Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Cheezy Frumaja
Title: What Buffy Characters Talk About While Watching "Titanic"
Summary: Well, the title was my summary. Look again. But do r/r!
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimers: It's obvious-so do I HAVE to? Or do you REALLY want to sue me?
BUFFY: This is so stupid. Come on, get to the juicy stuff. There's time for this in history class!
DAWN: Ditto. So where's Leo come in? I heard he was really cute. If he's not cute I'm leaving.
WILLOW: What about Kate Winslet? I want to see Kate Winslet.
TARA: But, Willow...
WILLOW: Sorry, Tara. Of course I love you more. Nice drawing, by the way. ::Points to TV screen::
XANDER: ::drools:: Just shut up and watch the movie.
ANYA: But what about the cute men? I want to see the cute men.
XANDER: That means you, too.
GILES: I hope this is at least going to be educating.
BUFFY: Didn't I just say I wanted the juicy stuff?!
SPIKE: Looks like YOU'VE gotten over Riley...
BUFFY: Shut it, Spike.
SPIKE: ::innocently:: Shut what?
BUFFY: I have a stake.
SPIKE: Oh...
XANDER: Will everyone just shut up? You'll miss the plot, and I will have wasted three bucks on this movie!
BUFFY: We know the plot. Look at the title.
XANDER: Good point. Never mind.
GILES: How long did you say this movie was?
DAWN: Hello? Where's Leo?
TARA: Kate Winslet...ow! Willow, that hurt!
WILLOW: You are SUCH a hypocrite.
~*~
DAWN: This sucks-Leo is SO ugly. I'm leaving. ::stomps to her room::
GILES: I'll go see what's happening in the kitchen...::cough cough::
BUFFY: Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!
XANDER: Oh YEAH...I mean, this is really stupid.
ANYA: Could we try that? ::edges closer to Xander::
XANDER: NOT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
SPIKE: ::mischievous voice:: Oh Buffy...
BUFFY: Spike, don't even THINK about whatever you're thinking about.
TARA: Hee hee. This is interesting.
WILLOW: Yep.
TARA: More later on in the movie?
WILLOW: Better be...
ANYA: Please, Xander?
XANDER: Anya, not now.
ANYA: I thought we were getting married.
XANDER: Notice the people.
ANYA: ::insulted:: Oh.
SPIKE: (To Buffy) So what if I were Jack and you were Rose?
BUFFY: Uh, no?
SPIKE: Damn!
~*~
WILLOW: Oh, look at Rose, in the cold water, without any female company! I'll bet she's lonely.
TARA: You wish-it's a movie.
BUFFY: What happened to the juicy stuff?
SPIKE: I KNOW!
BUFFY: Shut up. You and Willow are bad enough as it is.
XANDER: That's cold.
BUFFY: Sorry.
XANDER: No, no-I was referring to the movie.
RANDOM VAMP: So many people, so much blood...
BUFFY: Shut up. ::whips around and stakes the vamp:: That's better.
WILLOW: Oh my god! Jack is dead?
TARA: Like you'd care.
BUFFY: ::sniffling:: And after all he said to her, he just-just-LEAVES her? Oh, that is SO wrong...
SPIKE: ::disappointed:: So you HAVEN'T gotten over Riley.
BUFFY: ::still sniffling, but disgusted:: So what's it to YOU?
ANYA: Looks like the producers of that movie ran out of ideas real fast.
XANDER: I know what you're implying. And I'm sure it's disturbing everyone else.
DAWN: ::from her room:: Is it over yet? I'm bored!
GILES: ::from the kitchen:: Yes, me too...
WILLOW: That was sad, Jack dying.
TARA: Yeah.
WILLOW: I thought we were gay.
TARA: I was just about to say that myself.
WILLOW: Well, we are, aren't we?
TARA: Of course.
SPIKE: How sweet.
WILLOW AND TARA: Shut up, Spike.
SPIKE: Uh...I meant all the blood.
XANDER: Yeah right...oh.
SPIKE: Yeah.
XANDER: Just shut up?
SPIKE: I'm not feeling the love!
BUFFY: I thought we were talking about the movie. Shut up, Spike.
SPIKE: All that warm blood, pumping so hard as they feared for their lives upon the sinking ship...
TARA: Spike?
SPIKE: What?
EVERYONE ELSE: SHUT UP!
