Chapter 1
1950 BC Ancient Egypt
Zaphod Beetlebrox was a guy with a strange name. Zaphod was madly in love with Trillian, the pharaoh's mistress, whom no one else was allowed to touch. For his love, he was willing to risk it all and screwed her every chance he got.
And we all know what happened next; they got caught, and in desperation they attacked and killed the pharaoh (Why? I don't know) Zaphod escaped the guards and Trillian killed herself so that Zaphod could resurrect her with his magical weird powers.
Zaphod and his minions retrieved Trillian's body and planned on resurrecting her but before they could finish, the guards found Zaphod, and Trillian was left dead. Zaphod's fate, in his own words, "sucked."
He ended up being put in a sarcophagus in the city of the dead, Islington, with a bunch of scarab beetles, which eat poop, so he starved to death in the sarcophagus, while the beetles kept it clean for him. It is said that if Zaphod is ever brought back to life he will destroy the world and make everyone as bored as he was while he died.
1950 BC Ancient Egypt
Zaphod Beetlebrox was a guy with a strange name. Zaphod was madly in love with Trillian, the pharaoh's mistress, whom no one else was allowed to touch. For his love, he was willing to risk it all and screwed her every chance he got.
And we all know what happened next; they got caught, and in desperation they attacked and killed the pharaoh (Why? I don't know) Zaphod escaped the guards and Trillian killed herself so that Zaphod could resurrect her with his magical weird powers.
Zaphod and his minions retrieved Trillian's body and planned on resurrecting her but before they could finish, the guards found Zaphod, and Trillian was left dead. Zaphod's fate, in his own words, "sucked."
He ended up being put in a sarcophagus in the city of the dead, Islington, with a bunch of scarab beetles, which eat poop, so he starved to death in the sarcophagus, while the beetles kept it clean for him. It is said that if Zaphod is ever brought back to life he will destroy the world and make everyone as bored as he was while he died.