Cheese = Violence
by: Sailor Twinkie
The X-Men: known for justice and right-doing; not known for getting drunk.
Maybe Wolverine, but that's another story...
Jean Grey, that *****, started a huge fight with Cyclops for leaving the cheese
out on the counter. "You know I'm sensitive about the dairy products!"
So, in a huge rage, he broke her mother's vase which had been in the family
for 2,934,699,273.99274613 days. "You dill weed!" she remarked. "That vase has been
in my family for 2,934,699,273.99274613 days and you know how important it is to me!"
"That vase has been blah-dee-blah-dee-blah!"
"Shut up! Get out of here! I never want to see you again!"
"FINE!" *SLAM* He left the room. In fact, he left the mansion. Cyclops hopped
onto his motorcycle, on full speed, and did about 5 laps around the nearest
Mc Donald's. After getting dizzy, he decided to go to the Chug-A-Lug.
There, Cyclops met a girl named Chelsea. After buying him 4-5 beers, she
offered to drive him home. They got into her car and he directed her to the institute, not
knowing Chelsea was really Mystique (everyone knew she was madly in love with
Cyclops). Mystique dropped him off and he went inside, falling asleep at the bottom of
the stairs.
The next morning, Mystique (posing as Jubilee) told Jean that she had seen
Scott and another woman. "You !@#$%!" she screamed. "We are over! Don't ever
speak to me again!!!"
"But what did I do?" questioned Scott.
"You know good and well what you did! Don't play dumb with me!!!!!!!" She
stomped off and went into her room.
"Is this about the cheese?" he shouted after her. Jean came out of her room.
"What a nit-wit! Don't think no one saw you and that slut last night! Jubilee
saw you two and she told me all about it!"
"But she doesn't even come to this institute anymore. Plus, I don't remember
any girl last night!" he snapped, although he remembered some of the previous night.
Everyone knew Jean was a very jealous person and wouldn't believe a word he said.
Both of them went up to Jubilee to find out what was going on. At first, she
wouldn't say a thing. After many threats, she gave in. They all found out she was
Mystique, ganged up on her, and chopped her leg off.
*That night*
"Jean? I'm sorry for yelling at you and saying the things I said. Plus, that
woman didn't mean anything to me."
"So there WAS another woman!!!" she blurted out.
"No there wasn't! Who said that?!?" he replied.
*Moral*: Friends don't let friends leave the cheese out.
by: Sailor Twinkie
The X-Men: known for justice and right-doing; not known for getting drunk.
Maybe Wolverine, but that's another story...
Jean Grey, that *****, started a huge fight with Cyclops for leaving the cheese
out on the counter. "You know I'm sensitive about the dairy products!"
So, in a huge rage, he broke her mother's vase which had been in the family
for 2,934,699,273.99274613 days. "You dill weed!" she remarked. "That vase has been
in my family for 2,934,699,273.99274613 days and you know how important it is to me!"
"That vase has been blah-dee-blah-dee-blah!"
"Shut up! Get out of here! I never want to see you again!"
"FINE!" *SLAM* He left the room. In fact, he left the mansion. Cyclops hopped
onto his motorcycle, on full speed, and did about 5 laps around the nearest
Mc Donald's. After getting dizzy, he decided to go to the Chug-A-Lug.
There, Cyclops met a girl named Chelsea. After buying him 4-5 beers, she
offered to drive him home. They got into her car and he directed her to the institute, not
knowing Chelsea was really Mystique (everyone knew she was madly in love with
Cyclops). Mystique dropped him off and he went inside, falling asleep at the bottom of
the stairs.
The next morning, Mystique (posing as Jubilee) told Jean that she had seen
Scott and another woman. "You !@#$%!" she screamed. "We are over! Don't ever
speak to me again!!!"
"But what did I do?" questioned Scott.
"You know good and well what you did! Don't play dumb with me!!!!!!!" She
stomped off and went into her room.
"Is this about the cheese?" he shouted after her. Jean came out of her room.
"What a nit-wit! Don't think no one saw you and that slut last night! Jubilee
saw you two and she told me all about it!"
"But she doesn't even come to this institute anymore. Plus, I don't remember
any girl last night!" he snapped, although he remembered some of the previous night.
Everyone knew Jean was a very jealous person and wouldn't believe a word he said.
Both of them went up to Jubilee to find out what was going on. At first, she
wouldn't say a thing. After many threats, she gave in. They all found out she was
Mystique, ganged up on her, and chopped her leg off.
*That night*
"Jean? I'm sorry for yelling at you and saying the things I said. Plus, that
woman didn't mean anything to me."
"So there WAS another woman!!!" she blurted out.
"No there wasn't! Who said that?!?" he replied.
*Moral*: Friends don't let friends leave the cheese out.