The Gundam Sailor files
By: Mari-Meia (Co-written by: Neko Tenshi)
AN: Hello! Okay, this fic is kinda...well...really crazy, but it is funny. For all of you that have read The Projects look out for the sequel, The Art Class, coming out in a couple of weeks or so, (I'm still working on it.) Any way, through out this fic you will see Dan Dan Dan. What that basically is a replacement for Dont Dont Don, which is what you say when there is a cliffhanger, or something happens (created by Neko-chan!). Example: "I shall call him, Mini-Me." in Austin Powers 2, there is music in the background, expressing the feeling, that is what Dan Dan Dan is. (FYI)
Ps: Heero is major OOC.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Sailor Moon, or the word Smeg, Cherry Blossom does! I do own my muse, and the Gundam Sailor files, and Dan Dan Dan (so does Neko , that reminds me, thanks Neko-chan, for helping me write this!!!) and a shirt and pants and shoes....
~*^ ^ The Gundam Sailor Files ^ ^ *~
The lights fade to Duo, playing the Halloween theme (otherwise known as the opening music to X-Files, I don't own that either.)
on a grand piano (I DO own the piano!). After a few moments of playing the annoying theme, he says -
Duo: Welcome to the Kushranada theater, owned by Mari-Meia Kushranada.
Duo continues playing.
Duo: You are about to witness the daily lives of the Gundam pilots and the Sailor Senshi.
Continues playing.
Duo: The horror begins.
Unknown voice from the side: Dan Dan Dan!!
A shadowy figure runs across the stage in slow motion. In a slow motion voice, yells-
NNNOOOOOO!!!
He dives into the piano, and he and the piano fall off the end of the stage.
Duo doesn't notice the piano, and plays thin air. Amazingly the music continues to play. Duo opens his eyes.
Duo: Smeg
Duo walks off the stage and you can see a small, black tape player in the background, playing the Halloween theme.
The lights fade onto the black screen, when suddenly big, white block letters appear. They read:
THE GUNDAM/SAILOR FILES.
Unknown voice from the side: Dan Dan Dan!
The letters fade and suddenly the screen snaps into the face-paced pod-race in The Phantom Menace.. The screen sputters, and movie stops. A shadowy figure walks onto the stage. He is identified as my muse- Hiroshi.
Hiroshi:...Sorry. * laughs nervously* wrong movie.
U.K.V.F.S. (unknown voice from the side): Dan Dan Dan!
Hiroshi:...uh right...anyhow here's the real movie... sorry about the mix-up.
U.K.V.F.S: Dan Dan Dan!
Hiroshi's eyes turn red, and then he walks off the stage.
The screen fades yet again, and white block letters appear. They read
THE SAILOR SENSHI CHORNICLES.
U.K.V.F.S.: Dan Dan Dan!
The screen brightens again to a scene of the inner sailor senshi sitting around a TV. They are watching Austin Powers-The spy who sagged me. They just happen to be at the part where Dr. Evil is talking about "the laser".
Rei was about to stand up to get a drink, when she decided to "lovingly" jab Usagi in the stomach. Usagi returns the favor and "lovingly" yells at Rei. Then Rei "lovingly" jeers at Usagi. Usagi "lovingly" kicks Rei. Rei "lovingly" punches Usagi. Usagi "lovingly" pulls a gun ouT of no where, and "lovingly" says:
Usagi: Omea wa korosu.
The screen fades yet again, and yet again white block letters appear. They read:
THE GUNDAM CHRONICLES.
U.K.V.F.S.: Dan Dan Dan!
The screen goes to a quite interesting scene of a warehouse. At the end a TV sits on the ground, surrounded by an armchair and a couch. Duo and Heero sit on the ground by the TV, playing a video game. Wufei is in the armchair, surrounded by tissues, Qautre is on the couch reading a book, and Trowa is walking Casually on a cloths line overhead.
Heero: Come on dude, kick but! *excitedly*
Duo: Wow Heero, I never seen you so into a game before.
Wufei: AAHH, AHHH, AAAHHH, CCHHOO!! *snot spews all over*
Qautre: Wufei, I'm sorry, but could you please try to control your allergies a little bit better? You know there is Flonase.
Wufei: Sorry, *sniff*
Trowa: .........
Heero: I'm so close...
Duo :*laughs evily* no one can ever beat the master!!!
Heero: I won!!!! *laughs insanely and runs around the room*
Duo: I should've never given you 3 whole 2 liter jugs of Mountain Dew, your too hyper for your own good.
Wufei: AAHH, AAHH, AAHH, ...CCCHHHOOO!!!
Qautre: Wufei! I missed the best romance scene in the book!!
Heero: *still laughing hysterically*
Trowa: .....I'm friends with idiots.
The screen fades, and the words
THE END
appear on the screen.
The P.A. system crackles and a voice identified as me, says
Mari-Meia: Thank you folks for watching the gundam sailor files. Tune in next week when the horror continues, and we find out who the unknown voice from the side is!!
U.K.V.F.S: Dan Dan Dan!!
