Chapter 2
1924 AD the lost city of Islington
"Ready, aim, fire!" yelled Arthur Dent. His battalion fired, bringing down many dolphin warriors who were protecting the city. "Marvin," exclaimed Arthur. "Get back here, don't run, soon the lost tea treasure will be ours!"
Marvin stared at the approaching dolphins and ran off screaming, "I will not waste my intelligent life fighting for tea, I'm depressed, not a coward!"
Arthur sighed and as he did so he failed to notice that the rest of his battalion had been killed. He looked up to realize that he was totally surrounded by dolphins. He closed his eyes and prepared to be shot or bitten to death. He waited…
He opened his eyes slowly and saw that the dolphins were gone. He breathed a sigh of relief but stopped when we saw something so terrifying that his sigh became a feminine sounding scream. Down in the sand…there was a shape. It looked like a book.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Arthur yelled as loudly as he could when he saw what it was and ran into the desert, not noticing the dolphins sitting on the top of a cliff, aiming their guns at him.
Wonko, the leader of the dolphins was chatting with another dolphin. "Wonko," says the dolphin, " shall we kill him?" He spoke of the fleeing Arthur.
Wonko replied, "No, the desert will kill him," as he watched Arthur walk into the nearest Starbucks.
1924 AD the lost city of Islington
"Ready, aim, fire!" yelled Arthur Dent. His battalion fired, bringing down many dolphin warriors who were protecting the city. "Marvin," exclaimed Arthur. "Get back here, don't run, soon the lost tea treasure will be ours!"
Marvin stared at the approaching dolphins and ran off screaming, "I will not waste my intelligent life fighting for tea, I'm depressed, not a coward!"
Arthur sighed and as he did so he failed to notice that the rest of his battalion had been killed. He looked up to realize that he was totally surrounded by dolphins. He closed his eyes and prepared to be shot or bitten to death. He waited…
He opened his eyes slowly and saw that the dolphins were gone. He breathed a sigh of relief but stopped when we saw something so terrifying that his sigh became a feminine sounding scream. Down in the sand…there was a shape. It looked like a book.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Arthur yelled as loudly as he could when he saw what it was and ran into the desert, not noticing the dolphins sitting on the top of a cliff, aiming their guns at him.
Wonko, the leader of the dolphins was chatting with another dolphin. "Wonko," says the dolphin, " shall we kill him?" He spoke of the fleeing Arthur.
Wonko replied, "No, the desert will kill him," as he watched Arthur walk into the nearest Starbucks.