Sephiroth sat back in his seat again, wiping his fingers on a scrap of Kathryn's dress. Once again, she'd fainted, he sighed, why hadn't she done that when he'd kissed her at the wedding? He shook his head slightly. Leaning forward, he leered slightly at the driver. Watching the man drive, breathing on the back of the man's neck. Sephiroth could see the hairs standing up on the man's arms and was amused.
Finally, they pulled into a driveway and the driver got out. "This car is yours," he said before dashing to another car that was parked on the street in front of the house and got in, driving off.
Sephiroth sighed, opening his door and stepping out. Kathryn had awakened sometime while her new husband was busy terrorizing the driver, she now unbuckled herself and got out of the car, looking upon the house.
"Oh it's perfect!" she said happily and took off her remaining shoe to run up to the door. Sephiroth got the keys the driver had left in the seat of the car and came to the front door as well, figuring out which key actually opened the door and stepping in before Kathryn could. "Jerk! Ever heard of ladies first?" she snapped at him then stepped into the house.
A smile returned to her lips as she looked around. "I got first dibs on the shower!" she shrieked and ran through the house, finding the master bedroom and slamming the door shut before Sephiroth could even blink.
"Crazy woman...." he muttered softly and went back outside to the car to retrieve their things. He dumped Kathryn's stuff in the front hall while he looked around for somewhere to put Masamune. He noticed hooks driven into the brick above the fireplace and moved over to inspect them. Finally, he decided they were put there for him to hang Masamune out of the way and he obligingly put his sword there.
Turning again, he looked over the room. There was a couch and two chairs, all three made of tan leather with dark green throw pillows. There were no pictures on the walls, but Sephiroth was used to that, he figured that Kathryn might not be, though. Something caught his eye. It was in a small hole in the corner of the room. Sighing, he dug the tiny video camera out of its place and went into the kitchen, grabbing a plastic bowl and lid, he dropped the bug into it and set the bowl on the table as he began searching for more.
Kathryn eventually came out, wearing a towel, "Sephiroth- could you-"
"In the hallway," Sephiroth interrupted her as he found yet another video camera.
Kathryn blinked, watching him. "What are you doing?"
"Debugging," he said.
"Oh." She grabbed her bag of clothes and took it into the bedroom. The door closed softly then opened again loudly, "Debugging?!" she shrieked, clutching the towel around her. Her eyes were wide with the thought that she'd just taken a shower with cameras around.
Sephiroth smirked slightly and pushed past her into the bedroom, carrying the bowl rapidly filling with video cameras. He swept through the room and bathroom, extracting a handful before exiting the room to allow Kathryn privacy. She looked rather livid, and he was glad she wasn't mad at him for once.
When she emerged from the bedroom once again, she was wearing a pair of jeans and a floppy tee-shirt once again. "I found these in the pillows and under the mattress," she said, dumping the double handful of sensors into the new bowl Sephiroth had started filling. The previous one was now sitting on the kitchen table with a lid on it. "Oh.... I'm going to kill them, yes in deed..." Kathryn muttered under her breath.
"Oh don't worry. Its probably only Hojo watching us," Sephiroth said as Kathryn pulled the couch cushions out. Picking sensors out of each one then putting them back.
She got to her feet and looked at Sephiroth with a murderous expression. "I AM NOT A SUCKY PORN STAR AND I WILL BE WATCHED BY NO ONE!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.
Sephiroth laughed, "Not even by me?"
Kathryn gave him a long evil look, "You're not getting any until this house is completely clean!" Sephiroth shrugged, he'd gone twenty-five years without knowing what sex was like, he figured going a few more wouldn't make much of a difference. "Tomorrow- we're going to see President Shinra."
Sephiroth's eye twitched slightly and he felt a dull ache between his legs, remembering how she'd bruised him terribly the last time she got mad. "I figured you would want to see him, that's why I collected them instead of throwing them away. Hojo isn't going to be happy..."
She smirked, "Hojo can go to a whore house and jack off, but he won't be doing that while looking at us!" Sephiroth smirked back at her and watched as she went over to the hall closet. "You know what?" she asked suddenly as she started taking the few things out of the closet.
