Chapter 23
Some of the following will be quoted from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, which is, indisputably the best book ever to come out of the publishing corporations of whatever the hell it was published.
"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow.. I can't make out this last word, it looks like a sun."
"Could it be a sun?" commented Wonko.
"Ah, yes, lies a small unregarded yellow sun."
With that, Zaphod and Trillian turned into dust, it was too much for them to have to listen to the most interesting book ever, of course, their last words were far from interesting.
"Bah humbug." remarked Zaphod.
"So do I not get coffee?" asked Trillian.
Wonko, Arthur and Fenchurch sat down around Ford to listen to the story and felt themselves all become truly happy. This book, it was the book of truth, his words reached throughout the world as he told the tales written by Douglas Adams. All wars stopped, everyone everywhere sat down, held hands and listened. Even the real life politicians wiped away tears and swore to actually not abuse their power. High school seniors stopped beating up freshmen and hugged them, which scared them even more. And amazingly, all the people on death row for saying Belgium were fed to the bear immediately, instead of being made to wait so that the bear that liked eating people would also be happy. And somewhere, in the depths of this world, John P. Starbucks finally saw that he didn't need to build any more Starbucks. And that was the sweetest thing of all.
This continued for a few days and finally ended at the end of Mostly Harmless, with "he put on some light music instead." With that, the world became its normal harsh place where kindness was just a 4-letter word for stupidity, no wait, that word is dumb, never mind.
Some of the following will be quoted from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, which is, indisputably the best book ever to come out of the publishing corporations of whatever the hell it was published.
"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow.. I can't make out this last word, it looks like a sun."
"Could it be a sun?" commented Wonko.
"Ah, yes, lies a small unregarded yellow sun."
With that, Zaphod and Trillian turned into dust, it was too much for them to have to listen to the most interesting book ever, of course, their last words were far from interesting.
"Bah humbug." remarked Zaphod.
"So do I not get coffee?" asked Trillian.
Wonko, Arthur and Fenchurch sat down around Ford to listen to the story and felt themselves all become truly happy. This book, it was the book of truth, his words reached throughout the world as he told the tales written by Douglas Adams. All wars stopped, everyone everywhere sat down, held hands and listened. Even the real life politicians wiped away tears and swore to actually not abuse their power. High school seniors stopped beating up freshmen and hugged them, which scared them even more. And amazingly, all the people on death row for saying Belgium were fed to the bear immediately, instead of being made to wait so that the bear that liked eating people would also be happy. And somewhere, in the depths of this world, John P. Starbucks finally saw that he didn't need to build any more Starbucks. And that was the sweetest thing of all.
This continued for a few days and finally ended at the end of Mostly Harmless, with "he put on some light music instead." With that, the world became its normal harsh place where kindness was just a 4-letter word for stupidity, no wait, that word is dumb, never mind.