
MaxDuo: Should we look for cover?
Shini: No. I'd like to see what happens to him now.
Raye Kushrenada: I like the way you think.
Nephlyte: Fake Shinigami, you leave me with no choice but to kill you.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Get a grip and get a haircut.
Nephlyte: That's it! *uses that dark crystal thingie to totally obliterate Fake Shinigami*
Ryana-san: Whoa.
MaxDuo: Wow.
Shini: Where can I get one of those?
the Hentai Master: *is nowhere to be seen…I think he ran off with Sailor Moon*
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Too bad.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Cool.
Raye Kushrenada: Uh…ya know what? We should find another booth…before he realizes it's
our fault Fake Shinigami was here in the first place…
Nephlyte: YOUR FAULT?!?!?!
Raye Kushrenada: There's the Gundam Wing booth…let's go. NOW!!!!!!
Next stop: Scientist Corporations and Dr. J's House 'o' Gundam…I still don't have a
good feeling about this…
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Uh…is it just me, or does that guy look like Dr. J's twin?
Raye Kushrenada: Considering the first booth is from Dr. J's House 'o' Gundam…I'm not really
all that surprised.
Dr. J look-alike: Care to undertake a dangerous mission?
Ryana-san: Does it involve housework?
Dr. J look-alike: *sweatdrops* No…
Shini: Does it involve using large weapons of mass destruction against any type of militaristic
organization that wants to take over the world?
Dr. J look-alike: Yes…
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Call me speculative—
Raye Kushrenada: Okay Speculative.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Shut up. Now, as I was saying...before I was so RUDELY
interrupted. Call me speculative, but I don't think this guy's just a look alike.
Ryana-san: Who cares?
Shini: Well look at what I found. *holds up metallic glove looking thingie*
MaxDuo: What is it?
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Looks like a portable version of the dragon extension on
Shenlong.
Dr. J we're-not-sure-if-he's-just-a-look-alike-look-alike: That it is.
Shini: *evil look* Does it work?
Dr. J we—aw, you got the point: Of course!
Shini: Here Emperess, I have a surprise for you.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Don't even.
Shini: Let's see if it really does work! *puts it on*
At this point in time, we left those two behind because Shini's a pyro and when he finds
a new flaming toy and flammable playmate…well it gets really really really incredibly bad. So
we're just going to bring this to a close, because I so don't want to have to be the one to clean
up the mess when their fight's over.
Oh, and Shini: 2
Emperess: 1
Raye Kushrenada: I don't see why we bother. We've never done anything productive.
the Hentai Master: So?
Ryana-san: Damn, he's back.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Shouldn't you be shagging Sailor Moon's brains out?
the Hentai Master: It didn't take much.
MaxDuo: *blinks* Uh…I don't think that was called for.
the Hentai Master: I'm supposed to care what you think?
MaxDuo: Don't irritate me.
Raye Kushrenada: Guys, wait! We shouldn't be fighting! *blinks* Whoa…
Ryana-san: Nice going Quatre-ina.
Raye Kushrenada: Bite me.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: They're fighting again.
MaxDuo has the Hentai Master on the ground, and is proceeding to beat the crap out
of him. Again.
Raye Kushrenada: Stop it! You shouldn't be fighting—oh no, I'm not doing that again.
Ryana-san: Would somebody do us a favor and call the cops?
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Screw the cops, get the S.W.A.T team!
Raye Kushrenada: Ya know what? I'm just going to end this now.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Good idea, but what about those guys? *points to MaxDuo
and the Hentai Master*
Ryana-san: Leave'em. They'll get tired eventually.
Raye Kushrenada: But when's eventually?
Okay, you should know the drill by now. Email any legit questions, comments, and ideas
for another script (as well as a nickname if you'd like to be in it) to
StarWatcher27@hotmail.com or LadyNeptune27@aol.com. And once again, please don't tell
my therapist? Ciao!
here's the point. A lot of people have invented stuff based on anime/manga stuff. So being
the fabulous (and highly destructive) reporters that we are, we're going to cover an anime
inventors' convention. Why? Because we might as well, we have little else to do over the
summer.
The cast (that you should really know by now) are as follows: Rita the Internet Love
Goddess, Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku, Ryana-san, Duo the Fake Shinigami, MaxDuo,
Shini, the Hentai Master, and of course, the ever talented, ever hopeless Raye Kushrenada.
So here goes…
Raye Kushrenada: We don't own any of the copyrighted stuff. So don't sue.
Ryana-san: Wow…weapons of mass destruction.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: I want a Gundam!
MaxDuo: *blinks* Why is he alive?
the Hentai Master: Because he just won't stay dead.
Shini: Why not?!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Because Rita plays too nice.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: You say that like it's a bad thing.
MaxDuo, Raye Kushrenada, Shini, Ryana-san, Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: IT IS!!!!!!!!
Raye Kushrenada: Now, all that aside, let's get down to business…uh…where's the Hentai
Master?
Ryana-san: Don't look at me! It was Rita's turn to watch him.
Raye Kushrenada: *taps foot angrily* Rita.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: I swear, he was here a minute ago!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Well he's not anymore. Should we check the Sailor
Moon booth?
Shini: If he hasn't demolished it already.
