Author's Pre-Story Babbling: Title needs changing: noted! Chapter length.. mm, I find it a wee difficult to write in long spurts. Plus, short chapters add to the suspense, no? ^-^ But I'll try to make 'em longer anyway. ^-^
For disclaimer, see Chapter 1.
Chapter 4
"Ha! He's not wiping it off, he's rubbing it in!"
"Am not, turdbreath!" Butch growled.
"Cut it out, you guys." Brick said. "It was a pretty gross and traumatizing experince, but we'll live."
"Whatever, dude. You probably liked it. I notice you're not bothering to wipe it off." Boomer gestured to the red kiss-mark on Brick's cheek.
"Shut up, turdbreath!" Brick muttered, rubbing his cheek with his sleeve.
"I am NOT a turdbreath!"
"Boy, you smell like a turd, turdbreath!" Butch snickered.
"Yeah, what've you been eating? Turds?" Brick grinned.
***
"..and so, they're going to help you destroy the monster." Professor finished.
"But what about after that?" Blossom asked.
"Er.. uh.. I guess I didn't really think about that.. stay here and help out when needed?"
"BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!" A streak of blue whizzed by the professor's head.
"Give it back, turdbreath!" Brick, hatless, zipped after Boomer. Butch trailed along behind.
"Boomer! Pass it here!" Butch called. Brick's red hat flew through the air. Butch zoomed backwards and caught it, knocking over a lamp. "Oops. My bad." Brick was there in a flash. He caught the lamp just before it hit the floor, then snatched his hat back from Butch.
"Klutz." Brick muttered, putting his hat in its rightful place atop his head.
All three of the Powerpuffs blinked simultaneously. Blossom giggled.
"Just came to let you know that the little phone-thing in you girls' room is buzzing." Boomer said.
"Uh-oh. I'll go get it." Blossom flew upstairs. After a few minutes, she came back down. "That monster's back! Now's our chance."
***
"Me and Brick'll distract it. When you guys get the chance, grab its tail and lift it up as high as you can, and-"
"Then throw it heckuva far?" Butch asked hopefully.
"Yep." Blossom nodded.
"Alright!"
"Everyone understand their jobs?" Blossom asked. All the 'ruffs and 'puffs nodded in unison. "Good. Let's do it."
Brick and Blossom zipped off around the left side of the building they were behind. Boomer, Bubbles, Buttercup, and Butch zipped around to the right.
"HEY!" Brick yelled. The monster turned around, stomping some cars flat and knocking over two buildings in the process.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!" it grawr-ed.
Blossom breathed in deep and blew her ice breath straight at the monster. Brick blinked, shrugged, then blew at the monster, too. Ice also came from his mouth, and with both of them doing it at the same time, the entire monster was easily frozen within a few minutes.
"Hey, how come you can do it too?" Blossom asked.
"What, I'm not supposed to?"
"HEY! Little help, Ice Princess?" Buttercup called. She and the rest of the boys and girl were having trouble. They had gotten the monster off the ground, but were having trouble keeping it in the air. Blossom and Brick flew beneath the monster and lifted upwards.
All six of them together were still just barely enough to lift it, but they managed to get it quite a distance above Townsville. When she felt they were high enough, Blossom yelled, "NOW!" and they all let go.
The monster fell like a rock to the Earth, and with a resounding BOOM, it hit the ground and shattered into little tiny frozen pieces. The Powerpuffs and the Rowdyruffs flew back down to Townsville. The citizens gathered in a crowd around the broken monster and cheered.
"All in a day's work, folks! Thank you, thank you.." Blossom said.
"Dude, where'd all these gears and crap come from?" Butch asked. Everyone looked down.
"The monster was a robot?" Buttercup asked.
***
*BONK!*
"Take that, Puppet Pal Clem!"
Buttercup and Butch snickered.
All the boys and girls were in the living room, doing various things. Bubbles was coloring on the coffee table, Blossom reading a book on the couch. Buttercup and Butch were watching Puppet Pals, Boomer and Brick were roughhousing in the corner.
It was the week after the big fight with the monster, and crime had been scarce since. However, in the past week the Rowdyruffs had managed to break and/or damage in some way every piece of furniture in the house. Professor Utonium was getting a little.. grumpy. Especially today, since they had managed to shatter every beaker of fluid in his lab with one stray basketball earlier this morning. Something had to be done.
The professor stuck his head into the living room.
"Boys.. I have a little suprise for you.."
"Candy?" Brick asked.
"Candy?" Boomer asked.
"You're really a woman?" Butch asked.
"No, no, and definetly no. Come out back and see."
And so, Professor led the Rowdyruffs out to the backyard, to show them his latest creation.
"Here it is!"
"Wow! So this is what you've been banging on for the past few nights. I was wondering what those noises were." Butch said.
"It's.. beautiful.." Boomer said, awed by the sight before him.
"And it's ours?" Brick asked.
"Yes, all yours." Professor confirmed.
"Cool beans!"
Author's Post-Story Babbling: So, anyone have any ideas for a new title? ^-^ Tell meh! And I apologize for that crappy fight scene. So I can't write fight scenes, sue meh. ^-^;; I'll make up for it in the next chapter, which has much funness. Review!
