Aloha, and welcome to another fun-fun silly willy edition of this series! I'm not sure
what's going to happen now…vs. Raye I prefer to just go along with whatever mood I'm in. So
here goes!
The people in this script are going to be Raye Kushrenada, Rita the Internet Love
Goddess, Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku, our special guest Angel, Shini, MaxDuo, the
(blech) Hentai Master, and (double blech) Duo the Fake Shinigami…and me, Ryana-san!
Give me a break if this one isn't as good as Rita's or Raye's…I'm kinda new at this.
Ryana-san: Mwahahahahaha! I am in control now!
Raye Kushrenada: Shut up and do the legal stuff before we wind up fighting again.
Angel: You're mean.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: You get used to it after a while. *shrugs*
Shini: Hey, that move is trademarked!
the Hentai Master: Who cares? Do it again Rita!
Duo the Fake Shinigami: We don't own anything. Don't sue…p.s. Raye is a prostitute.
MaxDuo: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Shini: *Yuy Death Glare* Yes, repeat that. I don't think I heard you right.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Come on guys, let's just get this over with!
Angel: Is he about to die again?
Raye Kushrenada: Definitely. Ryana-san, would you kindly write us into a war free zone?!
Ryana-san: Nope. Instead, we're going to do a Celebrity Death Match kinda thing.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Woo hoo!
Raye Kushrenada: Hey! That's mine and Shini's idea for a new fanfic!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Come on, just let her stick them in the ring so they can kill
each other. Who knows? Maybe we can get a special guest referee so this'll still count as an
Animé fic.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Surprisingly enough, she has a point.
the Hentai Master: *grins mischievously* so do I.
Angel: *blinks* Keep him away from me. I don't care how, just do it!
Raye Kushrenada: *snaps fingers* Okay, here! *Hiiro appears* There; he'll protect you.
Angel: Yeah!! *glomps him* Okay, I'm ready.
the Hentai Master: Oh well…looks like I'll just have to stick my point to Shinigami's Muse, the
Angel of Death, the brunette bombshell from Hell, the—
Shini: Fake Shinigami; you will die.
MaxDuo: No one who insults Raye may live to tell about it.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Mommy!
Ryana-san: Uh oh, have to hurry!
And thus begins the Really Nutty Death Match!!!! Hehehe, round one: Duo the Fake
Shinigami vs. MaxDuo and Shini. Then maybe I'll get one of them to kill the Hentai Master. Oh,
and I'm under strict orders from Raye to have a match between Shini and the
Emperess…(don't tell her, but I'm not in the mood to make the scores even!)
Ryana-san: so this is what it's like up in the booth!
Raye Kushrenada: *winces* I hate heights.
Ryana-san: Well you're not getting down. Now let's get the boring stuff out of the way so Fake
Shinigami can die!
Angel: *while cuddling Hiiro* Okay, if you two are the announcers, why am I up here?
Raye Kushrenada: You're the special guest, and you're also taking Stone Cold Steve Austin's
place as the third commentator.
Angel: Oh. Okay. *shrugs* Just so long as you keep the Hentai Master far, far, far away from
me.
Raye Kushrenada: I know the feeling.
Ryana-san: Shut up, we have to do that stupid intro thingie.
Raye Kushrenada: Oh, fine! Hello, I'm Raye Kushrenada.
Ryana-san: And I'm Ryana-san.
Raye Kushrenada: Tonight on REALLY NUTTY DEATH MATCH!!!!!!!!! Ryana-san is pitting most
of us against each other.
Angel: Why?
Ryana-san: Because I can. First fight, with special guest referee Tenchi Masaki or whatever
his last name is, is a three-way match to the end! Duo the Fake Shinigami versus MaxDuo and
Shini!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Down in the ring…hehehe, I think I like being in control!
MaxDuo: Why do we have to do this?
From up in the booth
Ryana-san: Because I said so!!!!!
Back down to the ring…
MaxDuo: Oh.
Shini: Look at it this way; she's letting us use actual weapons versus Ms. Raye-lena Peacecraft
up there. *grins*
In the booth…
Raye Kushrenada: *right hand is blurred for sensor purposes, but I can assure you she's only
using one finger to wave* If she lets me out of the booth it'll be your ass!!!!!!!!
Back to the ring…for the last time!
Shini: Sure, riiiiiiiiight. I'm worried, can you tell.
MaxDuo: Just get on with it.
Shini: You're next.
MaxDuo: Wanna bet?
Tenchi Masaki: Hey, hey, hey! Save the energy for killing Duo the Fake…how can you be a fake
god of death?
