A Jest In One Act

Chapter 1 - Lil' Miss Lily

By Draco's Gurl

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"Lily Evans! Get down here right now!" Mrs. Janet Evans yelled into the basement. "You and your sister need to get to King's Cross right away!"

"Coming mother."

Lily Janine Evans had been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry two months ago. Neither of her parents had 'magical ablilities' (as Mrs. Evans put it) but her great-grandmother (on her mother's side) had apparently been a witch. Even after the two months that had past since she had received her owl, Lily believed that this was just some elaborate joke on her parent's part, or maybe on Petunia's part.

Petunia was 4 years older than Lily, and was quite, well, evil. Petunia resembled something that was a cross between a horse, cat, and bird. She was far too skinny, had a HUGE neck, and was rather ugly. Not to mention that although she was 15, she had NO bosom, and her hair was really stringy. A disgusting combination all together. And she squawked when she was talking normally.

Lily, on the other hand, was beautiful. She had adorable green eyes, thin - but not too thin - red hair, and resembled a model. At 11, she already had a bit of a bosom, she was skinny, but didn't look like an anorexic, and was tall - 5 foot 2 to be exact.

There was one more Evans sister. Amalia, the oldest. She was 18, seven years older than Lily. She was what one would describe as perfect. A+ student, beautiful, popular, and headed for a career in medicine. Amalia was also a witch, like Lily. She had finished Hogwarts the year before, and her medicine career was actually a job as a medi-witch at St. Mungo's Hospital. Amalia was 5 foot 9, had red hair (it matched Lily's), greeny-blue eyes, and she had impeccable fashion sense. Lily and Amalia were also best friends. Well, the best friends sisters could be.

Now, Amalia was to take Lily of to King's Cross, where she would step onto Platform 9 3/4, where, unbeknownst to her, the life of Lily Janine Evans would change forever.



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Okay, I am working on chapter 2 right now, but you won't get it until I have 10 reviews.... All flames will be used for the fire under the stake to which Voldie is now tied :-).





Also, to all Draco Dearest and When Fury Hits Hogwarts fans - I am ridiculously busy right now, so I am working on DD chapter 4, and I have WFHH chapter 4 done, but I am waiting for my 20 reviews!



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