A Turn of the Screwy
by ChibiMercury bluechibimercury@hotmail.com
Chapter 2: Struggle of the Gundams
Author's Note: Well, you people liked this fic, so I decided to continue it! One person
claps All right! I have support! This chapter focuses mainly on the Gundam pilots and
their encounter with Mia and Yuli. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: You know I don't own Gundam Wing or Ronin Warriors. Kudos to the
writers for getting the idea first. I also don't own Starbucks, NBC, or The Weakest Link.
The five Gundam pilots stared mindlessly at the young woman and boy. Not one said a
thing.
"Mia! I think those funny-looking men are our friends! And you know I'm always right
since I'm the cute little kid!" exclaimed the hyperactive child.
"Yuli, I think you're on to something. Let's just take a huge risk and bet on the chance
that you're right!" agreed the woman. They walked towards the Gundam pilots.
"Hello, it's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Mia Koji. I'm a self-proclaimed expert in
the supernatural and mythical forces."
"Hi! My name is Yuli! I don't know my last name! My parents are coming back
someday, right? They've only been gone for 6 months! Are they? Are they?"
Duo put a grin on his face. He squatted down to the kid's eye level. Smiling, he said,
"Kid, statistically speaking, if your parents have been gone for 6 months, they're dead."
"WAAAAHHHH!! Mia, is it true? Tell me, Mia!! Is that why they foreclosed on our
house and bulldozed it to the ground?" Yuli continued to be hysterical.
"Duo! That was mean! You made the kid cry!" yelled Quatre.
Unable to stop himself, Duo continued his relentless emotional assult. "Well, I hope they
at least made your house into something decent, like a Starbucks or something."
"WAAAAAHHHH!! I hate coffee!! WAAAAAAHHHH!!"
Wufei was getting angry. "Maxwell! That's enough! That kid is making my ears ring!"
Mia was trying to calm Yuli down. "Yuli, Yuli, if your parents went bye-bye, I would tell
you," she said soothingly.
Duo looked Yuli square in the eye. "Don't listen to that broad, kid. Here, I'll tell you a
secret. I'm the God of Death and I know who's dead and who's not. Now, who are you
going to trust?"
Heero pulled out his gun and pointed it at Duo's head. "Duo. Shut up."
"Awww, Heero, c'mon, I was just having a little fun..." Heero cocked the gun. "Okay,
okay..." Duo relented.
By this time, Yuli had forgotten was he was crying about. His short attention span led him
to where the Gundams were stored.
"Wow! Look at the huge Mega Zords!"
A person silently advanced on him. "First of all, this isn't Power Rangers. It's Gundam
Wing. Second, they're called Gundams. Third, how did you get in here?"
Yuli spun around to see his follower. "Hey, it's you! The only guy with his hair on
backwards!"
"It's not on backwards. You'd be surprised how much easier it makes walking the high
wire. Now answer my question."
"I don't know. I'm the kid. I get to know ALL the secret identities of everyone I meet!
It's the law!"
"I see," said Trowa. "Well, blab to anyone just ONCE about this base and you'll be under
my Gundam's 3-ton foot. Understand?"
Quatre walked into the Gundam storage area. "Hey Trowa, what are you doing?"
Trowa spoke as he walked past Quatre and out the door. "Talking. I'm done for today
and half of tomorrow."
Quatre sighed. Suddenly, the alarm in all five Gundams began to ring. As he climbed to
Sandrock, the other four pilots ran in, followed by Mia.
Mia shouted above the noise. "What is that awful racket? It's bad for your hearing!"
Wufei shouted back. "Shut up, woman. I want to get this over with quick. It's almost
time for my show."
"And we know you couldn't bear missing a single minute of your sweet, sweet Anne."
replied Duo.
The five Gundams advanced into the barren plain. They saw the mobile troops marching
towards them. Mia and Yuli had followed them out. As soon as the troops were in range,
the fight began. Things were going well for the Gundams, then a beam rifle knocked
DeathScythe down.
Yuli ran out into the battlefield. "No! Don't hurt him anymore! Please be all right!"
Mia ran after him. "No, not Yuli! Take me instead!"
Quatre yelled as a mobile suit began to take aim at them. "Get out of the way!" Sandrock
dove in the way of the blast, protecting the two.
Deathscythe stood up with only a few scratches. "Geez, one little hit and the weirdos flip
out. Are you okay, Quatre?"
"I've been better," came a static-filled response. The blast had severely damaged
Sandrock's right arm and side.
Stupid civilians, always getting in the way. thought Wufei. We could be back by now,
and I could be watching Anne. Oh, Anne, my sweetcakes, I'm coming, just wait for me,
sugar baby. But no. These two stupid people have to interfere and screw everything up.
After the fight, the Gundam pilots were seated around a TV, watching The Weakest Link.
Every ten minutes Quatre had to get more paper towels to wipe Wufei's drool off the
screen.
"Geez Wufei, why don't you just get a room with a TV and call it good?"
"Shut up, Maxwell. You're drowning out her perfect voice with your inane blabbering."
Heero looked over at Mia and Yuli. "I would like you to understand one thing. You do
NOT run into the middle of a battlefield to see if someone is okay. You managed in
damaging Quatre's suit and making total idiots of yourselves."
Yuli stuck his tongue out at Heero. "I don't hafta do what you say, meanie man!"
Heero pulled out his gun again. "Are you going to shut your trap, or do I have to shut it
for you?"
End of Chapter 2. Completed at 11:26 p.m. on July 11th, 2001.
