Ok I know everyone has done these point of view stories. But I haven't done one yet and
I wanna make one!!! ::has a little hissy fit sorta thing till they say its ok for her to make
one:: Ok then! Well sadly I don't own Dbz ::pouts:: Well anyway I hope ya like this! My
first POV story will be Bulma ^.^ And how she felt about Vegeta. ::giggles:: This one is
probably going to be one of the longest POV stories, the rest will be short, but funny! ^.^

"blah blah blah" = talking!
"blah blah blah" = thinking!

~* What Was I Thinking?! *~


"Oh great…another day to put up with the ass hole king."

All right hi there people. I'm Bulma, as you all know I'm stuck in the house with Vegeta,
I call him the ass hole king. But anyway I just got up, I'm tired, hungry, and know I'm
going to have a bad day. Don't ask me why I can just tell. I go downstairs and fix myself
a nice bowl of froot loops, with marshmallows of course, and guess who walks in? That's
right, ass hole king! Maybe I should start being nice to him, I know! I'll say hi!

"Hey, good morning Vegeta."
"What do you want woman?"
"Yup…it's going to be one of them days again I knew it."

I watched him go into the kitchen as my phone rang loudly as he past it, he fell over
being surprised but jumped up yelling at the phone and continued his search in the
kitchen for food. I got up and answered the phone and goody goody it was Yamcha!

"Hello?" "Now who has the balls to call me in the morning?"
"Hey there babe!"
"Oh hi Yamcha!" "I should have guessed…"
"So what cha up to?"
"Nothing, just eating breakfast."
"Oh well I uh…was just wondering if maybe you might want to go out tonight babe?"
"Oh! Sure I'd love to!" "Gee…I wonder if he is going to cancel again?"
"Great, um…I'll see ya tonight then? Around um…7?"
"Sure thing! C-ya then!"

I hung up and smiled happily doing a little twirl on my heel, but I ended up falling over
and knocking into Vegeta making him fall over too with cereal all over his face.

"hehe…weee!! I'm going on a date to night!! Wee! Uh…aaaah!!!"
"Aaaaah!!"
"Uh oh…"
"Woman!! You better get off me!!"
"Sorry sorry!" "Hm…eww god! I think he's…aaah! Gross Vegeta got a hard on!
Wait…no that's his cereal bowl 'hehe' silly me."
"Get off me!!"

Ok so I wasn't very graceful…don't yell at me it's to early in the morning for me! But
hey, on top of all that I got a date tonight! I ran upstairs, got a shower, ran out to go
shopping for a new outfit just for tonight, came home, ate a quick dinner, got dressed, and
did my hair. I went back down stairs and stood at the bottom of the steps looking at the
door. Vegeta was sitting on the couch and kept looking at me, he looked funny though.
He was just staring at me, and he wouldn't stop!!

"Stop looking at me damnit!"
"What? Huh? Hey! Don't talk to me like that!"
"Well don't stare at me then!"
"I'll stare if I want to or not! And you can't do anything about it!"
"Ok, so it's not that bad that was looking at me. After all he is kinda cute…aah! What the
hell did I just say!? Cute?! Damnit! Shut up! Don't think that way you stupid, stupid
person!"

Well that conversation ended with a crash, as a I fell on my face and Vegeta laughed at
me.

"You stupid woman, you can't even stand up! What the hell is wrong with you huh?"
"Aw, be quiet Vegeta!" "Wha the hell is wrong with me? I mean, I am not the kind of
person to just fall over for no reason! I'm not a klutz! Let's see, this all started not very
long ago. Around the time Vegeta started staying with us. Hmm…I remember that day, it
was when Frieza came and Goku came back home. I must have fallen about million times
in those three hours we where waiting with that future kid. I was thinking about
Vegeta…and oh my god I like Vegeta!!!"
"Woman? Are you ok, you have just been laying on the floor for a while."
"Huh? Oh um…I'm ok! I'm fine! Really!"

I got back up an looked over at Vegeta who was still looking at me!!! That ass hole didn't
I say not to look at me! Oh well, by that time the doorbell rang. I took a step to go answer
it and bang! I'm on the floor again.

"Aaah!"
"Bulma?! Hey babe you alright?"

Yamcha helped me up and I told him I was ok. I noticed he wasn't dressed up, at least not
dressed up for a date anyway. Looked more like some pimp or something. I sighed and
was ready to hear his excuse for not being able to go out tonight.

"Bulma I uh…"
"Here it comes…"
"Well you see, I kinda forgot that I had plans tonight and well…"
"We can't go out tonight, I'm really sorry Bulma, please don't be mad."
"Well we can't go out tonight, I'm really sorry Bulma, please don't be mad."
"Ta da…didn't I tell ya so?" "Ok Yamcha, maybe another night."
"Ok, thanks babe. I'm really sorry."

