All right here goes part two! Goku! (Hey.that rhymed)
Hi This is Goku! Well in case you are wondering about that is going on I'm on Namek
right now fighting the evil Frieza. He seems really pist off to that I'm totally kicking his
butt.
"You stupid monkey, you think you can beat me?!"
"Well.um yea actually."
"Oh so you do."
"Yup."
"Oh. Um, so should I go home then?"
"Nah, we can fight more if you want. There's really nothing else to do since I wished
everyone away."
"So we are alone then?"
"Mhmm. Yup that's right."
"Oh really?"
"Yea.really."
"Let's forget about the fight and go do something `special'"
"Huh? Like.get something to eat?"
"No.something very special."
"Like.what?"
"You idiot! I'm trying to say I want sex!"
"Ooh.well sorry but I'm already married and well, Chichi would be mad."
"Damn.let's fight then."
"Ok!"
Alright, so that was weird. Well we kept fighting.and fighting.and fighting.for a
really long time. We stopped and he kept talking about something, something about me
not listening to him. I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention, my shoe was un tied and I
was worried that I might trip or something.
"Hello? Are you listening to me?!"
"Hm.he seems really mad about something."
"You dumb monkey! Are you even paying attention to me!"
"I wonder what his favorite color is."
"Hellooooo?"
"Oh lookie! A butter fly!"
"I just sent a blast that will destroy this planet! Are you listening?!"
"I got this song stuck in my head.dumb poopy song."
"Are you paying attention!!!"
"La da dadada Hey! Da da dada. La da dadada Hey! Da da dada"
"You are going to die soon! Do you even care?!"
"I wonder is Frieza is a boxers or briefs kinda guy.oh wait! Silly me, he doesn't even
wear clothes! I'm such a silly goose."
He kept yelling at me, which I didn't really mind that much anyway. But he crossed the
line when he crushed that pretty butterfly I saw before. So I knocked him out and the
fight just kinda went on from there. He sent these weird powerful disk thingies at me and
it was flying around all fast like to get away from them. He must have been really mad at
me since they kept following me around. And by accident I flew the wrong way and it cut
up! Poor Frieza, that sure is going to sting for a while. Well I gave him some energy, ya
know being such a nice guy and all but he was really really pist at me! He blasted me
again! But I just blasted him back, like my pet rock told me one day. `If someone does
something to you, do the same thing back to them' He was a smart pet rock too. I named
him Fluffy. He knew how to play dead really good! He was my best friend, untill my
other pet chicken ate him. Poor Fluffy.oh hey wait I gotta get off the planet! It's going
to go boom and stuff and I'll be bye bye if I don't go now!
"Do be do be doo.Now where is that silly ship at? Oh `hehe' oopsies, I'm going the
wrong way. Silly me!"
Alright, sorry about that I was flying the wrong way. Here we are! Frieza's ship! Oh
yippy skippy! Ew.his ship is ugly looking. I dunno if I want to fly home in that. Oh
well, not much of a choice. Hm.ooh lookie at all the buttons!! Oh what does this do!
And that thingy! Lookie what them! `hehehee' oh what's that! Check these things! Oh
and them do hickeys! Wait.the pretty buttons don't work!! The thing isn't working!
"You stupid dumb dumb head machine! Work!"
"Uh oh.I think I hurt it's feelings.I better say sorry!"
"Wait no, you're not a poopy brain machine! Please work now!
Ahhhh!!! It's not working!!! Oh jeez oh jeez oh jeez.um.uh.uh oh.I think.I think
I just messed my pants. Aw great! This is not good. Oh hey lookie a Ginyu ship! They are
so stylish I bet theirs are prettier looking then Frieza's. Hm.oh comfy little pod seats.
Now.oh lookie more buttons!!! I wonder what happens when you hit them all at once?
Aaah!! What's it doing?! It's making noised and beeping and going stuff and the lights
are all freaking out!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! (screams like a little girl) Oh hey wait a
sec.I'm in space!! Hey I'm still alive! This is like, Sooo cool! Ya now, I think I'll stay
in space with all these pretty stars and all, Chichi is going to yell at me and not let me eat
for a week if I go home. Then she will probably hit me with they little cooking
thingy.now what's that called again? Oh yea! A frying pan! I'm so silly.
