The Gundam/Salior files, episode 2\par
By: Mari-Meia\par
AN: Hola minna-san. Wow. Two languages in one sentence. Moving on, here is the
second episode of a series of humorous fics. It's got the basic "plot" of the
first episode. The daily lives of the sailor Senshi and Gundam pilots. Heero
is no longer out of character, so don't worry. That isonly one of the two
differences between this episode and the first chapter. The second one is that
both the Gundam and Sailor chronicels are combined. Enjoy!
PS: If you like my writing, please read Dragon Fang. It's a serious fic I worte.
The only problem is that no one reviewed it! Oh yea, review this fic too! (almost forgot)
Disclaimer: *to the music of Fantasy by Lunacrest (don't know how to spell that)* I
don't own gu gu gu gu gu gu Gundam Wing or Sailor Moon *Music stops* ...wait...wrong
song...*to the music of No More by 3LW* I'm gettin' kinda tired of not owning anything
anything, cause I don't own Sailor Moon or Gundam Wing Gundam Wing*music stops*...
wait...wrong song agian... * to the music of by Limp Bizkit* Keep Blowin blowin blowin blowin up... keep blowin bl-right
song!-blowin blowin up...
Gundam Salior files, episode 2
The curtians of the Kushranda theater start to open to terrible piano music, and
then the sound of an explosion. A figure of a young women (AN: ME!!) walks onto
the stage and says-
Mari: *chukles nervously* We were going to start with the usual piano opening,
but Heero who was supposed to play this evening, kinda blew it up. *gestures to
ashes on stage floor*\par
Hiroshi runs on stage and whispers something into Mari's ear.\par
Mari: I would've originally zapped up a new piano. but Hiroshi, my muse here,
has an idea-
U.K.V.F.S. (unknown voice from the side) : Dan! Dan! Dan!\par
\par
Hiroshi's eyes get red and he runs off the stage screaming-\par
Hiroshi: SSHHUUTT UUPP!! shutupshutupshutupshutup!!!\par
Mari: *looks after Hiroshi* That was interesting.\par
U.K.V.F.S.: *Strangled voice* Dan! Dan!- OUCH!! That hurt Hiroshi!\par
Growl sounds from the side of stage.\par
Mari looks off to the side once more before leaving the stage. The movie screen
darkens. Suddenly bright orange letters jolt across the screen. They read-\par
A long time ago-
Quatre: *Off in the backround* Actually it was yesterday.\par
Letters: In a galaxy far far away.\par
Quatre: No, it was across the street!\par
The screen darkens once more and then brightens agian with words that scroll
toward the center on the sreen. The title reads-\par
The Gundam Sailor Files\par
Star Wars (AN: witch I don't own!)music bursts out of the speakers. Then a sound
of a record screching fills the speaker followed by silence.\par
Duo: Let's put on some real music!
Just Communication bursts out of the speakers along with a crowd of electric guitars
playing the melody. Then the scene is cut momentarily by a picture of Duo head banging.
The picture fades away.
Slowly the words scrolling the movie screen fade away along with the extremely
loud music. Then a picture of a ship passing by the screen appears. The only
problem is that the ship keeps going and going and going and going and going
(AN: Unforuatly I have to credit the movie Space Balls for that bit of the ship) A
muffled scream trails throught the almost silent speakers. The ship explodes in
fragments and a picture of Heero appears on the screen.
Heero: Mission Acomplished.
He is cut off by large letters that fill the screen. they read:
The Gundam ans the Sailor Chronicles combined.
Then the screen fades once again and opens to Duo who is laying on a couch with
a mischeivous look on his face. Wufei is sitting inan armvhair sniffling. Quatre
walks in merrily and hands Wufei a blottle of Flonase
Quatre: *truimphently* Wufei, this is your answer to your parayers. Asata la
vista allergies! I con read my book now. Victor-
Wufei: AACCHHOO!!
Snot spews across the room and splatters all over the camera screen.
Quatre: Wufei! It's called a kleenex!
Wufei: *sniff* sorry.
Heero walks in the scene.
Heero: The camera is running.
Duo bursts out laughing.
Quatre: Duo!! Do you know how enbarrasing this is! I didn't take a shower, I'm
in my Pj's I...I have to go. *Places hand over mouth and walks off*
Duo is still laughing when Trowa enters scene. He merely pauses for a second and
continues walking outside so he can go on his daily walk on the clothesline.
Heero and Wufei leaves the scene and Duo is stuck with the job of cleaning up
the room. He's no longer laughing.
45 minutes later...
Duo is still alone in a now clean living room. He looks around
with the same mischeivous look on his face. He picks up a phone, closes his eyes
and starts dialing. The phone rings and then somebody answers saying-
Voice: Moshi Moshi?...Moshi Moshi?!...MOSHI MOSHI!?!
Duo: Hello good sir...bye. *hangs up*\par
Duo Dials randomly agian. Phone rings and then is answered-
Voice: Hello?
Duo: Hello sir. May I interest you in dehighdrated water? Remember... Just add
water! *The person hangs up.*
Duo dials agian.
Voice: Hello. You have reached Universal Pictures. May I help you?