First stop: Sailor Moon Inventors Inc. Not to intentionally repeat another movie
cliché…but I have a very bad feeling about this…
the Hentai Master: *staring at a Sailor Moon R movie poster* Now if only Raye would dress
like this…
Sailor Mars: What are you talking about you perverted freak?
the Hentai Master: You're not Raye! Get lost! *picks up gold Frisbee, throws it at her, hitting
her in the forehead and knocking her unconscious*
Sailor Moon: My hero!
Tuxedo Mask: Hey!
MaxDuo: We're too late!
Shini: *boredly* Oh. That's too bad.
Ryana-san: I didn't know Tuxedo Mask could street-fight!
Raye Kushrenada: Me neither. I thought all he was good for was throwing roses and making
really stupid speeches.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: That'll teach you to underestimate Tuxedo Mask!
Ryana-san: *sweatdrops* Rita, get a grip.
the Hentai Master: And another thing Cape-boy!
Tuxedo Mask: Argh, I'm melting, I'm melting…*dissolves into rose-colored puddle of goo*
Raye Kushrenada: Clean up in the Sailor Moon booth!
Ryana-san: Ew, that's just gross.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Ha! Now Sailor Moon and the Moon Kingdom are all mine!!!!!!!
Raye Kushrenada: *blinks* Man, where are the really stupid looking youmas and crap when
you need them?
Ryana-san: *points* They're here.
the Hentai Master: Ooh, Nephlyte…I'm not getting into the middle of that bitch fight.
MaxDuo: Should we look for cover?
Shini: No. I'd like to see what happens to him now.
Raye Kushrenada: I like the way you think.
Nephlyte: Fake Shinigami, you leave me with no choice but to kill you.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Get a grip and get a haircut.
Nephlyte: That's it! *uses that dark crystal thingie to totally obliterate Fake Shinigami*
Ryana-san: Whoa.
MaxDuo: Wow.
Shini: Where can I get one of those?
the Hentai Master: *is nowhere to be seen…I think he ran off with Sailor Moon*
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Too bad.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Cool.
Raye Kushrenada: Uh…ya know what? We should find another booth…before he realizes it's
our fault Fake Shinigami was here in the first place…
Nephlyte: YOUR FAULT?!?!?!
Raye Kushrenada: There's the Gundam Wing booth…let's go. NOW!!!!!!
Next stop: Scientist Corporations and Dr. J's House 'o' Gundam…I still don't have a
good feeling about this…
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Uh…is it just me, or does that guy look like Dr. J's twin?
Raye Kushrenada: Considering the first booth is from Dr. J's House 'o' Gundam…I'm not really
all that surprised.
Dr. J look-alike: Care to undertake a dangerous mission?
Ryana-san: Does it involve housework?
Dr. J look-alike: *sweatdrops* No…
Shini: Does it involve using large weapons of mass destruction against any type of militaristic
organization that wants to take over the world?
Dr. J look-alike: Yes…
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Call me speculative—
Raye Kushrenada: Okay Speculative.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Shut up. Now, as I was saying...before I was so RUDELY
interrupted. Call me speculative, but I don't think this guy's just a look alike.
Ryana-san: Who cares?
Shini: Well look at what I found. *holds up metallic glove looking thingie*
MaxDuo: What is it?
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Looks like a portable version of the dragon extension on
Shenlong.
Dr. J we're-not-sure-if-he's-just-a-look-alike-look-alike: That it is.
Shini: *evil look* Does it work?
Dr. J we—aw, you got the point: Of course!
Shini: Here Emperess, I have a surprise for you.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Don't even.
Shini: Let's see if it really does work! *puts it on*
At this point in time, we left those two behind because Shini's a pyro and when he finds
a new flaming toy and flammable playmate…well it gets really really really incredibly bad. So
we're just going to bring this to a close, because I so don't want to have to be the one to clean
up the mess when their fight's over.
Oh, and Shini: 2
Emperess: 1
Raye Kushrenada: I don't see why we bother. We've never done anything productive.
the Hentai Master: So?
Ryana-san: Damn, he's back.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Shouldn't you be shagging Sailor Moon's brains out?
the Hentai Master: It didn't take much.
MaxDuo: *blinks* Uh…I don't think that was called for.
the Hentai Master: I'm supposed to care what you think?
MaxDuo: Don't irritate me.
Raye Kushrenada: Guys, wait! We shouldn't be fighting! *blinks* Whoa…
Ryana-san: Nice going Quatre-ina.
Raye Kushrenada: Bite me.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: They're fighting again.
MaxDuo has the Hentai Master on the ground, and is proceeding to beat the crap out
of him. Again.
Raye Kushrenada: Stop it! You shouldn't be fighting—oh no, I'm not doing that again.
Ryana-san: Would somebody do us a favor and call the cops?
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Screw the cops, get the S.W.A.T team!
Raye Kushrenada: Ya know what? I'm just going to end this now.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Good idea, but what about those guys? *points to MaxDuo
and the Hentai Master*
Ryana-san: Leave'em. They'll get tired eventually.
Raye Kushrenada: But when's eventually?
Okay, you should know the drill by now. Email any legit questions, comments, and ideas
for another script (as well as a nickname if you'd like to be in it) to
StarWatcher27@hotmail.com or LadyNeptune27@aol.com. And once again, please don't tell
my therapist? Ciao!