M: LUIGI! I'M GOING OUT!
L: OK. I'll see you later
L: Wait, I have to give the car a wash.
Luigi goes out to the car and starts wiping it. He cleaned the inside of the trunk and as he closed it, his overalls got stuck. Mario then started the engine.
L: Wait! Mario! Don't start the car!
But it was too late. Mario was already going dragging Luigi with him.
L: Scrapes face on street STOP! OW! STOP! MAAARIIOO! WAIT! WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE AUDITION STUDIO? OWWWWWW!!!!!!
Suddenly the car stops and Luigi unhooks himself out of the trunk and goes inside to see the biggest disappointment of his life. He sees Mario walk and hug the director. Then he sees him kiss Peach.
L: Uhhhhh…. That's only a courtesy kiss. Sees them kiss longer and on the lips and starts to go back home.
After the Practice:
P: I have to go Mario. I'll see you later. Are you going home as well?
M: No. I'm going to help Mr. Miyamoto. I'll catch you later
It took three hours for Mario to finish and to get home.
M: Luigi, I'm home. I saw Peach. Sees Luigi with Peach Oh, you did too. OK, I'll let you guys go at it..
L: Turns around and gives a visual of Peach tied up and him holding a Cougar magnum Why don't you stay a little bit longer Mario. Throws Mario to the bed
L: I've worked so hard to get that part. And you took it away from me. Is this true?
M: Uhh.. Yes… no…yes..No..
L: shoots a bullet to the ceiling SHUT UP. Give me a reason why I shouldn't shoot you right now.
P: I'm your girlfriend.
L: shoots peach at the chest Ernt!!!! Wrong Answer. WAS my girlfriend! Turns to Mario What about you Lard-Boy.
M: YOU SHOT PEACH. YOU SHOT PEACH. WHO's going to play the princess asshole?
L shoots at Mario but misses. Mario starts running. He shoots at Mario 3 more times and misses until he trips Mario on the floor TIME TO DIE BIG BRO. ARE YOU SAYING YOUR PRAYERS?
M: Yes…NO…Ye
L: Gives a scream and pulls the trigger but was out of ammo NO. NO. This can't be.
M: What a rip. I soiled myself and didn't die. Uses his uppercut to knock out Luigi then calls 911 Hello 911, my bitch is hurt.
911: Did you do it?
M: Yes… he shot my girlfriend, I think she's still breathing. Help!
After about three minutes the police came and helped Peach and arrested Luigi. But got out with bail.
The next day at practice, Mr. Miyamoto announced that Luigi could be that co-star and since Peach was hurt. They got a replacement for now, Daisy.
And the rest, is history…