Disclaimer: Don't own Sailor Moon

JUST UPDATED July 14th, 2001

Disclaimer: Don't own Sailor Moon. *everyone sighs relief* Hey! *sniffle*
Also, these are just fun thingies that happens when you're eating PB&J sandwiches.
I encourage you all to try your own! (If you're that crazy…) ~*~

THE 'S' SENTENCES~

How many Starlights would a Sailor Senshi need, if a Sailor Senshi needed to destroy silly string? Of course, silly string says silly things, and Starlights say silly string is stupid. SO, would the Starlights even help Sailor Senshi destroy silly string, or would it be stupid? Sad.

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THE 'B' SENTENCES~

Best blondie Bunny babbles bubbily.
Boyfriend blushes and cat balks.
Babbles bursting and bruiting backward!
"Blondie, back off!!!" Boyfriend says.
"Bad boyfriend! Be bitten!" Bad cat meows. "Bwa-hahahahaaa!!! Bermroww?"
"Bad cat! Be beautiful! Beeheehee!" Blondie bubbles.
Boy, oh boy, oh boy! Bad Babblings put bats in belfry.
Badda-boom, badda-bing!
Batman?!? (Who put Bats in here?)
"Bug off, Bats! Take Bird-Boy back, too!" Buff blondie Bunny blasts.
"Oooo, buff Bunny blondie. Um, bye!" Batman booms. Bye, Batman!!!!
"Boo-hoo!" Boyfriend is… boo-hooing?
Bah.
What bugger bonesense!
BAD!

0.o;;

THE 'M' SENTENCES~

Many muffins mashed Tuxedo Mask into millions of marbles. But the marbles were just maroon markers, so Tuxedo Mask wasn't really mashed, right? More marvelous Mickey Mouse McDonald Big Macs saved the millions of marbles from mini monsters. Miffed Tuxedo Mask met Minako and Makoto for movies, minus the marbles. Maniac Moon missed Mask with a Melvin (aw, man!), and Moon migrated home to muck in maddening marmalade.
My, my. Much Magoo about muffins.

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THE 'R' SENTENCES~

Red roses rested underneath resting Rei.
Rei, raven-haired and radiant, raised a hand to release red rays.
Rain on Rei, rain on roses.
Rapping Rini runs right past Rei.
Rei is too raptured to register.
Really.
Romance relies on Rei's revelation.
Roses ruined.
Right.
Rei!

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THE 'L' SENTENCES~

Luna lands on lunar level.
Lunar level lacks lumps.
Lucky Luna lies on lavender lake.
Lovely!
Lunar landing lacked logistics.
Lookie!
Luna licked lavender lunar lake.
Looney Luna!

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THE 'H' SENTENCES~

Horrors hound Haruka on her Honda. Helios hums out of heavenly heights and helps her. Horrors howl, Haruka hallelujah's! and Helios hops Honda. "Hey!" Haruka hollers. Helios hurries to heaven with Haruka's Honda.
How horrible! Haruka is hot. Helios better hurry!

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THE 'D' SENTENCES~

"Don't do it!"
Diamond did.
Death dripped to Darien.
Darien died.
(What?! That can't happen! Undo that right now!! Okay. Shiesh.)
Darien didn't die.
Darien divided dunks between Diamond and demon Drizzle.
Drizzle did dunk donuts to the depths.
Diamond didn't, he dropped to his doom.
Darien did all of this dutifully.
Dude, D's do dominate!