"What?" Sephiroth asked warily, wondering what she was up to. She grinned, grabbing his arm and dragging him into the closet with her, closing the door behind them. "Why are we in here?"
"Now... wouldn't this be a strange place for people to do something in their own house? It's a hall closet, no reason to put sensors or cameras in it, right?" Kathryn asked and he could barely see her face by the glow of his eyes. She was smiling mischievously. He felt her hands pulling his torn tuxedo jacket off.
"Um-" Sephiroth started to protest but she backed him against the wall, pressing her body against his.
"You're sexy when you're mad, you know..." Kathryn blurted, sounding slightly embarrassed as she finished the sentence.
* * *
Hojo frowned, "What the hell are they doing in the hall closet?!" he fumed, "Why would they be in the hall closet?!" he stomped his foot as he stood in a small room in his lab with various TV screens set up in it displaying the various views in Sephiroth's new house. He had been annoyed when they'd found the more obvious sensors and cameras but they hadn't found all of them. He just wished he'd thought to put sensors in the closets, but then, he hadn't thought that they'd be in the closets for more then a few moments to get a coat or something.
He snarled and turned up the volume for the hall camera, hearing mostly the buzz of silence.
"I- can't get this thing undone..." It was Sephiroth's voice.
Kathryn giggled, "Poor Sephiroth can't get my bra undone! What're we going to do?"
"I could rip it," Sephiroth offered.
"Uh, no... thanks, these things cost fifteen gil a piece!" Kathryn replied.
"You buy them in pieces?" Sephiroth sounded confused and Kathryn giggled again.
"No... I'll explain later."
There was silence, "Now what?" Sephiroth asked.
"Kiss me, Seph, anywhere you want to."
There was nothing else said, just grunts, moans, and thumps from the closet. Hojo sighed, turning the volume down. "Well, at least they're doing it. I'd thought they wouldn't have from the way they tried to kill each other during the wedding.
"Oh God!" Sephiroth exclaimed from the closet and Kathryn laughed.
"You like that?" she asked coyly.
Hojo frowned, "Damn! What are they doing?!" He paced around some, "In any case, I need to find a way to get her to come to me for check-ups..." he grinned, rubbing his hands together, "I need to start injecting her with Mako as soon as possible. I think I'll start with a higher dose then what I gave Lucrecia. This girl seems to be able to endure a lot more then anything Lucrecia could have." He rubbed his chin somewhat as he paced.
"Perhaps... I shouldn't have let Sephiroth be so completely oblivious to social culture," Hojo pondered out loud. He was interrupted by Kathryn's sudden loud moan. "Then again, he seems to be doing alright." Hojo left the small surveillance station, closing and locking the door behind him.
* * *
Sephiroth and Kathryn tumbled out of the closet, hair damp and messy, they'd pulled their cloths back on in the dark confines of the closet. Kathryn's shirt was on backwards, Sephiroth hadn't even buttoned the tuxedo shirt more then once and he was simply holding the jacket, his shoes and socks still in the closet.
"Gods.... now... I know... what I've been...missing!" Sephiroth panted, leaning against the wall.
Kathryn smirked slightly, "Glad to know I was that good," she replied between gasps for air. "Lets get something to eat then take a nap?"
"Good idea," Sephiroth agreed and watched as she pulled her arms into her shirt, turning it around. He closed his eyes, leaning his head back against the wall. Kathryn made her way into the kitchen, washed her hands and went through the cupboards. Finally, she found some bread, tuna, pickle and mayonnaise. Setting the items on the table, she gathered two plates, found the can opener, and set to work making sandwiches.
Sephiroth went to the sink, sniffing his fingers before washing his hands. Pulling out a chair at the golden oak table, he sat down, watching. "So it that how that stuffs made?" he asked.
Kathryn paused a moment to look at him, "You are so sheltered... I almost feel sorry for you." He gave her a dirty look.
"Now what is a bra and why do you buy them in pieces?" Sephiroth changed the subject, electing a deep blush from his new wife.