The Irresistible
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Disclaimer: I do not own the X-men or Generation X Marvel does.
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As the van pulled up in the driveway, the four hyper-teenagers (Angelo, Jono, Paige, and Monet, who walked out more casually) and Sean hopped out of the van and ran into the mansion. Paige was eyeing for her first victim. Sam. Paige had ran up to Sam and hugged him, making Sam turn beat red. Next was Wolverine... er... better pass him... and Cyke too.
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Meanwhile the other three went out to the Rec. Room instead of visiting.
"Hey Jube." Jubilee, of course, was busy playing video games.
"Hey Ange." Angelo and Jono went to the foozball table while Monet just sat down, beside Jubilee.
"Where's Paige?"
"She's out visiting with everyone."
OH YEAH!!! TEN TO NOTHING!!!
"Shut-up Jono."
Now that wasn't very sportsman-like towards, I, the king of FOOZBALL
"Fine then, you want to have a re-match? Except this time a twenty dollar bet?"
O.K. It will be nice being twenty dollars richer.
"I'll put the ball on the table then, amigo." Angelo said then picking up the ball and letting it drop out of his hands 'accidentally' towards the open doors of the patio.
"Oops, sorry about that, amigo, looks like we won't be playing then."
Nice try, amigo, but you can't pull a fast one on me. Jono then ran out the room, onto the patio, looking for the foozball.
"What are you two arguing about?"
"Well Jono says that you two have to be gay lovers but I didn't believe him."
"WHAT!?!?" Before the Angelo could repeat himself Monet and Jubilee were out on the patio looking for Jono.
"JONOTHAN STARSMORE!!! YOU HAVE SOME NERVE!!!"
What? What did I do gel?
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!"
No, I really don't. The trio were beside the pool, arguing, when suddenly Angelo snuck up behind them and pushed the three into the pool and ran off into the mansion as fast as he could.
"ANGELO!!!" When the three jumped out of the pool and ran into the mansion they had smelled something, something gross. They hunted down the halls and all the rooms except for the living room where everyone was. The trio marched into the room determined to kill Angelo, when they looked around.
'Wow! I can't believe how hot these people are!' Thought all three teenagers and then suddenly started molesting the crowd.
"JONOTHAN! Get off a meeeeeee!!!! Not in front of mah brother, he doesn't know about us and... HELLO... get yer hand out of there!!!"
"OH NO!!! NOT AGAIN" screamed Bishop and Wolverine in unison as they were molested by Jubilee and Monet. Then they jumped out of the nearest window hoping the fall would kill them but sadly the window was only a meter above the ground. Instead, Bishop brought out his gun and Wolverine brought out his claws. The two stood there facing the window, in a fighting stance facing the window.
"I know student and teacher relationships are not allowed but lets just be naughty for once, huh?" Monet said to Sean, taking a hold of his arm and stripping him slowly. He couldn't go because of Monet's super strength and he couldn't just sonic scream at his own student so Sean was stuck!
Jubilee was all over Gambit and kept on saying that how she was always a softie for French accents.
"Vas? Me no have French accent, me have German accent, Ya!" said Gambit in his rather bad imitation of a German accent.
"Oh my stars and garters it looks like these three were in the pool and the chlorine in the pool must have put an opposite affect on the cologne, making the three think that everything else was irresistible, but the smell, P-U, its definitely is resistible. Storm would you do the honors?"
"Gladly Hank!" After the rain had washed the scent away Hank had to tell everyone what had happened AGAIN, and made a mental note to clean the pool. Jono got a black eye from Sam who got very mad at seeing him molest his sister, Monet was determined to avoid Banshee for the rest of her life, Jubilee had a little smirk on her face (Which, by the way, was scaring the crap out of Gambit.) and Jean was having a hissy fit over the wet carpet and couches in the room.
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Two Days Later.......
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"Why hello there Jean! I got you some perfume!"
"Why thank- you Bobby!" Jean then flung the bottle, telepathically, out the window and into space.
"Hey!"
"Bobby, the next time you take a sample of the 'Irresistible Cologne' DO NOT give it to a psychic who can read your mind!"
"Oops... heh heh" Bobby smiled weakly.
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"Empirest Lilandra, we found this bottle floating in space and..."
"Here, let me see it Gladiator... SNIFF" Lilandra pours it on her.
"Empirest that bottle came from earth and... SNIFF... Helloooooo Empirest!" says Gladiator in a evil smile.
