"Hey, Selphie!" Zell yelled.
"What's going on, Zell? I've been looking for you… I need some help getting the ideas for the Garden Festival. Come on…" Selphie answered.
"What? That's what I wanted to call you on…I was working on the decorations, and when I got back here, some punks tore them down and threw them out!" Zell said.
"Oh, yeah, that was me. Now let's get to work…" Selphie replied.
"Hold up a second…That was YOU?"
"Well, yeah…I mean, they were stupid…"
"WHAT? I was up all night doing those fucking decorations…I spent most of the day putting them up…" Zell fumed.
"Well, sure. Now help." Selphie replied.
"NO," Zell exclaimed.
"What did you say to me?" Selphie asked.
"I said, Apologize for doing it without my permission," Zell replied.
"Hey, if you didn't send them into Cid without my permission, I wouldn't have torn them down without yours…" Selphie exclaimed
"Oh, so it's my fault? Well, let's run it down to see whose fault it was…"
"Ooh, boy, this'll be long…"
"I do most of the thinking…I do ALL of the decorations, you take ALL of the credit…" Zell said.
"So logically, it should be YOUR fault, since you apparently do EVERYTHING…" Selphie argued.
"Oh, yeah, sure. I'm always to blame. If it's people giving us praise for how good they are, it's always 'perfect little Selphie.' If it's people trying to lynch us for how bad it was, it was 'wicked little Zell.' Is that it?" Zell raged.
"Well, yeah. Come on, Zell, face facts. I'm the one people associate with the Garden Festival. I'm the more popular one of us. Accept that." Selphie replied.
"Yeah…" Zell replied before mumbling something.
"Um, what did you just say?" Selphie asked.
"I said that the only reason you're popular is because every guy in Balamb, Trabia, and Galbadia Garden knows the exact shape of your birthmark…" Zell screamed.
"Well, that's funny, because I could say the EXACT SAME THING about YOU…" Selphie screamed.
"WHAT-DID-YOU-JUST-SAY?" Zell asked as he took a couple steps forward.
"Nothing…just that ZELL DINCHT IS A SMELLY HOMO. HE HAS SEX WITH MEN. AND HE SMELLS." Selphie yelled.
"WHAT WHAT?" Zell yelled as he took a few more steps forward.
"What are you going to do…CHICKEN-WUSS?" Selphie called out.
"Oh, THAT IS IT…" Zell immediately took off and started hitting Selphie. Selphie tried to get at her nunchaku and started to fight back. Suddenly, Xu ran out to see what was the matter.
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" Xu exclaimed.
"Well…it's…she…decorations…ripped off…punked out…" Zell stammered.
"Zell…plans…no permission…screwed over…hit me.!" Selphie cried.
"Well, this is really bad…and from two SeeDs, no less? You're both demoted one level and confined to your dorms for the rest of the day. That is that!"
"What's going on, Zell? I've been looking for you… I need some help getting the ideas for the Garden Festival. Come on…" Selphie answered.
"What? That's what I wanted to call you on…I was working on the decorations, and when I got back here, some punks tore them down and threw them out!" Zell said.
"Oh, yeah, that was me. Now let's get to work…" Selphie replied.
"Hold up a second…That was YOU?"
"Well, yeah…I mean, they were stupid…"
"WHAT? I was up all night doing those fucking decorations…I spent most of the day putting them up…" Zell fumed.
"Well, sure. Now help." Selphie replied.
"NO," Zell exclaimed.
"What did you say to me?" Selphie asked.
"I said, Apologize for doing it without my permission," Zell replied.
"Hey, if you didn't send them into Cid without my permission, I wouldn't have torn them down without yours…" Selphie exclaimed
"Oh, so it's my fault? Well, let's run it down to see whose fault it was…"
"Ooh, boy, this'll be long…"
"I do most of the thinking…I do ALL of the decorations, you take ALL of the credit…" Zell said.
"So logically, it should be YOUR fault, since you apparently do EVERYTHING…" Selphie argued.
"Oh, yeah, sure. I'm always to blame. If it's people giving us praise for how good they are, it's always 'perfect little Selphie.' If it's people trying to lynch us for how bad it was, it was 'wicked little Zell.' Is that it?" Zell raged.
"Well, yeah. Come on, Zell, face facts. I'm the one people associate with the Garden Festival. I'm the more popular one of us. Accept that." Selphie replied.
"Yeah…" Zell replied before mumbling something.
"Um, what did you just say?" Selphie asked.
"I said that the only reason you're popular is because every guy in Balamb, Trabia, and Galbadia Garden knows the exact shape of your birthmark…" Zell screamed.
"Well, that's funny, because I could say the EXACT SAME THING about YOU…" Selphie screamed.
"WHAT-DID-YOU-JUST-SAY?" Zell asked as he took a couple steps forward.
"Nothing…just that ZELL DINCHT IS A SMELLY HOMO. HE HAS SEX WITH MEN. AND HE SMELLS." Selphie yelled.
"WHAT WHAT?" Zell yelled as he took a few more steps forward.
"What are you going to do…CHICKEN-WUSS?" Selphie called out.
"Oh, THAT IS IT…" Zell immediately took off and started hitting Selphie. Selphie tried to get at her nunchaku and started to fight back. Suddenly, Xu ran out to see what was the matter.
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" Xu exclaimed.
"Well…it's…she…decorations…ripped off…punked out…" Zell stammered.
"Zell…plans…no permission…screwed over…hit me.!" Selphie cried.
"Well, this is really bad…and from two SeeDs, no less? You're both demoted one level and confined to your dorms for the rest of the day. That is that!"