Cheezy Frumaja
Title: What Buffy Characters Talk About While Watching "Titanic"
Summary: Well, the title was my summary. Look again. But do r/r!
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimers: It's obvious-so do I HAVE to? Or do you REALLY want to sue me?
BUFFY: This is so stupid. Come on, get to the juicy stuff. There's time for this in history class!
DAWN: Ditto. So where's Leo come in? I heard he was really cute. If he's not cute I'm leaving.
WILLOW: What about Kate Winslet? I want to see Kate Winslet.
TARA: But, Willow...
WILLOW: Sorry, Tara. Of course I love you more. Nice drawing, by the way. ::Points to TV screen::
XANDER: ::drools:: Just shut up and watch the movie.
ANYA: But what about the cute men? I want to see the cute men.
XANDER: That means you, too.
GILES: I hope this is at least going to be educating.
BUFFY: Didn't I just say I wanted the juicy stuff?!
SPIKE: Looks like YOU'VE gotten over Riley...
BUFFY: Shut it, Spike.
SPIKE: ::innocently:: Shut what?
BUFFY: I have a stake.
SPIKE: Oh...
XANDER: Will everyone just shut up? You'll miss the plot, and I will have wasted three bucks on this movie!
BUFFY: We know the plot. Look at the title.
XANDER: Good point. Never mind.
GILES: How long did you say this movie was?
DAWN: Hello? Where's Leo?
TARA: Kate Winslet...ow! Willow, that hurt!
WILLOW: You are SUCH a hypocrite.
~*~
DAWN: This sucks-Leo is SO ugly. I'm leaving. ::stomps to her room::
GILES: I'll go see what's happening in the kitchen...::cough cough::
BUFFY: Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!
XANDER: Oh YEAH...I mean, this is really stupid.
ANYA: Could we try that? ::edges closer to Xander::
XANDER: NOT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
SPIKE: ::mischievous voice:: Oh Buffy...
BUFFY: Spike, don't even THINK about whatever you're thinking about.
TARA: Hee hee. This is interesting.
WILLOW: Yep.
TARA: More later on in the movie?
WILLOW: Better be...
ANYA: Please, Xander?
XANDER: Anya, not now.
ANYA: I thought we were getting married.
XANDER: Notice the people.
ANYA: ::insulted:: Oh.
SPIKE: (To Buffy) So what if I were Jack and you were Rose?
BUFFY: Uh, no?
SPIKE: Damn!
~*~
WILLOW: Oh, look at Rose, in the cold water, without any female company! I'll bet she's lonely.
TARA: You wish-it's a movie.
BUFFY: What happened to the juicy stuff?
SPIKE: I KNOW!
BUFFY: Shut up. You and Willow are bad enough as it is.
XANDER: That's cold.
BUFFY: Sorry.
XANDER: No, no-I was referring to the movie.
RANDOM VAMP: So many people, so much blood...
BUFFY: Shut up. ::whips around and stakes the vamp:: That's better.
WILLOW: Oh my god! Jack is dead?
TARA: Like you'd care.
BUFFY: ::sniffling:: And after all he said to her, he just-just-LEAVES her? Oh, that is SO wrong...
SPIKE: ::disappointed:: So you HAVEN'T gotten over Riley.
BUFFY: ::still sniffling, but disgusted:: So what's it to YOU?
ANYA: Looks like the producers of that movie ran out of ideas real fast.
XANDER: I know what you're implying. And I'm sure it's disturbing everyone else.
DAWN: ::from her room:: Is it over yet? I'm bored!
GILES: ::from the kitchen:: Yes, me too...
WILLOW: That was sad, Jack dying.
TARA: Yeah.
WILLOW: I thought we were gay.
TARA: I was just about to say that myself.
WILLOW: Well, we are, aren't we?
TARA: Of course.
SPIKE: How sweet.
WILLOW AND TARA: Shut up, Spike.
SPIKE: Uh...I meant all the blood.
XANDER: Yeah right...oh.
SPIKE: Yeah.
XANDER: Just shut up?
SPIKE: I'm not feeling the love!
BUFFY: I thought we were talking about the movie. Shut up, Spike.
SPIKE: All that warm blood, pumping so hard as they feared for their lives upon the sinking ship...
TARA: Spike?
SPIKE: What?
EVERYONE ELSE: SHUT UP!