Duo Maxwell: *who somehow got into our booth* Easy! He's a wuss, and Raye loves me!
Ryana-san: Just get them fighting! Duo, don't make me write you into the corner!
Raye Kushrenada: Serves you right for that last comment.
Angel: Don't fight!
Raye Kushrenada: *blinks*
Angel: It disturbs my Hiiro-cuddling!
Ryana-san: *sweatdrops* Tenchi, just get them started!
Tenchi: *shrugs* Okay…um…I wanna good clean fight?
Raye Kushrenada: *whispers* Now you're supposed to say "let's get it on!"
the Hentai Master: Yes, lets!
Ryana-san: *hits him over the head with a handy mallet* Now that that's taken care of…
Tenchi: Um…let's get it on? *throws Duo the Fake Shinigami into the ring, and gets the hell
out of there*
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *cowers in one corner* Waaaaaaahhh! Please don't hurt me!
Shini: *looks disgusted* You are weak.
MaxDuo: But he called Raye a prostitute.
Shini: True. *grabs the Nataku claw glove from the Inventor's Convention* *slips it on* Ya
know what? I think I like Ryana-san's writing.
MaxDuo: *grabs normal sized thermonuclear scythe* Maybe for weapons…
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Nataku, help me!
Wufei: *jumps into the ring* How dare you call on Nataku you weak onna!
Raye Kushrenada: Um…Wufei? Technically he's a guy.
Wufei: *sweatdrops* What?!
Ryana-san: Yep. He's supposed to be a guy. But he's a very weak guy.
Wufei: That's too weird. I'm out of here! *jumps the hell out of the ring*
Shini: *shrugs* Whatever! *extends Nataku claw*
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *has scrambled up the catwalk* Rita, help!
Ryana-san: She can't help you! I am in charge! Mwahahahaha!
Raye Kushrenada: *eyes go wide* Shini, MaxDuo! Get the hell out of that ring, now! She's
gonna have the whole place collapse!!!!!
Shini: *shrugs* Fine.
MaxDuo: *runs for his life and climbs into the booth*
Angel: It's getting crowded in here. But I wanna stay and see the fights…
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Then join me in the VIP booth. All the gore, none of the mess!
Angel: Good! *joins Rita, dragging Hiiro along*
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Ha, I'm still—
The catwalk collapses, he falls, and then the lighting falls on him. And so he's dead…for
now!
Ryana-san: And the winner's are Shini and MaxDuo!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: But they didn't do anything!
Shini: Shut up woman.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: You can't order the Emperess around!
Shini: Wanna bet!
Raye Kushrenada: *blinks* Um…I think I know what round two is.
Ryana-san: You wanna announce it?
Raye Kushrenada: *MaxDuo's arms are wrapped around her waist, his head is buried in her
hair* Um…*blushes* maybe you should. And quickly!
Ryana-san: *shrugs* Okay, round two is the usual Shini vs. the Emperess!
Raye Kushrenada: MaxDuo, get off. I have to announce.
MaxDuo: *hangs on*
Shini: Get off of her now!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Aw, is lil' Shini gettin jealous?
Shini: Oh just die now! *throws her out of the booth*
Ryana-san: *blinks* Uh oh…um…I guess Shini wins…score is Shini 3
Emperess 1
Shini: Get off her!
MaxDuo: Make me!
Raye Kushrenada: Hey, I'm still in the way!
Shini: *jumps on MaxDuo's back*
MaxDuo: *lets go of Raye and slams Shini against the post of the booth*
the Hentai Master: Now's my chance! *kidnaps Raye*
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Uh oh…Ryana-san, I think you went too far.
Angel: Yeah.
Ryana-san: Trust me, its just pay back.
Shini: *is pounding MaxDuo's head into the ground*
MaxDuo: *is biting Shini's ankle*
Ryana-san: *jumps out of the booth* This is Ryana-san, saying good fight, good night! And call
the cops!!!!!
Um…sorry this is so crazy. I'm not too good at writing; I prefer fighting. But Raye
offered me the chance to write a script, so I took it. Don't worry, the Hentai Master didn't do
anything to Raye. Shini and MaxDuo just kinda beat the crap out of each other, and the
Emperess isn't dead. Thank you Angel for putting up with this; for you we have the consolation
of a take-home Boushenin! The next script is in Raye's hands…I think I'm in trouble…
Oh, and send any questions, comments, and ideas to LadyNeptune27@aol.com or
StarWatcher27@hotmail.com (preferably to StarWatcher27…Rita doesn't have a vendetta
against me!)
what's going to happen now…vs. Raye I prefer to just go along with whatever mood I'm in. So
here goes!