Sooo..ya like this one? Hm?? Well tell me about it already!! Review puh-lease! ^.^
Hi This is Goku! Well in case you are wondering about that is going on I'm on Namek
right now fighting the evil Frieza. He seems really pist off to that I'm totally kicking his
butt.
"You stupid monkey, you think you can beat me?!"
"Well.um yea actually."
"Oh so you do."
"Yup."
"Oh. Um, so should I go home then?"
"Nah, we can fight more if you want. There's really nothing else to do since I wished
everyone away."
"So we are alone then?"
"Mhmm. Yup that's right."
"Oh really?"
"Yea.really."
"Let's forget about the fight and go do something `special'"
"Huh? Like.get something to eat?"
"No.something very special."
"Like.what?"
"You idiot! I'm trying to say I want sex!"
"Ooh.well sorry but I'm already married and well, Chichi would be mad."
"Damn.let's fight then."
"Ok!"
Alright, so that was weird. Well we kept fighting.and fighting.and fighting.for a
really long time. We stopped and he kept talking about something, something about me
not listening to him. I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention, my shoe was un tied and I
was worried that I might trip or something.
"Hello? Are you listening to me?!"
"Hm.he seems really mad about something."
"You dumb monkey! Are you even paying attention to me!"
"I wonder what his favorite color is."
"Hellooooo?"
"Oh lookie! A butter fly!"
"I just sent a blast that will destroy this planet! Are you listening?!"
"I got this song stuck in my head.dumb poopy song."
"Are you paying attention!!!"
"La da dadada Hey! Da da dada. La da dadada Hey! Da da dada"
"You are going to die soon! Do you even care?!"
"I wonder is Frieza is a boxers or briefs kinda guy.oh wait! Silly me, he doesn't even
wear clothes! I'm such a silly goose."
He kept yelling at me, which I didn't really mind that much anyway. But he crossed the
line when he crushed that pretty butterfly I saw before. So I knocked him out and the
fight just kinda went on from there. He sent these weird powerful disk thingies at me and
it was flying around all fast like to get away from them. He must have been really mad at
me since they kept following me around. And by accident I flew the wrong way and it cut
up! Poor Frieza, that sure is going to sting for a while. Well I gave him some energy, ya
know being such a nice guy and all but he was really really pist at me! He blasted me
again! But I just blasted him back, like my pet rock told me one day. `If someone does
something to you, do the same thing back to them' He was a smart pet rock too. I named
him Fluffy. He knew how to play dead really good! He was my best friend, untill my
other pet chicken ate him. Poor Fluffy.oh hey wait I gotta get off the planet! It's going
to go boom and stuff and I'll be bye bye if I don't go now!
"Do be do be doo.Now where is that silly ship at? Oh `hehe' oopsies, I'm going the
wrong way. Silly me!"
Alright, sorry about that I was flying the wrong way. Here we are! Frieza's ship! Oh
yippy skippy! Ew.his ship is ugly looking. I dunno if I want to fly home in that. Oh
well, not much of a choice. Hm.ooh lookie at all the buttons!! Oh what does this do!
And that thingy! Lookie what them! `hehehee' oh what's that! Check these things! Oh
and them do hickeys! Wait.the pretty buttons don't work!! The thing isn't working!
"You stupid dumb dumb head machine! Work!"
"Uh oh.I think I hurt it's feelings.I better say sorry!"
"Wait no, you're not a poopy brain machine! Please work now!
Ahhhh!!! It's not working!!! Oh jeez oh jeez oh jeez.um.uh.uh oh.I think.I think
I just messed my pants. Aw great! This is not good. Oh hey lookie a Ginyu ship! They are
so stylish I bet theirs are prettier looking then Frieza's. Hm.oh comfy little pod seats.
Now.oh lookie more buttons!!! I wonder what happens when you hit them all at once?
Aaah!! What's it doing?! It's making noised and beeping and going stuff and the lights
are all freaking out!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! (screams like a little girl) Oh hey wait a
sec.I'm in space!! Hey I'm still alive! This is like, Sooo cool! Ya now, I think I'll stay
in space with all these pretty stars and all, Chichi is going to yell at me and not let me eat
for a week if I go home. Then she will probably hit me with they little cooking
thingy.now what's that called again? Oh yea! A frying pan! I'm so silly.
Sooo..ya like this one? Hm?? Well tell me about it already!! Review puh-lease! ^.^