Duo: Yah. I am looking for Arnold Swazennager.
Voice: I'm sorry Sir. You can not reach that person here.
Duo: Asta Lavista...baby. *hangs up*
Dials agian.
Voice: You have reached K-mart. May I help you?
Duo: *In deep Swedish accent* I am the worker named Sue..from Sweden.
Voice: I'm sorry sir. I know no one that works here named Sue.
Duo: Liar!! *hangs up*
Dials agian
Voice: You have reached the American Texas Boot camp. What room number would you
like?
Duo: Room Zero.
Voice: Hello?
Duo: *in high screechy voice* Hello Johnny. You haven't called in days! Whats a
gal to do?
Voice: Uh...this is an all girl Boot camp.
Duo: Sorry. *hangs up*
Presses redial.
Voice: You have reached the American Texas Boot camp-
Duo: Zero.
Voice: Hello?
Duo: Hey babe.
Voice: This is the General!!
U.K.V.F.S.: Dan! Dan! Dan!
Hiroshi runs on stage and looks around.
Hiroshi: Lost. Lost. DDIIEEIINNGG lost.*Runs off stage* (thanx, Neko, for making that up!)
Duo: *Hangs up.*
Heero walks in.
Heero: Duo!! What are you doing!
Duo dials 911.
VOice: 911 emergency. May I help you?
Duo: Yes! A man is trying to kill me! *Gives directions and hangs up*
Heero proceeds to chase Duo around. The doorbell rings and Heero answers. r
Heero: Hello?
Paramedics line the door. They just happen to be volunteers. And the volunteers
just happen to be the Sailor Senshi.
Usagi: A man called a few minutes ago. Something about trying to be killed.
Ami: Now would you be the man that is being killed by a man, or the man that is
trying to kill him.
Heero: *scratches head*\par
Duo runsright behind the door screaming.
Rei: We should've brought those straight jackets.
Lita: All right sir. Hands behind yoour head, we'll have to arrest you.
Quatre: Never!!
Pretty soon the whole apartment is full of crazily running sailor senshi and
gundam pilots.
Wufei: AACCHHOO!!
The scene ends.
Mari: I know I said that you find out who was the U.K.V.F.S., but you didn't.
How insane will the G boyz and Sailor Senshi get? Find out on the next episode
of Dragon Ball Z!
Hiroshi: You mean Gundam Sailor FIles.
Mari: Right, Gundam Sailor files.
U.K.V.F.S.: Dan! Dan! Dan!
Hiroshi runs across the stage after the voice.
Hiroshi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Mari: Ecsessive compulsive behavior is not pretty.
THE END
By: Mari-Meia\par
AN: Hola minna-san. Wow. Two languages in one sentence. Moving on, here is the
second episode of a series of humorous fics. It's got the basic "plot" of the
first episode. The daily lives of the sailor Senshi and Gundam pilots. Heero
is no longer out of character, so don't worry. That isonly one of the two
differences between this episode and the first chapter. The second one is that
both the Gundam and Sailor chronicels are combined. Enjoy!
PS: If you like my writing, please read Dragon Fang. It's a serious fic I worte.
The only problem is that no one reviewed it! Oh yea, review this fic too! (almost forgot)
Disclaimer: *to the music of Fantasy by Lunacrest (don't know how to spell that)* I
don't own gu gu gu gu gu gu Gundam Wing or Sailor Moon *Music stops* ...wait...wrong
song...*to the music of No More by 3LW* I'm gettin' kinda tired of not owning anything
anything, cause I don't own Sailor Moon or Gundam Wing Gundam Wing*music stops*...
wait...wrong song agian... * to the music of by Limp Bizkit* Keep Blowin blowin blowin blowin up... keep blowin bl-right
song!-blowin blowin up...
Gundam Salior files, episode 2
The curtians of the Kushranda theater start to open to terrible piano music, and
then the sound of an explosion. A figure of a young women (AN: ME!!) walks onto
the stage and says-
Mari: *chukles nervously* We were going to start with the usual piano opening,
but Heero who was supposed to play this evening, kinda blew it up. *gestures to
ashes on stage floor*\par
Hiroshi runs on stage and whispers something into Mari's ear.\par
Mari: I would've originally zapped up a new piano. but Hiroshi, my muse here,
has an idea-
U.K.V.F.S. (unknown voice from the side) : Dan! Dan! Dan!\par
\par
Hiroshi's eyes get red and he runs off the stage screaming-\par
Hiroshi: SSHHUUTT UUPP!! shutupshutupshutupshutup!!!\par
Mari: *looks after Hiroshi* That was interesting.\par
U.K.V.F.S.: *Strangled voice* Dan! Dan!- OUCH!! That hurt Hiroshi!\par
Growl sounds from the side of stage.\par
Mari looks off to the side once more before leaving the stage. The movie screen
darkens. Suddenly bright orange letters jolt across the screen. They read-\par
A long time ago-
Quatre: *Off in the backround* Actually it was yesterday.\par
Letters: In a galaxy far far away.\par
Quatre: No, it was across the street!\par
The screen darkens once more and then brightens agian with words that scroll
toward the center on the sreen. The title reads-\par
The Gundam Sailor Files\par
Star Wars (AN: witch I don't own!)music bursts out of the speakers. Then a sound
of a record screching fills the speaker followed by silence.\par
Duo: Let's put on some real music!