He ran out to his car and drove off. No good night, no I'll c-ya later, not even an I love
you? No god damn kiss good night either?! What the hell is going on!! Alright, I know
Yamcha isn't ecactly the best boyfriend in the world, but he knows better them that!

"That's it!"
"What's it?"
"Shut up Vegeta."
"Don't tell me what to do woman! What are you planing?"
"I'm going to follow Yamcha and see just what was so important to miss another one of
our dates!"
"Oh hell, I can tell you."
"Really?"
"Yea, he has about 20 other mates. I thought you knew already. But, then again you are
an idiotic woman who can't notice the obvious."
"He…he is seeing other girls?"
"Oh you finally understood what I just said, yes he is seeing others."
"20? I only caught him once with Marron, but he said he wouldn't do it again…"
"Love hurts…Get over it. And don't you start crying either!!"
"Vegeta! Shut up already!!!"

I started crying even though I was told not to and ran up to my room slamming the door.
But not before stumbling up the steps about to fall over again. Damn that Vegeta for
making me into such a klutz! And damn him for being such a bitch to me all the time! I
flung myself onto my bed and just cried my eyes out for what seemed forever.

"Ok Vegeta…that was cold. I mean I know I am a warrior but making a woman cry is
just kinda wrong…Damnit! Now I'm thinking on apologizing to her. No way, not in a
million milleniums! I will not put myself so low as to…aw hell I'll do it…"

I sat up hearing foot steps coming up the stairs. I thought it was my mom with some new
food for me to try.

"I swear she must be trying to fatten me up and eat me or something…"

But the knock on the door was much harder then my mother's, possibly my dad?
Nah…because after the knock came a familiar yell of a certain ass hole king.

"Woman! Are you in there or not?!"
"Go away Vegeta I'm not putting up wit your shit right not!"
"What did you say?!"
"Leave me alone!!"

I was crying more and more now not really able to speak clearly. After my attempts of
telling him to go away he came in anyway. What the hell is he doing?! That basterd…that
I can't stop thinking about. Damnit get out of my head! Out out out!! Right now! Aah!
Ow…there goes the floor again.

"Well hello there floor…we are begining to become real good friends huh?"
"Woman, will you get up off the floor already? You have been falling down a lot lately,
maybe you need to learn to walk again."
"Shut up I know how to walk!" "Why is he in here anyway? He is in my room, I mean my
room! Alone…with me…no shirt, still sweaty from training…no shirt…Ah! I'm doing it
again!! Get out of my head! Evil evil!"
"What are you doing?"
"Huh? Um…nothing."
"Oh…look I just…Wanted to…"
"Say your sorry for treating me like your slave and always bitching at me all the time?"
"What!? Stop doing that! I…well. I don't care for you with that weak human anyway!
You are better off with out him."
"What did he just say? I know he is not saying what I think he is…"
"And…I guess that's all I have to say."

All right, so this is weird. Vegeta says he is sorry to me, kinda, and then says I'm better
off with out Yamcha?! Where is this heading?

"Wait…what is he doing? Uuh…ok that's weird…nope correction this is kinda spooky.
He is getting just a little to close to me. OK! This is definitely not right here! He is kissing
me now! Ok…hmm…this isn't so bad. Nope, not bad at all. Ok I better kiss him back now
instead of just standing here being scared out of my wits! Hmm…ok I could get use to
this."

I put my arms around him holding him.

"Ew…he's all icky and sweaty gross…but hey! What a turn on! Huh? Ok where is that
hand going? Uuh…oh…ok um…heeeey…I like this. Alright this isn't that bad. Whoa…ok
he's picking me up now…wait a second. His breath smells like chocolate! He's been in
my stash!!! 'eh…I'll yell at him later…I'm busy right now. Hm? Ok…I'm on my bed
now…oh no…he is not. What the hell! He's going to crush me if he gets on top of me! Oh
wait…nope never mind. This is getting a little interesting. Ack! Ew…drip of sweat just got
in my eye…ick. He has to get a shower…his pits stink. I'll tell him later, he looks like he
is enjoying himself anyway. Hm…la de da de da…aah! Ok what was that!! He did
not…hm…oh yea…I am so loving this. And just think, Yamcha totally sucked in bed! And
now an alien is showing him up! Just wait till I tell Yamcha! He is going to flip! Alright
then, from now on me and Yamcha are totally done! Me and Vegeta all the way! Yea
baby! Ack! Ok…that time kinda hurt a little…oh well. I'll get over it. Hmm…Wait a
second…do saiyajins go super saiyajin in bed?! If he does, I am totally screwed! I won't
be able to walk normally for weeks!


Alrighty then! Sooo….ya like? ::giggles:: Next up is Goku! Trust me his will be short and
not as gross as this whole sex one. But just wait till I get Vegeta!!! 'hehe' Talk about
kinky!! Whoooo!! ^.^