What's a Pokémon?

So, what's a Pokémon? Everyone says
"Pikachu's gay!" and other immature crappy words
It makes me so livid with fury
I wanna force feed them turds
I wanna prove that Pokémon
Is NOT just for the birds

Pikachu gets all the attention
Maybe that's why they hate it
The only people obsessed with the little mouse
Are little kids and the guy who made it
What about the other Pokémon?
If they star, they just might re-rate it.

WHAT ABOUT THE PLOT???!!!
It's not there at all!
This s**t also contributes
To Pokémon's downfall!
Maybe that's why we all write Pokémon Fanfiction
One day, it will be read by all.