Well, I hope you enjoyed reading that. Thanks in advance for reviewing! Please send me
questions, comments, ideas, or proclamations of insanity via e-mail
bluechibimercury@hotmail.com
Please review! Thank you!
by ChibiMercury bluechibimercury@hotmail.com
Chapter 2: Struggle of the Gundams
Author's Note: Well, you people liked this fic, so I decided to continue it! One person
claps All right! I have support! This chapter focuses mainly on the Gundam pilots and
their encounter with Mia and Yuli. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: You know I don't own Gundam Wing or Ronin Warriors. Kudos to the
writers for getting the idea first. I also don't own Starbucks, NBC, or The Weakest Link.
The five Gundam pilots stared mindlessly at the young woman and boy. Not one said a
thing.
"Mia! I think those funny-looking men are our friends! And you know I'm always right
since I'm the cute little kid!" exclaimed the hyperactive child.
"Yuli, I think you're on to something. Let's just take a huge risk and bet on the chance
that you're right!" agreed the woman. They walked towards the Gundam pilots.
"Hello, it's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Mia Koji. I'm a self-proclaimed expert in
the supernatural and mythical forces."
"Hi! My name is Yuli! I don't know my last name! My parents are coming back
someday, right? They've only been gone for 6 months! Are they? Are they?"
Duo put a grin on his face. He squatted down to the kid's eye level. Smiling, he said,
"Kid, statistically speaking, if your parents have been gone for 6 months, they're dead."
"WAAAAHHHH!! Mia, is it true? Tell me, Mia!! Is that why they foreclosed on our
house and bulldozed it to the ground?" Yuli continued to be hysterical.
"Duo! That was mean! You made the kid cry!" yelled Quatre.
Unable to stop himself, Duo continued his relentless emotional assult. "Well, I hope they
at least made your house into something decent, like a Starbucks or something."
"WAAAAAHHHH!! I hate coffee!! WAAAAAAHHHH!!"
Wufei was getting angry. "Maxwell! That's enough! That kid is making my ears ring!"
Mia was trying to calm Yuli down. "Yuli, Yuli, if your parents went bye-bye, I would tell
you," she said soothingly.
Duo looked Yuli square in the eye. "Don't listen to that broad, kid. Here, I'll tell you a
secret. I'm the God of Death and I know who's dead and who's not. Now, who are you
going to trust?"
Heero pulled out his gun and pointed it at Duo's head. "Duo. Shut up."
"Awww, Heero, c'mon, I was just having a little fun..." Heero cocked the gun. "Okay,
okay..." Duo relented.
By this time, Yuli had forgotten was he was crying about. His short attention span led him
to where the Gundams were stored.
"Wow! Look at the huge Mega Zords!"
A person silently advanced on him. "First of all, this isn't Power Rangers. It's Gundam
Wing. Second, they're called Gundams. Third, how did you get in here?"
Yuli spun around to see his follower. "Hey, it's you! The only guy with his hair on
backwards!"
"It's not on backwards. You'd be surprised how much easier it makes walking the high
wire. Now answer my question."
"I don't know. I'm the kid. I get to know ALL the secret identities of everyone I meet!
It's the law!"
"I see," said Trowa. "Well, blab to anyone just ONCE about this base and you'll be under
my Gundam's 3-ton foot. Understand?"
Quatre walked into the Gundam storage area. "Hey Trowa, what are you doing?"
Trowa spoke as he walked past Quatre and out the door. "Talking. I'm done for today
and half of tomorrow."
Quatre sighed. Suddenly, the alarm in all five Gundams began to ring. As he climbed to
Sandrock, the other four pilots ran in, followed by Mia.
Mia shouted above the noise. "What is that awful racket? It's bad for your hearing!"
Wufei shouted back. "Shut up, woman. I want to get this over with quick. It's almost
time for my show."
"And we know you couldn't bear missing a single minute of your sweet, sweet Anne."
replied Duo.
The five Gundams advanced into the barren plain. They saw the mobile troops marching
towards them. Mia and Yuli had followed them out. As soon as the troops were in range,
the fight began. Things were going well for the Gundams, then a beam rifle knocked
DeathScythe down.
Yuli ran out into the battlefield. "No! Don't hurt him anymore! Please be all right!"
Mia ran after him. "No, not Yuli! Take me instead!"
Quatre yelled as a mobile suit began to take aim at them. "Get out of the way!" Sandrock
dove in the way of the blast, protecting the two.
Deathscythe stood up with only a few scratches. "Geez, one little hit and the weirdos flip
out. Are you okay, Quatre?"
"I've been better," came a static-filled response. The blast had severely damaged
Sandrock's right arm and side.
Stupid civilians, always getting in the way. thought Wufei. We could be back by now,
and I could be watching Anne. Oh, Anne, my sweetcakes, I'm coming, just wait for me,
sugar baby. But no. These two stupid people have to interfere and screw everything up.
After the fight, the Gundam pilots were seated around a TV, watching The Weakest Link.
Every ten minutes Quatre had to get more paper towels to wipe Wufei's drool off the
screen.
"Geez Wufei, why don't you just get a room with a TV and call it good?"
"Shut up, Maxwell. You're drowning out her perfect voice with your inane blabbering."
Heero looked over at Mia and Yuli. "I would like you to understand one thing. You do
NOT run into the middle of a battlefield to see if someone is okay. You managed in
damaging Quatre's suit and making total idiots of yourselves."
Yuli stuck his tongue out at Heero. "I don't hafta do what you say, meanie man!"
Heero pulled out his gun again. "Are you going to shut your trap, or do I have to shut it
for you?"
End of Chapter 2. Completed at 11:26 p.m. on July 11th, 2001.
Well, I hope you enjoyed reading that. Thanks in advance for reviewing! Please send me
questions, comments, ideas, or proclamations of insanity via e-mail
bluechibimercury@hotmail.com
Please review! Thank you!