THE END
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Disclaimer: I do not own the X-men or Generation X Marvel does.
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As the van pulled up in the driveway, the four hyper-teenagers (Angelo, Jono, Paige, and Monet, who walked out more casually) and Sean hopped out of the van and ran into the mansion. Paige was eyeing for her first victim. Sam. Paige had ran up to Sam and hugged him, making Sam turn beat red. Next was Wolverine... er... better pass him... and Cyke too.
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Meanwhile the other three went out to the Rec. Room instead of visiting.
"Hey Jube." Jubilee, of course, was busy playing video games.
"Hey Ange." Angelo and Jono went to the foozball table while Monet just sat down, beside Jubilee.
"Where's Paige?"
"She's out visiting with everyone."
OH YEAH!!! TEN TO NOTHING!!!
"Shut-up Jono."
Now that wasn't very sportsman-like towards, I, the king of FOOZBALL
"Fine then, you want to have a re-match? Except this time a twenty dollar bet?"
O.K. It will be nice being twenty dollars richer.
"I'll put the ball on the table then, amigo." Angelo said then picking up the ball and letting it drop out of his hands 'accidentally' towards the open doors of the patio.
"Oops, sorry about that, amigo, looks like we won't be playing then."
Nice try, amigo, but you can't pull a fast one on me. Jono then ran out the room, onto the patio, looking for the foozball.
"What are you two arguing about?"
"Well Jono says that you two have to be gay lovers but I didn't believe him."
"WHAT!?!?" Before the Angelo could repeat himself Monet and Jubilee were out on the patio looking for Jono.
"JONOTHAN STARSMORE!!! YOU HAVE SOME NERVE!!!"
What? What did I do gel?
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!"
No, I really don't. The trio were beside the pool, arguing, when suddenly Angelo snuck up behind them and pushed the three into the pool and ran off into the mansion as fast as he could.
"ANGELO!!!" When the three jumped out of the pool and ran into the mansion they had smelled something, something gross. They hunted down the halls and all the rooms except for the living room where everyone was. The trio marched into the room determined to kill Angelo, when they looked around.
'Wow! I can't believe how hot these people are!' Thought all three teenagers and then suddenly started molesting the crowd.
"JONOTHAN! Get off a meeeeeee!!!! Not in front of mah brother, he doesn't know about us and... HELLO... get yer hand out of there!!!"
"OH NO!!! NOT AGAIN" screamed Bishop and Wolverine in unison as they were molested by Jubilee and Monet. Then they jumped out of the nearest window hoping the fall would kill them but sadly the window was only a meter above the ground. Instead, Bishop brought out his gun and Wolverine brought out his claws. The two stood there facing the window, in a fighting stance facing the window.
"I know student and teacher relationships are not allowed but lets just be naughty for once, huh?" Monet said to Sean, taking a hold of his arm and stripping him slowly. He couldn't go because of Monet's super strength and he couldn't just sonic scream at his own student so Sean was stuck!
Jubilee was all over Gambit and kept on saying that how she was always a softie for French accents.
"Vas? Me no have French accent, me have German accent, Ya!" said Gambit in his rather bad imitation of a German accent.
"Oh my stars and garters it looks like these three were in the pool and the chlorine in the pool must have put an opposite affect on the cologne, making the three think that everything else was irresistible, but the smell, P-U, its definitely is resistible. Storm would you do the honors?"
"Gladly Hank!" After the rain had washed the scent away Hank had to tell everyone what had happened AGAIN, and made a mental note to clean the pool. Jono got a black eye from Sam who got very mad at seeing him molest his sister, Monet was determined to avoid Banshee for the rest of her life, Jubilee had a little smirk on her face (Which, by the way, was scaring the crap out of Gambit.) and Jean was having a hissy fit over the wet carpet and couches in the room.
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Two Days Later.......
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"Why hello there Jean! I got you some perfume!"
"Why thank- you Bobby!" Jean then flung the bottle, telepathically, out the window and into space.
"Hey!"
"Bobby, the next time you take a sample of the 'Irresistible Cologne' DO NOT give it to a psychic who can read your mind!"
"Oops... heh heh" Bobby smiled weakly.
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"Empirest Lilandra, we found this bottle floating in space and..."
"Here, let me see it Gladiator... SNIFF" Lilandra pours it on her.
"Empirest that bottle came from earth and... SNIFF... Helloooooo Empirest!" says Gladiator in a evil smile.
THE END
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