For disclaimer, see Chapter 1.
Chapter 4
"Ha! He's not wiping it off, he's rubbing it in!"
"Am not, turdbreath!" Butch growled.
"Cut it out, you guys." Brick said. "It was a pretty gross and traumatizing experince, but we'll live."
"Whatever, dude. You probably liked it. I notice you're not bothering to wipe it off." Boomer gestured to the red kiss-mark on Brick's cheek.
"Shut up, turdbreath!" Brick muttered, rubbing his cheek with his sleeve.
"I am NOT a turdbreath!"
"Boy, you smell like a turd, turdbreath!" Butch snickered.
"Yeah, what've you been eating? Turds?" Brick grinned.
***
"..and so, they're going to help you destroy the monster." Professor finished.
"But what about after that?" Blossom asked.
"Er.. uh.. I guess I didn't really think about that.. stay here and help out when needed?"
"BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!" A streak of blue whizzed by the professor's head.
"Give it back, turdbreath!" Brick, hatless, zipped after Boomer. Butch trailed along behind.
"Boomer! Pass it here!" Butch called. Brick's red hat flew through the air. Butch zoomed backwards and caught it, knocking over a lamp. "Oops. My bad." Brick was there in a flash. He caught the lamp just before it hit the floor, then snatched his hat back from Butch.
"Klutz." Brick muttered, putting his hat in its rightful place atop his head.
All three of the Powerpuffs blinked simultaneously. Blossom giggled.
"Just came to let you know that the little phone-thing in you girls' room is buzzing." Boomer said.
"Uh-oh. I'll go get it." Blossom flew upstairs. After a few minutes, she came back down. "That monster's back! Now's our chance."
***
"Me and Brick'll distract it. When you guys get the chance, grab its tail and lift it up as high as you can, and-"
"Then throw it heckuva far?" Butch asked hopefully.
"Yep." Blossom nodded.
"Alright!"
"Everyone understand their jobs?" Blossom asked. All the 'ruffs and 'puffs nodded in unison. "Good. Let's do it."
Brick and Blossom zipped off around the left side of the building they were behind. Boomer, Bubbles, Buttercup, and Butch zipped around to the right.
"HEY!" Brick yelled. The monster turned around, stomping some cars flat and knocking over two buildings in the process.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!" it grawr-ed.
Blossom breathed in deep and blew her ice breath straight at the monster. Brick blinked, shrugged, then blew at the monster, too. Ice also came from his mouth, and with both of them doing it at the same time, the entire monster was easily frozen within a few minutes.
"Hey, how come you can do it too?" Blossom asked.
"What, I'm not supposed to?"
"HEY! Little help, Ice Princess?" Buttercup called. She and the rest of the boys and girl were having trouble. They had gotten the monster off the ground, but were having trouble keeping it in the air. Blossom and Brick flew beneath the monster and lifted upwards.
All six of them together were still just barely enough to lift it, but they managed to get it quite a distance above Townsville. When she felt they were high enough, Blossom yelled, "NOW!" and they all let go.
The monster fell like a rock to the Earth, and with a resounding BOOM, it hit the ground and shattered into little tiny frozen pieces. The Powerpuffs and the Rowdyruffs flew back down to Townsville. The citizens gathered in a crowd around the broken monster and cheered.
"All in a day's work, folks! Thank you, thank you.." Blossom said.
"Dude, where'd all these gears and crap come from?" Butch asked. Everyone looked down.
"The monster was a robot?" Buttercup asked.
***
*BONK!*
"Take that, Puppet Pal Clem!"
Buttercup and Butch snickered.
All the boys and girls were in the living room, doing various things. Bubbles was coloring on the coffee table, Blossom reading a book on the couch. Buttercup and Butch were watching Puppet Pals, Boomer and Brick were roughhousing in the corner.
It was the week after the big fight with the monster, and crime had been scarce since. However, in the past week the Rowdyruffs had managed to break and/or damage in some way every piece of furniture in the house. Professor Utonium was getting a little.. grumpy. Especially today, since they had managed to shatter every beaker of fluid in his lab with one stray basketball earlier this morning. Something had to be done.
The professor stuck his head into the living room.
"Boys.. I have a little suprise for you.."
"Candy?" Brick asked.
"Candy?" Boomer asked.
"You're really a woman?" Butch asked.
"No, no, and definetly no. Come out back and see."
And so, Professor led the Rowdyruffs out to the backyard, to show them his latest creation.
"Here it is!"
"Wow! So this is what you've been banging on for the past few nights. I was wondering what those noises were." Butch said.
"It's.. beautiful.." Boomer said, awed by the sight before him.
"And it's ours?" Brick asked.
"Yes, all yours." Professor confirmed.
"Cool beans!"
Author's Post-Story Babbling: So, anyone have any ideas for a new title? ^-^ Tell meh! And I apologize for that crappy fight scene. So I can't write fight scenes, sue meh. ^-^;; I'll make up for it in the next chapter, which has much funness. Review!