Just Communication bursts out of the speakers along with a crowd of electric guitars
playing the melody. Then the scene is cut momentarily by a picture of Duo head banging.
The picture fades away.
Slowly the words scrolling the movie screen fade away along with the extremely
loud music. Then a picture of a ship passing by the screen appears. The only
problem is that the ship keeps going and going and going and going and going
(AN: Unforuatly I have to credit the movie Space Balls for that bit of the ship) A
muffled scream trails throught the almost silent speakers. The ship explodes in
fragments and a picture of Heero appears on the screen.
Heero: Mission Acomplished.
He is cut off by large letters that fill the screen. they read:
The Gundam ans the Sailor Chronicles combined.
Then the screen fades once again and opens to Duo who is laying on a couch with
a mischeivous look on his face. Wufei is sitting inan armvhair sniffling. Quatre
walks in merrily and hands Wufei a blottle of Flonase
Quatre: *truimphently* Wufei, this is your answer to your parayers. Asata la
vista allergies! I con read my book now. Victor-
Wufei: AACCHHOO!!
Snot spews across the room and splatters all over the camera screen.
Quatre: Wufei! It's called a kleenex!
Wufei: *sniff* sorry.
Heero walks in the scene.
Heero: The camera is running.
Duo bursts out laughing.
Quatre: Duo!! Do you know how enbarrasing this is! I didn't take a shower, I'm
in my Pj's I...I have to go. *Places hand over mouth and walks off*
Duo is still laughing when Trowa enters scene. He merely pauses for a second and
continues walking outside so he can go on his daily walk on the clothesline.
Heero and Wufei leaves the scene and Duo is stuck with the job of cleaning up
the room. He's no longer laughing.
45 minutes later...
Duo is still alone in a now clean living room. He looks around
with the same mischeivous look on his face. He picks up a phone, closes his eyes
and starts dialing. The phone rings and then somebody answers saying-
Voice: Moshi Moshi?...Moshi Moshi?!...MOSHI MOSHI!?!
Duo: Hello good sir...bye. *hangs up*\par
Duo Dials randomly agian. Phone rings and then is answered-
Voice: Hello?
Duo: Hello sir. May I interest you in dehighdrated water? Remember... Just add
water! *The person hangs up.*
Duo dials agian.
Voice: Hello. You have reached Universal Pictures. May I help you?
Duo: Yah. I am looking for Arnold Swazennager.
Voice: I'm sorry Sir. You can not reach that person here.
Duo: Asta Lavista...baby. *hangs up*
Dials agian.
Voice: You have reached K-mart. May I help you?
Duo: *In deep Swedish accent* I am the worker named Sue..from Sweden.
Voice: I'm sorry sir. I know no one that works here named Sue.
Duo: Liar!! *hangs up*
Dials agian
Voice: You have reached the American Texas Boot camp. What room number would you
like?
Duo: Room Zero.
Voice: Hello?
Duo: *in high screechy voice* Hello Johnny. You haven't called in days! Whats a
gal to do?
Voice: Uh...this is an all girl Boot camp.
Duo: Sorry. *hangs up*
Presses redial.
Voice: You have reached the American Texas Boot camp-
Duo: Zero.
Voice: Hello?
Duo: Hey babe.
Voice: This is the General!!
U.K.V.F.S.: Dan! Dan! Dan!
Hiroshi runs on stage and looks around.
Hiroshi: Lost. Lost. DDIIEEIINNGG lost.*Runs off stage* (thanx, Neko, for making that up!)
Duo: *Hangs up.*
Heero walks in.
Heero: Duo!! What are you doing!
Duo dials 911.
VOice: 911 emergency. May I help you?
Duo: Yes! A man is trying to kill me! *Gives directions and hangs up*
Heero proceeds to chase Duo around. The doorbell rings and Heero answers. r
Heero: Hello?
Paramedics line the door. They just happen to be volunteers. And the volunteers
just happen to be the Sailor Senshi.
Usagi: A man called a few minutes ago. Something about trying to be killed.
Ami: Now would you be the man that is being killed by a man, or the man that is
trying to kill him.
Heero: *scratches head*\par
Duo runsright behind the door screaming.
Rei: We should've brought those straight jackets.
Lita: All right sir. Hands behind yoour head, we'll have to arrest you.
Quatre: Never!!
Pretty soon the whole apartment is full of crazily running sailor senshi and
gundam pilots.
Wufei: AACCHHOO!!
The scene ends.
Mari: I know I said that you find out who was the U.K.V.F.S., but you didn't.
How insane will the G boyz and Sailor Senshi get? Find out on the next episode
of Dragon Ball Z!
Hiroshi: You mean Gundam Sailor FIles.
Mari: Right, Gundam Sailor files.
U.K.V.F.S.: Dan! Dan! Dan!
Hiroshi runs across the stage after the voice.
Hiroshi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Mari: Ecsessive compulsive behavior is not pretty.
THE END