Chapter 17
Meanwhile, Bob because of his selfish typical American ways went down to the nearest Starbucks to get a mochacino to calm his nerves without telling anyone that he was going off alone. Of course, the minute he entered the Starbucks, his brain was eaten by Zaphod, which gave him full power since he had killed everyone who had originally opened the book. The other customers looked on idly, noticing that something was wrong but not quite sure what.
Fenchurch ran in after she heard the screams and saw Bob's corpse. She calmly walked over next to it, threw her arms up in the air and started yelling, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Ford looked at Fenchurch and said to her, "give it up Fenny, you missed your cue."
Zaphod shot Fenchurch an odd look, one looking like love and said, "I will be back for you, my love," (gosh, that was random). With that, he walked out the door. Everyone simply forgot to try and stop him. Marvin even forgot to go with him and found himself surrounded by the people he had betrayed.
"Well, well," said Arthur, "looks like we found our weakest link, why shouldn't we kill him?"
"Please think of my children," pleaded Marvin.
"You don't have any."
"Yes, and you can thank me for that."
"Cut the feces!" yelled Arthur, "What does Zaphod want?"
"He wants the girl to sacrifice and a roll of toilet paper."
"Well, he can have Fenchurch, but give toilet paper to that monster, never!" responded Arthur.
"Hey!" said Fenchurch and kicked Arthur.
"OWW! I was just kidding," said Arthur, and then mumbled under his breath, "not!"
"Then you will all die," Stated Marvin very simply because it was a simple thing to sa
Within seconds, Zaphod's minions, the politicians, surrounded the group. They covered their ears so they weren't tortured by the politicians' cries.
"Not gonna do it."
"Lockbox."
"Stategery."
"P-o-t-a-t-o-e."
"Wouldn't be prudent."
Meanwhile, Bob because of his selfish typical American ways went down to the nearest Starbucks to get a mochacino to calm his nerves without telling anyone that he was going off alone. Of course, the minute he entered the Starbucks, his brain was eaten by Zaphod, which gave him full power since he had killed everyone who had originally opened the book. The other customers looked on idly, noticing that something was wrong but not quite sure what.
Fenchurch ran in after she heard the screams and saw Bob's corpse. She calmly walked over next to it, threw her arms up in the air and started yelling, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Ford looked at Fenchurch and said to her, "give it up Fenny, you missed your cue."
Zaphod shot Fenchurch an odd look, one looking like love and said, "I will be back for you, my love," (gosh, that was random). With that, he walked out the door. Everyone simply forgot to try and stop him. Marvin even forgot to go with him and found himself surrounded by the people he had betrayed.
"Well, well," said Arthur, "looks like we found our weakest link, why shouldn't we kill him?"
"Please think of my children," pleaded Marvin.
"You don't have any."
"Yes, and you can thank me for that."
"Cut the feces!" yelled Arthur, "What does Zaphod want?"
"He wants the girl to sacrifice and a roll of toilet paper."
"Well, he can have Fenchurch, but give toilet paper to that monster, never!" responded Arthur.
"Hey!" said Fenchurch and kicked Arthur.
"OWW! I was just kidding," said Arthur, and then mumbled under his breath, "not!"
"Then you will all die," Stated Marvin very simply because it was a simple thing to sa
Within seconds, Zaphod's minions, the politicians, surrounded the group. They covered their ears so they weren't tortured by the politicians' cries.
"Not gonna do it."
"Lockbox."
"Stategery."
"P-o-t-a-t-o-e."
"Wouldn't be prudent."