By: Mari-Meia (Co-written by: Neko Tenshi)
AN: Hello! Okay, this fic is kinda...well...really crazy, but it is funny. For all of you that have read The Projects look out for the sequel, The Art Class, coming out in a couple of weeks or so, (I'm still working on it.) Any way, through out this fic you will see Dan Dan Dan. What that basically is a replacement for Dont Dont Don, which is what you say when there is a cliffhanger, or something happens (created by Neko-chan!). Example: "I shall call him, Mini-Me." in Austin Powers 2, there is music in the background, expressing the feeling, that is what Dan Dan Dan is. (FYI)
Ps: Heero is major OOC.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Sailor Moon, or the word Smeg, Cherry Blossom does! I do own my muse, and the Gundam Sailor files, and Dan Dan Dan (so does Neko , that reminds me, thanks Neko-chan, for helping me write this!!!) and a shirt and pants and shoes....
~*^ ^ The Gundam Sailor Files ^ ^ *~
The lights fade to Duo, playing the Halloween theme (otherwise known as the opening music to X-Files, I don't own that either.)
on a grand piano (I DO own the piano!). After a few moments of playing the annoying theme, he says -
Duo: Welcome to the Kushranada theater, owned by Mari-Meia Kushranada.
Duo continues playing.
Duo: You are about to witness the daily lives of the Gundam pilots and the Sailor Senshi.
Continues playing.
Duo: The horror begins.
Unknown voice from the side: Dan Dan Dan!!
A shadowy figure runs across the stage in slow motion. In a slow motion voice, yells-
NNNOOOOOO!!!
He dives into the piano, and he and the piano fall off the end of the stage.
Duo doesn't notice the piano, and plays thin air. Amazingly the music continues to play. Duo opens his eyes.
Duo: Smeg
Duo walks off the stage and you can see a small, black tape player in the background, playing the Halloween theme.
The lights fade onto the black screen, when suddenly big, white block letters appear. They read:
THE GUNDAM/SAILOR FILES.
Unknown voice from the side: Dan Dan Dan!
The letters fade and suddenly the screen snaps into the face-paced pod-race in The Phantom Menace.. The screen sputters, and movie stops. A shadowy figure walks onto the stage. He is identified as my muse- Hiroshi.
Hiroshi:...Sorry. * laughs nervously* wrong movie.
U.K.V.F.S. (unknown voice from the side): Dan Dan Dan!
Hiroshi:...uh right...anyhow here's the real movie... sorry about the mix-up.
U.K.V.F.S: Dan Dan Dan!
Hiroshi's eyes turn red, and then he walks off the stage.
The screen fades yet again, and white block letters appear. They read
THE SAILOR SENSHI CHORNICLES.
U.K.V.F.S.: Dan Dan Dan!
The screen brightens again to a scene of the inner sailor senshi sitting around a TV. They are watching Austin Powers-The spy who sagged me. They just happen to be at the part where Dr. Evil is talking about "the laser".
Rei was about to stand up to get a drink, when she decided to "lovingly" jab Usagi in the stomach. Usagi returns the favor and "lovingly" yells at Rei. Then Rei "lovingly" jeers at Usagi. Usagi "lovingly" kicks Rei. Rei "lovingly" punches Usagi. Usagi "lovingly" pulls a gun ouT of no where, and "lovingly" says:
Usagi: Omea wa korosu.
The screen fades yet again, and yet again white block letters appear. They read:
THE GUNDAM CHRONICLES.
U.K.V.F.S.: Dan Dan Dan!
The screen goes to a quite interesting scene of a warehouse. At the end a TV sits on the ground, surrounded by an armchair and a couch. Duo and Heero sit on the ground by the TV, playing a video game. Wufei is in the armchair, surrounded by tissues, Qautre is on the couch reading a book, and Trowa is walking Casually on a cloths line overhead.
Heero: Come on dude, kick but! *excitedly*
Duo: Wow Heero, I never seen you so into a game before.
Wufei: AAHH, AHHH, AAAHHH, CCHHOO!! *snot spews all over*
Qautre: Wufei, I'm sorry, but could you please try to control your allergies a little bit better? You know there is Flonase.
Wufei: Sorry, *sniff*
Trowa: .........
Heero: I'm so close...
Duo :*laughs evily* no one can ever beat the master!!!
Heero: I won!!!! *laughs insanely and runs around the room*
Duo: I should've never given you 3 whole 2 liter jugs of Mountain Dew, your too hyper for your own good.
Wufei: AAHH, AAHH, AAHH, ...CCCHHHOOO!!!
Qautre: Wufei! I missed the best romance scene in the book!!
Heero: *still laughing hysterically*
Trowa: .....I'm friends with idiots.
The screen fades, and the words
THE END
appear on the screen.
The P.A. system crackles and a voice identified as me, says
Mari-Meia: Thank you folks for watching the gundam sailor files. Tune in next week when the horror continues, and we find out who the unknown voice from the side is!!
U.K.V.F.S: Dan Dan Dan!!