CHAPTER TWO
Mario headed back to the car obviously feeling terrible and the sight of Luigi crying made him feel worse. He couldn't tell Luigi but sooner or later he'll find out. Mario almost went into tears himself but stopped himself.
M: Relax Luigi. You could go to this place Sega. They have an opening
L: reads paper Do I look like a hedgehog to you
M: takes a good look at Luigi no… Yes…No…Yes…No
L: Give me a straight answer.
M: No… Ye… No… Yes
L: starts weeping more If I only practiced my Italian accent…
M: No…Yes…No
L: It's because I'm ugly isn't it
M: No… Luigi if I was homosexual I would fall for you right away
L: Gives strange look do you really mean it
M: Yes…No…Yes… Maybe
L: Now what am I going to tell Peach. She's going to dump me for sure
M: I wouldn't say I would fall right in love with you it's just…
L: I mean I've been unemployed for two years. We're on our tenth mortgage. I mean… Mario… did you notice we've been parked for 10 straight minutes
M: weeping Yea…Yea I have
The next day the phone starts to ring and it is none other then Mr. Miyamato himself. He said he'd need him to rehearse today at 3. Today was an important day. Mario was really worried what he was going to say to Luigi.
M: Luigi I'm stepping out for a while
L: OK… I'll be here killing my self-esteem.
M: OK… Have fun tall buddy
Mario made it to the rehearsal and was doing fine until he heard a beautiful yet familiar voice.
M: PEACH! What are you doing here?
P: I got the princess role. Isn't that grate we're going to pretend being in love
M: Yeah… pretend…
MI: Ok lets get this show on the roll
M: IT-SA ME. MARIO
After a two-hour rehearsal, Mario was heading to his car only to be approached by Peach.
P: Hey Mario. I was thinking you could come over my house for… rehearsal
M: Hell Yeah… I mean I guess let me tell Luigi an excuse… I mean that I'll be late
After Mario tells Luigi an excuse, he goes to Peach's house to "rehearse"
M: Hi Princess
P: Sexy Hello Mario
M: I heard Bowser is around these parts
P: sits on Mario's lap you'll protect me right Mario
M: stair into her eyes of course
It took no time at all. They were making out. Mario betrayed Luigi for the second time. What will he do next? To Be Continued…