The people in this script are going to be Raye Kushrenada, Rita the Internet Love
Goddess, Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku, our special guest Angel, Shini, MaxDuo, the
(blech) Hentai Master, and (double blech) Duo the Fake Shinigami…and me, Ryana-san!
Give me a break if this one isn't as good as Rita's or Raye's…I'm kinda new at this.
Ryana-san: Mwahahahahaha! I am in control now!
Raye Kushrenada: Shut up and do the legal stuff before we wind up fighting again.
Angel: You're mean.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: You get used to it after a while. *shrugs*
Shini: Hey, that move is trademarked!
the Hentai Master: Who cares? Do it again Rita!
Duo the Fake Shinigami: We don't own anything. Don't sue…p.s. Raye is a prostitute.
MaxDuo: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Shini: *Yuy Death Glare* Yes, repeat that. I don't think I heard you right.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Come on guys, let's just get this over with!
Angel: Is he about to die again?
Raye Kushrenada: Definitely. Ryana-san, would you kindly write us into a war free zone?!
Ryana-san: Nope. Instead, we're going to do a Celebrity Death Match kinda thing.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Woo hoo!
Raye Kushrenada: Hey! That's mine and Shini's idea for a new fanfic!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Come on, just let her stick them in the ring so they can kill
each other. Who knows? Maybe we can get a special guest referee so this'll still count as an
Animé fic.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Surprisingly enough, she has a point.
the Hentai Master: *grins mischievously* so do I.
Angel: *blinks* Keep him away from me. I don't care how, just do it!
Raye Kushrenada: *snaps fingers* Okay, here! *Hiiro appears* There; he'll protect you.
Angel: Yeah!! *glomps him* Okay, I'm ready.
the Hentai Master: Oh well…looks like I'll just have to stick my point to Shinigami's Muse, the
Angel of Death, the brunette bombshell from Hell, the—
Shini: Fake Shinigami; you will die.
MaxDuo: No one who insults Raye may live to tell about it.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Mommy!
Ryana-san: Uh oh, have to hurry!
And thus begins the Really Nutty Death Match!!!! Hehehe, round one: Duo the Fake
Shinigami vs. MaxDuo and Shini. Then maybe I'll get one of them to kill the Hentai Master. Oh,
and I'm under strict orders from Raye to have a match between Shini and the
Emperess…(don't tell her, but I'm not in the mood to make the scores even!)
Ryana-san: so this is what it's like up in the booth!
Raye Kushrenada: *winces* I hate heights.
Ryana-san: Well you're not getting down. Now let's get the boring stuff out of the way so Fake
Shinigami can die!
Angel: *while cuddling Hiiro* Okay, if you two are the announcers, why am I up here?
Raye Kushrenada: You're the special guest, and you're also taking Stone Cold Steve Austin's
place as the third commentator.
Angel: Oh. Okay. *shrugs* Just so long as you keep the Hentai Master far, far, far away from
me.
Raye Kushrenada: I know the feeling.
Ryana-san: Shut up, we have to do that stupid intro thingie.
Raye Kushrenada: Oh, fine! Hello, I'm Raye Kushrenada.
Ryana-san: And I'm Ryana-san.
Raye Kushrenada: Tonight on REALLY NUTTY DEATH MATCH!!!!!!!!! Ryana-san is pitting most
of us against each other.
Angel: Why?
Ryana-san: Because I can. First fight, with special guest referee Tenchi Masaki or whatever
his last name is, is a three-way match to the end! Duo the Fake Shinigami versus MaxDuo and
Shini!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Down in the ring…hehehe, I think I like being in control!
MaxDuo: Why do we have to do this?
From up in the booth
Ryana-san: Because I said so!!!!!
Back down to the ring…
MaxDuo: Oh.
Shini: Look at it this way; she's letting us use actual weapons versus Ms. Raye-lena Peacecraft
up there. *grins*
In the booth…
Raye Kushrenada: *right hand is blurred for sensor purposes, but I can assure you she's only
using one finger to wave* If she lets me out of the booth it'll be your ass!!!!!!!!
Back to the ring…for the last time!
Shini: Sure, riiiiiiiiight. I'm worried, can you tell.
MaxDuo: Just get on with it.
Shini: You're next.
MaxDuo: Wanna bet?
Tenchi Masaki: Hey, hey, hey! Save the energy for killing Duo the Fake…how can you be a fake
god of death?
