Chapter 10
The survivors of the fire gathered their supplies on the shore of the river. Fenchurch had lost all of her clothes and the nearby Starbucks wasn't selling any so much to Arthur's "dismay" Fenchurch had to stay in her little nightgown. The entire group, including the Americans stood besides the river, facing north and watching the sun that normally comes from the east go up. They all watched it so carefully that Marvin didn't even flinch when a bird pooped all over him, although Fenchurch, did notice, giggled and turned back to stare at the sun which was burning holes in everyone's retinas.
Suddenly, something appeared in the rays of the sun, a city, to the north, it smelled strongly of tea. Without a second thought, the Americans rode off on their horses to win the bet and Arthur followed close behind them, cheering on his camel. Eventually, Arthur and Fenchurch both pulled ahead and reached the lost city of the dead, Islington.
They got up and scraped some tea off the building and smelled it. Arthur remarked at the quality of it. Within minutes everyone had gotten there, was gazing at the tea and talking about how lucky they were. Arthur handed out guns to everyone, explaining that you must be prepared for everything. Of course, seconds after Arthur handed out the guns they were surrounded by dolphins.
A fight ensued, (duh) in which many people looked stupid, including Fenchurch who fell over while trying to fire a gun. Arthur used this opportunity to show off how brave he was by fearlessly attacking the dolphins. Finally, he found himself totally trapped and used his last resort. He lit a match, and put it to his butt, and said if they came any closer he would do a flaming fart and kill them all. Wonko instructed all the dolphins to leave but before they did he spoke, " Fine, we will leave but you must too, leave this place, or die." With that, the dolphins were gone.
Everyone went down into the lower levels where they began to search for something the ultimate treasure. Gag Halfront still followed around Fenchurch, why, he had no idea, I guess he thought there was more treasure to be found and wanted a share in the profits, but it's not like he had any idea what he was thinking.
The survivors of the fire gathered their supplies on the shore of the river. Fenchurch had lost all of her clothes and the nearby Starbucks wasn't selling any so much to Arthur's "dismay" Fenchurch had to stay in her little nightgown. The entire group, including the Americans stood besides the river, facing north and watching the sun that normally comes from the east go up. They all watched it so carefully that Marvin didn't even flinch when a bird pooped all over him, although Fenchurch, did notice, giggled and turned back to stare at the sun which was burning holes in everyone's retinas.
Suddenly, something appeared in the rays of the sun, a city, to the north, it smelled strongly of tea. Without a second thought, the Americans rode off on their horses to win the bet and Arthur followed close behind them, cheering on his camel. Eventually, Arthur and Fenchurch both pulled ahead and reached the lost city of the dead, Islington.
They got up and scraped some tea off the building and smelled it. Arthur remarked at the quality of it. Within minutes everyone had gotten there, was gazing at the tea and talking about how lucky they were. Arthur handed out guns to everyone, explaining that you must be prepared for everything. Of course, seconds after Arthur handed out the guns they were surrounded by dolphins.
A fight ensued, (duh) in which many people looked stupid, including Fenchurch who fell over while trying to fire a gun. Arthur used this opportunity to show off how brave he was by fearlessly attacking the dolphins. Finally, he found himself totally trapped and used his last resort. He lit a match, and put it to his butt, and said if they came any closer he would do a flaming fart and kill them all. Wonko instructed all the dolphins to leave but before they did he spoke, " Fine, we will leave but you must too, leave this place, or die." With that, the dolphins were gone.
Everyone went down into the lower levels where they began to search for something the ultimate treasure. Gag Halfront still followed around Fenchurch, why, he had no idea, I guess he thought there was more treasure to be found and wanted a share in the profits, but it's not like he had any idea what he was thinking.