Authors Note: This "fanfiction" if
you want to even call these ramblings that, was a result of boredom, being up
at 12:00 am not tired in the least, and a sudden, inexplicable urge to write a
crazy, it-doesn't-make-any-sense-what-so-ever fanfiction about the gundam
pilots. Enjoy! ^^
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or anything else that I
may have mentioned in this story. So please don't sue me, I really need to save
up my money for an upcoming anime con. Arigato!
It was a quiet and
peaceful day in the safe house of the gundam boys. They were all sitting in the
living room…innocently. When all of the sudden…*dun dun dun* there was knock at
the door. "I wonder who that could be?" Quatre said looking at the doors
direction. "I hope its not another mission." complained Duo. "We've had so many
this week I've lost count."
Wufei, just
wanting to know who the hell it was, went to the door and opened it. To his
surprise, and utter confusion, it was a small brown…squirrel.
((A squirrel? Why
the hell is the a squirrel at the door?))
Authoress: Hey!
Shut up in there! I'm the all mighty authoress and if I want a squirrel to be
at the door then at the door a squirrel shall there be.
((Uh…okay,
whatever. This is your crazy fanfic.))
Authoress: Duh,
now keep quiet and listen. Sorry minna-san, I just had a fight with the lawn
gnome that lives in my head. His name is Cory, you should really meet him
sometime. Ummm…oh yeah, back to the story.
Well, when the
tiny little squirrel saw Wufei it immediately fell in love with him. Those deep
obsidian eyes, that silky black hair…hey who wouldn't? The squirrel leaped on
Wufei's shoulder and began licking him on the cheek. "What the…" was all Wufei
could manage. Just then Duo came up behind him. "Hey Wuffie-boy, who's your new
friend?" "Maxwell, what are you talking about?" Quatre spoke up, "What I think
Duo is trying to say is that, the squirrel has…umm…well…feelings for you."
Quatre couldn't help but giggle.
Authoress: Did I
just put that Quatre giggled? Man it must be later than I thought.
Wufei was shocked and appalled. "How can a squirrel have
feelings for a human!?! Especially me! That's…that's a dishonor!" "Yeah, for
the squirrel." Heero teased. Wufei looked pissed. "Oh yea, well I'll show you
Mister-I-can't-even-kill-a-weak-onna-no-matter-how-hard-I-try."
*OOOO's from the
'audience' can suddenly be heard.* Everyone in the room looks around curiously.
"Hey when did we get to be live?" asked Quatre. "All right! We're on TV!" Duo
shouted excidedly. Quatre immediately blushed and tried to hide his face.
Duo runs up as
close as he can get to the 'camera' and pretends to be holding a statue of some
sort. "I'd like to thank all of my fans, my mom, my dad, *mutters* whoever they
are…umm, oh yeah! And my wonderful koi…Heero Yuy! Without him I would have
never been able to save his ass in that one episode, where he jumped out of the
building anyways, although I can see why cause Relena was there and I'm sure
NOBODY would want to be in the same building with her, because, I mean, look at
her! She's sooo ugly and 100 times more annoying…she should really meet up with
what's-his-name from Sailor Moon. Um…who is that? *taps head* Tuxedo
something-or-other…anyways they'd be a PERFECT match…
And Duo went on
for three hours changing the subject every 5 sentences. From talking about how
Relena and Darien are so annoying, to saying how many freaking bottles of
shampoo he has to use every time he gets a shower, all the way to something
about how Heero should really stop wearing those spandex shorts because he
learned the fateful truth that if you wear tight pants it decreases the number
of your sperm production.
Authoress: This is
true people, I learned the very sad fact in health class last year.
So in the end Duo
finally ended his six hour long speech with everybody should grow a meter-long
braid, wear black all the time ((hey I have no disagreement with that)) and to
save the whales especially the killer whales cause they have a lot of back on
them.
Quatre stayed and
listened to the whole speech cause he's so freaking polite and after he was
done blushing for miscellaneous reasons every five seconds, he and Duo went to
go join up with Green Peace to help save the whales because Duo had said that they
should and Quatre thought that it was a very nice idea and it would help him
make it up to everyone because he thinks that its all his fault there's no air
in space.
Trowa, who hasn't
been mentioned at all in this fic, continued to stay his silent self for the
remaining of this fic. Except for after I tell what became of Heero. ((Takes a
deep breath. Man, 12:32 A.M. Shouldn't I be tired?))
Heero heard the
part in Duo's speech where he said that tight pants cause low sperm production.
So he went to 300 doctors to get a second opinion and they all said that it was
true but he had been wearing spandex for too long and that it wouldn't make any
difference now. ((I don't know this for a fact. I'm just rambling now.)) Sooo,
poor Heero was doomed to live the remainder of his life with a very low sperm
production rate.
Trowa, who has
been mentioned again just like I said he would, was sick of not being mentioned
in this fanfic so he left a note saying that the Insane Clown Posse was looking
for a third member and that he was going to try out.
And last but not
least, it has been rumored that Wufei and the little brown squirrel were last
seen at a drive-thru chapel in southern Los Vegas.
Authoress: See, I
told you it didn't make any sense. None the less, it was very fun to write!
Please review! ^.~ If you don't I may not upload my other insane fic. Jaaa!!!