Duo Maxwell: *who somehow got into our booth* Easy! He's a wuss, and Raye loves me!
Ryana-san: Just get them fighting! Duo, don't make me write you into the corner!
Raye Kushrenada: Serves you right for that last comment.
Angel: Don't fight!
Raye Kushrenada: *blinks*
Angel: It disturbs my Hiiro-cuddling!
Ryana-san: *sweatdrops* Tenchi, just get them started!
Tenchi: *shrugs* Okay…um…I wanna good clean fight?
Raye Kushrenada: *whispers* Now you're supposed to say "let's get it on!"
the Hentai Master: Yes, lets!
Ryana-san: *hits him over the head with a handy mallet* Now that that's taken care of…
Tenchi: Um…let's get it on? *throws Duo the Fake Shinigami into the ring, and gets the hell
out of there*
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *cowers in one corner* Waaaaaaahhh! Please don't hurt me!
Shini: *looks disgusted* You are weak.
MaxDuo: But he called Raye a prostitute.
Shini: True. *grabs the Nataku claw glove from the Inventor's Convention* *slips it on* Ya
know what? I think I like Ryana-san's writing.
MaxDuo: *grabs normal sized thermonuclear scythe* Maybe for weapons…
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Nataku, help me!
Wufei: *jumps into the ring* How dare you call on Nataku you weak onna!
Raye Kushrenada: Um…Wufei? Technically he's a guy.
Wufei: *sweatdrops* What?!
Ryana-san: Yep. He's supposed to be a guy. But he's a very weak guy.
Wufei: That's too weird. I'm out of here! *jumps the hell out of the ring*
Shini: *shrugs* Whatever! *extends Nataku claw*
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *has scrambled up the catwalk* Rita, help!
Ryana-san: She can't help you! I am in charge! Mwahahahaha!
Raye Kushrenada: *eyes go wide* Shini, MaxDuo! Get the hell out of that ring, now! She's
gonna have the whole place collapse!!!!!
Shini: *shrugs* Fine.
MaxDuo: *runs for his life and climbs into the booth*
Angel: It's getting crowded in here. But I wanna stay and see the fights…
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Then join me in the VIP booth. All the gore, none of the mess!
Angel: Good! *joins Rita, dragging Hiiro along*
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Ha, I'm still—
The catwalk collapses, he falls, and then the lighting falls on him. And so he's dead…for
now!
Ryana-san: And the winner's are Shini and MaxDuo!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: But they didn't do anything!
Shini: Shut up woman.
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: You can't order the Emperess around!
Shini: Wanna bet!
Raye Kushrenada: *blinks* Um…I think I know what round two is.
Ryana-san: You wanna announce it?
Raye Kushrenada: *MaxDuo's arms are wrapped around her waist, his head is buried in her
hair* Um…*blushes* maybe you should. And quickly!
Ryana-san: *shrugs* Okay, round two is the usual Shini vs. the Emperess!
Raye Kushrenada: MaxDuo, get off. I have to announce.
MaxDuo: *hangs on*
Shini: Get off of her now!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Aw, is lil' Shini gettin jealous?
Shini: Oh just die now! *throws her out of the booth*
Ryana-san: *blinks* Uh oh…um…I guess Shini wins…score is Shini 3
Emperess 1
Shini: Get off her!
MaxDuo: Make me!
Raye Kushrenada: Hey, I'm still in the way!
Shini: *jumps on MaxDuo's back*
MaxDuo: *lets go of Raye and slams Shini against the post of the booth*
the Hentai Master: Now's my chance! *kidnaps Raye*
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Uh oh…Ryana-san, I think you went too far.
Angel: Yeah.
Ryana-san: Trust me, its just pay back.
Shini: *is pounding MaxDuo's head into the ground*
MaxDuo: *is biting Shini's ankle*
Ryana-san: *jumps out of the booth* This is Ryana-san, saying good fight, good night! And call
the cops!!!!!
Um…sorry this is so crazy. I'm not too good at writing; I prefer fighting. But Raye
offered me the chance to write a script, so I took it. Don't worry, the Hentai Master didn't do
anything to Raye. Shini and MaxDuo just kinda beat the crap out of each other, and the
Emperess isn't dead. Thank you Angel for putting up with this; for you we have the consolation
of a take-home Boushenin! The next script is in Raye's hands…I think I'm in trouble…
Oh, and send any questions, comments, and ideas to LadyNeptune27@aol.com or
StarWatcher27@hotmail.com (preferably to StarWatcher27…Rita doesn't have a vendetta
against me!)